GnomeIgnominious
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- Cabin Pressure (33)
- House M.D. (11)
- Kingsman (Movies) (4)
- MASH (TV) (3)
- Friday Night Dinner (TV) (3)
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HOUSE: We can all applaud the doctor who's willing to break all the rules. But the real hero is the unsung doctor, toiling in anonymity, because he broke the rules without getting caught. I need to know you have these skills. I need you... to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy. Not kidding. Thong. Cuddy. Go.
FOREMAN: It's how I got hired.
It's not strictly true.
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"Ever seen Mulholland Drive?" She turns around, disproven. House has followed her into the conference room.
"Um, yeah."
"Oh." He taps his cane on the floor a couple of times and puffs out his cheeks, not meeting her eyes. "Cause I've got the DVD. Back at my place." He jerks his thumb over his shoulder.
Thirteen takes pity on him.
"Are you asking me if I want to come over?"
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- Part 2 of High windows
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Cuddy's placebo injection doesn't work.
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She feels muzzy, like she's been asleep for a while, and the room is warm. Then, the noise that must have woken her happens again: a soft, sharp inhalation, like a closed-mouth gasp. It's followed by a rustling sound, skin sliding over fabric, and the grunt again. It's coming from behind her, from where House is lying in the other bed. Her first, slightly revolted thought is that he's masturbating. But then the choked-off gasp comes again, this time accompanied by a hissed "Goddammit", and her brain clicks the diagnosis into place.
House is in pain. Thirteen helps.
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- Part 1 of High windows
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Cuddy: You're pacing my office 'cause you're buying furniture?
Wilson: No, I'm pacing your office because I'm physically incapable of buying furniture.
Cuddy: For Amber's old place?
Wilson: Yeah. Uh, it needs some new —
Cuddy: I know you bought the place I wanted. You're a jerk. Let's move on. Hire a decorator.
Wilson: I'm supposed to find… me.
Cuddy: Backpack through Europe.Cuddy had been joking of course. Wilson knows that.
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verity richardson cinematic universe (vrcu) by GnomeIgnominious, thelemonisinplay, timeladyleo
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
24 Jan 2021
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According to John Finnemore's various blogs, Douglas was always intended to have two daughters - the one whose birthday party MJN dropped a sugar brick on, and an older one (Verity). He only really mentions the one with the birthday.
Maybe there's a reason for that.
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In which OJS stands for Our Jewels Still, and instead of making a living ferrying around potential yacht buyers, make a commitment to stealing their jewels and returning said jewels to their places of provenance.
Or, to put it simply, a heist!AU.
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This series is a collection of fics that I have contributed to the Verity Richardson Cinematic Universe, an exploration of the reconciliation of Douglas with his eldest daughter Verity after a long separation.
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Bookmarked by GnomeIgnominious
02 Sep 2025
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Greg House ends up on the Napa Valley addiction-recovery circuit. A House M.D./Mom crossover.
Bookmarked by GnomeIgnominious
22 Aug 2025
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"He wasn't a great person to begin with, but after the infarction, he had turned into something vicious."
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House's introspection as he goes through his daily routine
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12 Jul 2025
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"My leg hurts" is a line Wilson’s heard too often over the years. Living with House post-Mayfield sees him recalibrate his ideas about his best friend and pain.
Bookmarked by GnomeIgnominious
01 Jul 2025
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“Wilson,” House mumbles, voice muffled by the sheets. “Are you real?”
Wilson chuckles. “Do you wish I was?”
Was House crazy? Well, yes.
If House is crazy, does this fall into his normal threshold for insanity?
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House runs into a familiar hallucination.
Bookmarked by GnomeIgnominious
10 Apr 2025