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Of Leap Years and Lighthouses by Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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In Ed's experience, there's nothing quite so effective at snuffing out a crush than the disappointment of a mediocre roll in the hay.
So, Ed has a plan: One quick fuck to get this crush on Stede out of his system.
It's a good plan. Solid, simple, and definitely, one hundred per cent foolproof.
Right?
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26 Nov 2025
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Handle Me With Care: Of Bachelors and Booksellers by INeedABurnerAccountOkay
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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Anthony Crowley is a workaholic who left London 25 years ago and never looked back.
Until he - somehow - finds himself as the new middle-aged bachelor in a dating show that he doesn’t really have any interest in taking part in.
For one, there’s the problem of the female suitors - not great for a man who’s always gravitated more towards men.
And then there’s the adorable, white-haired man who’s supposed to be his handler, but who makes him feel more than any of the women combined …
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- Language:
- English
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- 79,468
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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- 2
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- 926
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- 904
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24 Nov 2025
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Misfire by VivatRex
Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 99,362
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 15
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- 2,099
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- 12,976
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08 Nov 2025
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The Heart of the Forest by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jul 2021
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Retired librarian Aziraphale moves into a small, isolated cottage deep in the forest with a strange history. He soon realises he's not alone in the woods; a presence watches him. But as he begins to befriend the stranger that lurks in the trees, Aziraphale comes to understand there's more to him than appearances suggest - and Aziraphale's own destiny may be tied to the mysterious creature with the golden eyes.
- Language:
- English
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- 33,499
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 4
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- 205
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- 864
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04 Nov 2025
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Crowley is a lone demon, slithering his way onto Earth and as far away from Hell as he can manage. Heaven would smite him, Hell hates him too, and humans have no idea what they're dealing with. He is on his own.
Well, not entirely alone.
- Language:
- English
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- 2,757
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 73
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- 158
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- 49
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- 929
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19 Oct 2025
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,774
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,091
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14 Sep 2025
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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- English
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- 19,728
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- 1/1
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- 282
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12 Sep 2025
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When your family has been unsuccessfully trying to summon a demon for generations, it's bound to be a little bit of a shock when he actually shows up. Especially for the demon.
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- English
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- 5,580
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- 1/1
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- 127
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21 Jun 2025
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“What’s this?” Ed says, and tilts the mug towards his eyeline. He’s been doing a good job, so far, of looking everywhere except at Stede.
“Tea in its natural state,” Stede says. “You don’t have to drink it. I didn’t really ask you here for tea.”
Ed hunches like a child, but his hair and stubble is grey as a silverfish. He sounds as bitter as the tea when he says, “What did you really ask me here for, then?”
Or: Stede comes back to Edward. They both look for forgiveness, and relief.
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30 Apr 2025
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Long before The Gentleman Pirate and Blackbeard met in a swirl of fire and smoke, two strangers stumbled upon each other in late 17th century Boston. Their charged encounter was supposed to be brief, but became something much more.
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- Part 6 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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08 Apr 2025
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Blackbeard is untouchable.
Not impervious to harm, nah he’s got the scars to prove that. He’s been stabbed and cut and burned and whipped and hit, less so these days, but it happens.
No, what it is, is that no one wants to touch Blackbeard.
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21 Jan 2025
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The Bonnets go down the shore to Cape May, New Jersey during the same week every year. It’s tradition. But this year, everything about the Bonnet family has changed. The kids are off to summer camp, Mary is on a trip with her fiance, Doug, and Stede is newly single with no earthly idea what comes next. He books a room at The Queen Anne B&B — run by mysterious proprietor Blackbeard — and vows to make the best of his vacation alone. Stede’s life is about to change again in ways he could never have expected.
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- Part 1 of Exit Zero
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,963
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 292
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- 241
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10 Jan 2025
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He should pull away. He should laugh politely, and tell Ed kindly - but firmly - that such contact was not appropriate in cultured society.
But they were not in cultured society. They were on a boat in the middle of the ocean, intending to rob some merchants.
Stede let Ed take his hands.
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or, the one where Stede learns that, just like the social elite back home, pirates have a lot of strange traditions.
(alternatively, the one where Stede gets a piercing)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,301
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 191
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- 1,883
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- 440
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- 25,332
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07 Jan 2025
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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- English
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- 29,115
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 249
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- 1,863
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- 704
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18 Dec 2024
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Because they can’t see each other more than once every few decades, Aziraphale suggests that he and Crowley write to each other to pass the time apart. As quills for their letters, they exchange wing feathers: a gesture of great intimacy that Crowley is convinced only he perceives the depth of. But time will tell that it’s not just him who sees it that way.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,684
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 1,394
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- 4,640
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- 1,353
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- 55,110
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29 Nov 2024
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,795
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 1,915
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- 7,183
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- 2,181
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- 94,273
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26 Nov 2024
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Aziraphale knows exactly what’s happening: Hell has sent up a devilishly attractive demon to tempt him into sinning against God. So he’ll act like he’s falling for it, pretend he doesn’t know just what Crowley’s doing. And he certainly won’t give in.
Crowley knows exactly what’s happening: Heaven has sent down a divinely beautiful angel to dazzle him into revealing Hell’s plans. So he’ll act like he’s falling for it, pretend he doesn’t know just what Aziraphale’s doing. And he certainly won’t give in.
(Or: an angel and a demon spend 6000 years each convinced the other one is a honey trap)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,317
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 173
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- 1,822
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- 317
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- 11,483
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05 Nov 2024
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This was a kinkmeme prompt and as usual I can't do better than to paraphrase the OP :
Aziraphale is a frumpy, middle aged man, who's closing in on 50 : he's spent his entire life alone, mistreated by his family, and living like a modern times hermit in his familiar, reassuring bookshop. He thinks it's too late for passion. But he hopes that, maybe, he could find a companion for his latter days.
Crowley has spent his entire life having a wild time: parties, sex, rock n roll, all that jazz. He flew through the 80s, the 90s, the new millennium like a car on fire. He thought he had time, thought he'd be young and surrounded by people forever, thought with fling after fling after fling, someone would find him. Someone would look at him and choose him. But no one ever did.
To paraphrase (again) - they turn to an arranged marriage company. And they fit..
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- English
- Words:
- 24,283
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 312
- Kudos:
- 1,177
- Bookmarks:
- 252
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- 14,356
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18 Oct 2024
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Good Expectations by tweedfeather
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.
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- Part 1 of Good Expectations
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 227,013
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Comments:
- 1,740
- Kudos:
- 2,841
- Bookmarks:
- 589
- Hits:
- 118,127
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12 Oct 2024
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Group of the Two of Us Therapy by Searching_for_Sarah_Tonin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 May 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley start going to couples counseling on Zoom during lockdown in Spring 2020 and figure a lot out along the way.
The premise of this story is inspired by the Lockdown Audio Extra and my own experience as a therapist doing telehealth psychotherapy during the early months of the Pandemic.
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08 Oct 2024