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Julius's plans to reduce staff stress levels are not entirely helping with Malcolm's.
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22 Sep 2025
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He pulls away, but the last kiss he places against her mouth is tender, delicate. The contrast is odd; sometimes she can’t tell if he’d like to fuck her or date her. Well; she’s always had a thing for older men.
(Retrospectively, she probably shouldn’t be fucking her student’s father.)
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18 Jun 2024
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Malcolm shuts down one story about him and Julius Nicholson and manages to accidentally start a new one.
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16 Aug 2023
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"When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it." -- Caitlyn Siehl.
Back by request. The ups and downs, ins and outs, and unchanging force that brings Malcolm Tucker, the Dark Lord of Downing Street, into the life and heart of the Impossible Girl, Clara Oswald.
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12 Oct 2022
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The Doctor lived for more than 2,000 years and not all of them were good. If you suppress your traumatic experiences they come back to haunt you. The twelfth incarnation suffers from all that happened in his past lives. But Clara is determined to stay by his side and help him to cope with it.
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26 Sep 2022
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I could be the engine and you could be the wheel by capalxii
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV)
04 Jun 2021
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aka "don't worry, they f*** in the end." Set in 2016 & 2017, Nicola is thriving & Malcolm is not. A story of awkward histories, awkward conversations, & two idiots who, in spite of everything, manage to get a second chance.
10% Glenn content by volume, please heed the author's notes for warnings & potential triggers, apologies in advance to Ollie fans—I love him but this fic sort of doesn't. No apologies to Olbermann. Played with the ages of Nicola's kids because I wanted them out of the house. Title from Brandi Carlile's Hard Way Home. Chapters 1-4, 9 & 10 are Malcolm's POV, all others are Nicola's.
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16 Jul 2022
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As Malcolm's restless spinning and scheming, spiraling into violence, threaten his health and sanity, Julius desperately tries to calm him down.
How far is he ready to go?
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26 Jun 2022
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The Only Mystery by terebi_me
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
20 Mar 2022
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Ambitious "ordinary girl" Clara works at a small liberal-arts university in the middle of nowhere, United States. Her entire world is disrupted when she meets the Doctor, a stern, charismatic Scottish visiting professor, and he takes her along on a mind-bending journey into sexual possibility, informed consent, and shattered boundaries. But boy, does he have emotional baggage from his past, to such an extent that Clara just might not be able to quip her way free...
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01 Apr 2022
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An Unlikely Love by LuluJozeenovak
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), Doctor Who (2005), Fortysomething
29 May 2015
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Clara Oswald works at Coal Hill school as an English teacher and one day a new caretaker starts working there. She wasn't present for his introduction because she was ill at home that day. For some reason he looked familiar to her but she wasn't sure where she had seen his face before. She noticed he was quiet and kept to himself to the point of isolating himself from all the staff members. She decides she's going to befriend him even if he does make it very hard to do with his caustic and crabby nature. That Doesn't deter her but she is away of the big "Go away" sign he has about him. She hears the whispers from the staff about him and snide remarks about both of them. She is surprised to find out he really isn't anything like what she'd heard about him.
Note:
I have decided to Continue the Ronnie/Mathew relationship story as a spin off. You may find it located here if you wish to read it:
For the Love of Pilfrey
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3669099/chapters/8110800
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04 Feb 2022
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To Tell the Truth by TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise)
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor who season 8 - Fandom, Twelfth Doctor - Fandom
26 Jan 2016
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Whouffaldi moments woven between episodes. Mostly canon-compliant.
Chapter Nine: Hell Bent but with more kissing. And an added twist on the ending....
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- Part 1 of Truth Verse
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11 Nov 2021
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Take Me to Fucking Church by teyla
Fandoms: In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It, The Thick of It (TV)
14 Jul 2017
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Having a relationship with Malcolm is difficult, difficult, lemon-difficult. So is growing up poor in Glasgow, being gay in the eighties, and rebranding a major political party. Jamie and Malcolm take a rough three decades to figure it all out, but in the end, it’s the journey that matters. Right?
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06 Jun 2021
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A collection of my three-sentence fics written for prompts on tumblr. Mostly TTOI, Malcolm/Jamie, some Malcolm/Julius, some other.
This has one three-sentence fic per chapter, and therefore is best (least annoyingly) viewed as whole work on one page.
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27 Apr 2021
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A The Thick Of It fic, starring Malcolm F. Tucker and a ruthless dominatrix. Enjoy.
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20 Apr 2021
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The Very Honoured Guests of the Grelvakian Scientific Society by nonelvis
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
31 Jul 2016
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"It was a tea shop," the Doctor said. "We were buying some of your local tea as a souvenir. And usually, when I buy the morning cuppa, I'm not expecting anyone to hand me a medical consent form for what I suspect is highly dubious experimentation."
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02 Apr 2021
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“I knew them both,” Jack says quietly. “I watched them fall in love. I watched them change.” She's young and beautiful and right for him; or, alternatively, she's the devil herself and he never stood a chance.
All across space - the back alley of a pub in Blackpool, the basement of a Wahaca in Soho, a hotel room overlooking the Venetian Grand Canal - he turns her into music.
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11 Mar 2021
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Malcolm's a vampire. Jamie's not. No one is sparkly. Everyone is swear-y.
This first appeared on tumblr, where my username is the same. You may have already read this. And in my defence, the file name for this is 'This is ridiculous'.
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05 Mar 2021
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"Do not let him see how much this hurts your heart, Julius thought, to see him in such a state." Set a few days after the series finale. First time writing this pairing. Julius is a fixer and Malcolm is a Malcolm. Rating for language, this fic (mostly) fades to black.
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19 Feb 2021
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In which Nicola Murray struggles to run a restaurant and Malcolm Tucker is the Sommelier from hell.
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11 Feb 2021
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WARNING: Contains drug/alcohol abuse/addiction and withdraws
The Doctor, front man to the Hellboys, was always the wild child of the bunch but after a brief band break up he came back wilder than ever. In and out of rehab and jail his agent has had enough and calls on one Doctor Clara Oswald to hopefully put him back in line once and for all.
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01 Jan 2021
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Malcolm Goes to the Oberland by morred
Fandoms: Thick of It (UK), Chalet School - Elinor M. Brent-Dyer
01 Jan 2012
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This is shameless, mildly-flavoured crack. Malcolm is ILL and has to go to the fresh air of Switzerland to recuperate. Crossover with the Chalet School series by E. Brent-Dyer, but almost everything is understandable if you're not familiar with the books.
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11 Jul 2020