EpicAxolotls
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- Dream SMP (42)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (1)
- Origins SMP (1)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
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Not today, though, "Earlier than usual." Techno commented, rising sun not yet streaking through the looming windows as they settled in their spot. Phil already had a book picked out. Techno needed to do a scroll through his TBR list.
"Well, yeah," Feathers slid on the wooden bench as Phil sat, loud, "Tickets go online at nine."
"The Games." Techno set his phone down, before picking it back up quick to check the time, "What're we doin'?? Phil, Phil. Computers, Phil."
or: an elytrian holiday and a piglin holiday fall on the same day. techno and phil navigate accordingly
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For the first time since last winter, Techno pulled out his fur coat before this walk. He didn’t need it. But he wanted it. Maybe for intimidation. Maybe so that he could grip its fibers tight so that his nervousness wasn't visible.
Logically, there was little for him to worry about. He was sure he was stronger than the fox, and he had his hunting dagger at his waist. But it really wasn't that, was it?
or: a creepy fox moves into town, and happens to be techno's neighbor. sadly, neighborly duties mean he's being wrapped up in something quite a bit bigger than himself
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He blinked, slowly glancing over at the can, "Oh, yeah. Found this in storage, y'all don't have any caffiene in the kitchen."
"Why the hell would we have caffiene in the kitchen?" Tommy wasn't equipped for this, what was he meant to do? Fucking—shit, how long did they have? "Are you okay, big man?"
or: bedrock bros humans are space orcs becomes family REAL quick
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Look at him, sitting in an alley like some sort of slum, hair pulled back in the messiest bun he's made since he was five and no one to blame but faceless idiots who wanted to pick fights.
Positivity was dire, in a situation like his, yet he could muster up none. He had no plan, no goal, no idea of what to do. He was doomed.
or: Technoblade was booted from noble society, and learns that the world holds good people
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Philza Craft is in space.
But Phil was no astronaut.
He wasn't sailing the stars, journeying to find a new land. He wasn't going to the moon, or Mars, or out past their solar system. No, they had left those behind about fifteen minutes ago.
Phil was here to talk. To represent humans in these new political climates that the universe has been building for centuries, without them. He was here representing the newest discovered sentient species recognized by the Galactic Council.
He was representing humans.
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Wilbur wasn't the captain of the ship, but he owned it. And, at the end of the day, he decided what happened with it.
He hadn’t thought much about signing up his ship in a transportation-for-hire program. It was just another way to keep fuel in their thrusters.
Maybe he should’ve considered other options, he amended, as he read the assignment that was pinged to his screen. Because traveling a new species from the Milky Way Galaxy all the way to the Universal Concession was not how he wanted to spend the next thirty cycles.
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SBI Summer Bingo 2023 by EpicAxolotls
Fandom: Dream SMP, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Origins SMP
23 Jul 2023
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My bingo writing for the 2023 SBI Summer Bingo event
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Kristen is a single mother trying her best to keep her family afloat. Working a job she hates, trying to balance her son's achievements and keeping a roof over their heads, she has a chance encounter with an unfairly attractive man who she does *not* have time for.
Phil is a firm, if eligible, bachelor, content in his cushy job and spoiling his only nephew. When he bumps into the most beautiful woman he's ever seen not once but *twice*, he can't help but think the universe is giving him a nudge to break his solitude.
Techno is being a jealous and belligerent bastard. He's worried for his best friend's safety, and in his attempts to protect Phil, goes too far and causes heartbreak right before the most magical day of the year.
Tommy is attempting extortion and mostly succeeding. Sorry Phil's wallet.
This isn't a Hallmark movie. But maybe it can be something real.
(I'm totally lying, it's absolutely a Hallmark movie, complete with corny confessions, a predictable plot and unreasonable timelines for falling in love. Romance, Christmas cheer and new beginnings lay ahead!)
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Bookmarked by EpicAxolotls
30 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
giggled and kicked my feet over this fic many a time. will be rereading next year to get in the holiday mood
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i'll be home for the holidays by onecentwriter for EpicAxolotls
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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“I’m doing everything wrong,” Tommy whispered. A deep, terrible feeling had crept up in his throat and pushed the beginnings of tears behind his eyes. “I don’t know how to do the right thing, or be a good person. I don’t know how to be good,” he admitted. “Will I ever be?”
Carl didn’t answer. It was an awfully big question for a horse.
“Maybe,” Tommy mumbled.
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Or: Tommy, sick of fighting and at his wit’s edge, heads north. To Technoblade. To warmth. To, maybe, the last safe place he has. Only thing is, Techno’s not ready to let him back in yet.
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- Part 4 of exchanges & events
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- English
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- 8,130
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Bookmarked by EpicAxolotls
29 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
AMAZING LOVELY THE A/N ALONE ALMOST MADE ME CRY. beautifully written and i will hold onto it dearly
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“What’s going on…?”.
“He saved the Crown Prince’s life” Master Dude explained. “Bringing him here was the only worthy enough reward the Prince could think of”. That, at least, was reassuring. The intentions of the Crown Prince could still be misconstrued into something nefarious by outsiders, but it was nice to know that he’d just been trying to protect the kid who saved him, in his own way. “As far as we’re aware, he doesn’t have a name, parents, documents, or anything, really. Prince Technoblade decided to call him Theseus, but he only acknowledges you if you use the nickname Tommy”. Tubbo could imagine that their dear Crown Prince was feeling rather butt-hurt about that last part. “I know it’s a lot to ask, but there truly is no one else who can take care of him. I’ll be around to help, so… give it a try? Please?” his begging sounded surprisingly earnest.
There was no point to it; it wasn’t as if Tubbo could refuse after all…
With a simple nod, his new life as the personal aide of the Crown Prince’s one and only concubine began.
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or, Tubbo becomes Tommy's aide, and it's all downhill from there
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- Part 14 of Clingytober 2025
Bookmarked by EpicAxolotls
14 Oct 2025
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Records to My Happiness by Ringnea for EpicAxolotls
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Oct 2024
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Recording stuff was the best way for Tommy to prevent bad things from happening at his foster homes. Most people try to be their best selves when a lens is staring at them. So he didn’t expect anything different when he moved in with the Watsons. Boy was there much more there than he expected.
AKA Foster au told through Tommy’s recordings. So no personal thoughts just watching through a screen.
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Bookmarked by EpicAxolotls
12 Jul 2025
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All because of you by Earth_is_flat13579
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
12 Jul 2025
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This is a story you have already heard many times. A story of a boy and a dragon, how one unexpected meeting would lead to so much more. And yet this one while the same is different, because here the boy doesn’t just try to prove himself and the dragons in front of his village nor does he escape the day before having to take another life, no, this is a story where he stumbled upon the third option, how will it change the story? Let’s see, shall we?
Or, a what if story where hiccup noticed astrid following him, never led her to toothless and how that changes everything.
Bookmarked by EpicAxolotls
28 Apr 2025