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    “I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
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    Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    08 Jun 2023

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    “I have a large caramel macchiato for, uhh,” the barista, Emily, called, unsure of how to proceed. The name on the cup was written with perfect penmanship, unable to be mistaken. And yet, there was no way. “Spider-Man?”

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    Peter uses "Spider-Man" as his Starbucks name and things get a bit out of hand

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    08 Jun 2023

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    “Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick! Charms, like most other magical disciplines, is an art!” Professor Flitwick was saying, as Deidara sidled up to his assigned partner and half-heartedly took out his wand.

    He waved his wand carelessly downwards and punctuated it with a half-hearted flick. Charms was no art. True art wasn’t stupid charms that poorly mimicked E-rank jutsus. True art was ephemeral, fleeting. True art was an explosion.

    The feather spontaneously combusted with a bang.

    Unwittingly, a manic smile distorted his face.

    Wherein Seamus Finnigan is Deidara, formerly-deceased S-rank missing-nin, and the world is shifted slightly to the left. (AKA: Deidara's answer to most of Hogwarts’ problems is explosions, but the world is determined to run its natural course. Told in snapshots throughout the years.)

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    06 Jun 2023

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    After losing both of his eyes and jumping off a cliff, Uchiha Shisui had thought that was the end.

    What he hadn’t been expecting was to wash up on the shore of some hero training facility in a different dimension, get found by Hatake Kakashi—now Shinsou Hitoshi, apparently—get questioned extensively by Hitoshi’s new dad and a truth-seeking police officer, adopted by a gun-slinging cowboy, and then forced to attend a hero school where people are a lot weirder and a lot more gullible than he would’ve thought they’d be.

    But for the record, it’s not Shisui’s fault the kid believed him when he said his quirk was mangoes.

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    05 Jun 2023

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    Bruce Wayne is Batman. Bruce Wayne is also a vampire. Bruce is so lucky that his kids are understanding of his nature ... Right?

    AKA Bruce assumes his detective children know basic facts about him and some misunderstandings ensue

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    01 Jun 2023

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    “I see you have a new addition to the family,” Bella says, smiling at the group pushing their father along toward the plaza stairs.

    “Yeah, we stole him from his backyard,” Jason tells her brightly.


    “average billionaire adopts 1000 children a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average billionaire adopts 0 children per year. Orphans Bruc, who lives in cave & adopts over 1 child each month, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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    01 Jun 2023

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    The look she gave me could have chilled a man — or laid him out on a morgue slab. “My father died three weeks ago; he left the clan and his seat on the High Table to me. With that seat comes certain responsibilities.”

    “I’m retired,” I said.

    “You were retired,” she said. “And while you were content to play house, or to drink yourself to death, or to drive around in your car wasting away — you were not my concern. But you chose to return to the board.”

    “Get out of my house,” I said.

    Gianna ignored me. “I do not want to be here, John. I came to call in a favor.”

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    30 May 2023

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    Justine Duval is not quite an ordinary teenage girl. She’s a sociopath, but she doesn’t know that yet. All she knows is that she is secretly somehow special. That she doesn’t feel guilty for doing wrong or freak out over death and violence, like a normal person. And that she likes animals, art, and architecture more than she likes other people…or at least more than anyone she’s ever met. Until the day she goes with her veterinarian father on a call to the stables of a magnificent château, owned by the mysterious Marquis de Gramont. And he sees something in her that no one else ever has…

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    26 May 2023

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    What is Light to do when he wakes up after his life as a Shinigami is over, only to find himself with both his memories and his life back to the way it was before...with the Death Note in his school bag?

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    21 May 2023

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    Haruno Sakura would never be normal.
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    CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, PLEASE FIND IT IN the many shades of sakura SERIES <333

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    09 May 2023

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    If Sousuke had to determine the reason everything went wrong, he would point the blame very firmly at Kenpachi Zaraki’s feet.

    How was he to know that, for once, murder was not the solution?

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    24 Apr 2023

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    Winston was quickly at John's elbow, pressing a tumbler of bourbon into the tall man's bloodied hands, steering him from the room and muttering under his breath about cocky fools and close calls and carpet cleaning.

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    08 Apr 2023

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    “With you it’s always ‘Father this’, ‘Father that’.” Gianna sniffed. “It’s an obnoxious habit. Very childish. Act your age.”

    “Oh? And trying to interrupt a stranger about his business isn’t obnoxious?”

    “You’re such an asshole,” Gianna said, incredulous. “I can’t believe you said that. We’re trying to save a life.”

    “If you were remotely interested in charity of that nature you wouldn’t be in the family business.”

    The stranger was staring at them now, blinking owlishly. It wasn’t an unfamiliar reaction to anyone exposed to his sister and their quarrels. “Do you guys mind?” he said finally. His voice was rusty, seldom used.

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    03 Apr 2023

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    03 Apr 2023

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    The Devil laughed as the sinner was shown into the room. “John Wick,” said Santino D’Antonio. He did not rise from his chair, where he sat loose-limbed like the emperor of everything he saw instead of the dead man that he was. “When I was first told that you’d become a cop, I thought it was a joke.”

    John sat in the bolted-down chair opposite Santino at the bolted-down table. He’d always found interrogation rooms strangely calming. One-way mirror, single exit, the world condensed down to him, another person, and a sparse box of a room. John liked simplicity. “Santino,” he said.

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    02 Apr 2023

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    Security kicked down the door three minutes and thirty seconds after shots were fired in the Mahogany Suite. Winston checked his pocket watch as he strolled into the suite behind his team, wrinkling his nose at the smell of cordite lingering in the air. He surveyed the room with the weary eye of a man with decades of experience in the particular eccentricities of Continental guests and exhaled.

    “A misunderstanding, I hope,” Winston said, eyeballing the two men frozen in a tangle on the couch.

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    02 Apr 2023

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    On the first day of John becoming a free agent, Marcus said, “Why don’t you start a new job?”

    John stared at Marcus from the armchair. Marcus had come over with a bottle of Old Rip Van Winkle bourbon to celebrate, a rare vintage that John didn’t exactly have the palate to appreciate. Marcus had poured John a couple of fingers of it anyway, and was sprawled over the couch with his grizzled head propped up on cushions. “I already have a job,” John said.

    “Killing people isn’t a job. It’s a hobby.”

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    02 Apr 2023

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    John stared, incredulous. “You want me to be your plus one. To your sister’s coronation.”

    “To put it crudely, yes.” Santino wrinkled his nose. Trust the Baba Yaga to cut brutally to the point.

    “No shooting anyone?”

    “If you feel you have to, be my guest. It’s entirely optional. I’d also prefer that you clear something like that ahead of time with me. As a matter of courtesy.”

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    31 Mar 2023

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    “If I keep bringing you to restaurants, will you keep ordering steaks?” Santino asks.

    “You were curious about who I am,” John shoots back, this time a reply on the ready.

    Certainly, Santino is still curious about the man behind the legend. It seems that most times the monster is subdued. As much as Santino wants to see Baba Yaga in action, he has to admit that there has to be, at least in part, something to counterbalance it.

    “So what, you’re indulging me?”

    “Figured you’ll get bored sooner or later,” Jon replies, straight-faced. “I’m just here for the food.”

    In which Santino finally meets the Baba Yaga, asks him out to lunch, and then is surprised when their dates keep happening.

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    31 Mar 2023

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    Helen's instructions were clear: the moment she was gone John was supposes to call her brother in law to help John deal with her loss. However, tied down with work, it's her nephew that makes his way east to New York.

    Noah’s son, the last time John saw him, was an anxious, jittery, fifteen-year-old who smelled of adderall, axe body spray, and hormones. The man who knocks on his doors that evening looks like him, except somewhere in the last three years Stiles had the time to hit a growth spur then have a truck reverse over him twice.

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    31 Mar 2023

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