17 Bookmarks by HemlockDaFrog
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Piper proposes a new business idea to Jasper and swears it’ll be easy money. He folds under zero pressure and agrees to help.
They start an anonymous blind dating service.
Piper and Jasper’s first successful match just so happens to be Henry and Charlotte.
The catch? Everyone is completely clueless…
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14 Jul 2026
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A Jetavius fanfic
Just recently found this ship and now is my hyper fixation. I hope you all enjoy, if this does well I’ll consider making it in to a few part series. I do request you read t he first “chapter” as I’ll explain a little better of what my plans are, and how this story will go.
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14 Jul 2026
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Want To Feel Pretty, Want To Be Adored by Sage_Mage
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
05 Jul 2026
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Jedediah has a side hustle as a makeup YouTuber, and his top commenter is Octodaddy.
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07 Jul 2026
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Being a doctor ain't all its cracked up to be, this Jedediah knew. What he wasn't aware is that he'd make enemies with a man he'd probably never have had to have met. At least twice, no less.
AKA the medical AU that no body asked for. Im making it anyway bc i thrive off of the human AUs of this ship.
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04 Jul 2026
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Heroes and Villains Never go well together by Imintoidiotcowboys
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
24 Jun 2026
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Jedediah hates the city's hero, but Octavius thinks he's not so bad for someone trying to do good.
Octavius doesn't like the city's number one villain that much, but Jedediah thinks that the poor guy just has his reasons.
What if a hero and a villain fell in love with one another as their civilian identities?
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28 Jun 2026
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hold my skates, ive got a date (REWRITE!) by Wtf_is_a_flapjack
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
28 May 2026
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hello again! this is a rewrite of my fic "hold my skates, ive got a date" because i like it but it just doesnt quite hit me the right way, ya feel? i may also rewrite "nerves and numbers" once i finish it but so far its just this
roller derby oct x artist jed high school au
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- Part 3 of Hold my skates, Ive got a date
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23 Jun 2026
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if i could, i'd be your little spoon by THEVOIIDHASEYES
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
05 Jun 2026
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“Oh.” Octavius nodded but his eyes still darted away. “But I… can’t.”
“...Can’t what?”
“I can’t just… I can’t just take it off, it’s my helmet. You wouldn’t just take your hat off.”
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21 Jun 2026
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How Do You Hold a Moonbeam in Your Hand? by SlushieYuhh
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
27 Apr 2026
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Octavia always knew she was destined for greater things, even before she had died and awakened in this strange Rome that she does not recognize. She had tried being a wife and mother once…
Never again. Apparently that life was not meant for someone of the likes of her. No, the place where she belongs is here, in the army, serving her beloved country just like any good and upstanding Roman citizen. So she may have to skirt around the fact that she may or may not be a man, but this is only a small stepping stone in the large and glorious staircase that leads up to her true destiny. She endures it, adamant on living this second life of hers HER way, the way SHE wants it to be. So far, it’s going pretty well for her, if she does say so herself.
That is… until she meets a certain blonde-haired cowgirl. Then everything she once thought to be true instantly crumbles down all around her, leaving her stranded and feeling just as lost as before.
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20 Jun 2026
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Assassins, Arils, and Aww, they’re holding hands! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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Basically, Octavius was nearly assassinated. He was conked out by tablet magic and is now fully healed. Jed is losing his shit. Jed makes questionable decisions as he wrassles with grief and anger. Octavius was put in a secret room in a wall (janitor’s closet?) so the assassin couldn’t find him. Jed also took Octavius’s armor.. which could mean nothing!
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22 May 2026
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Jedediah has spent his childhood idolizing the cowboys and gunslingers in the books and movies he watched. When he got older, he decided to try and do it for a living.
Little did he know this was a similar story to the only person that cant stand him when they met... But they just keep meeting...
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18 May 2026
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Octavius is a general. He became a general for the glory of Rome, unfortunately that is hard to do when his Rome is constrained to a magical diorama and its miniature inhabitants. And even harder when the irritating blonde cowboy next door hates him.
Both the senate and Jedediah's unionised workers agree that despite their differences it is in their best interest to join forces to unite the miniatures hall, leaving their leaders to have to bottle their mutual hatred for the good of their people.
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15 May 2026
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Octavius helps Jed out of one sticky situation right into another. Or, Jed has a very good bad hair day.
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08 May 2026
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“I ain’t got nobody else to talk to and I know you don’t either. Now–” Jedediah shifted a bit in his seat, leaning in closer to Octavius, “–What’s yer favorite color?”
“Such a basic question! But fine. It’s red.” Octavius gestured to the red scarf on the back of his chair.
“Such a basic answer!” Jedediah shot back before answering the question himself. “Mine’s blue.”
“As if that is not any more basic of an answer!” Octavius’ threw his hands up in exasperation.
“Whatever, I swear if this is the attitude you have, I pity yer students, Octopus.”
or Octavius is a latin teacher who is fed up with adults but loves the kids like his own and Jedediah is an art teacher who loves to screw with his least favorite latin teacher.
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08 May 2026
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Octavius is a recent graduate from Cambridge, trying to find a purpose in New York. Jedediah is an angsty museum worker with a passion for American history, and being an irritant. Forced proximity coworker shenanigans ensue.
This is my first published fic post cringe 13 year old so please be nice to me (or don't, maybe that will help more who knows)
Inspired by the Tyler the Creator song, even though it has nothing to do with it, I just love it.Bookmarked by HemlockDaFrog
05 May 2026
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I'd Feed You Figs Under the Olive Trees by MaltaAndThe7Cats
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
08 Apr 2026
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Jed and Octy are best friends, right? And they're men right? And men do men things. Like fightin' each other, galvanizing through the museum and findin' trouble.
But when Octavius is havin' a little emotional breakdown after watchin' a rom-com he confesses that he's looking for more. He's lookin' for love.
Sure! That's understandable, he's a worthy fellow!
But that's not all. He's looking for . . . well . . . he's lookin' for a fella to be his spark.
So where does that leave Jed? What's he goin' to do if Octy finds himself another man?
Why he'd do just about anything to keep Oty by his side.
Anything.
Actually, uh, yeah, Jed's not sure just how far he'd go. He doesn't have this figured out yet. But damned if he isn't tryin'.
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05 May 2026
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05 May 2026
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Octavius is in love with Jedediah, he has been for an incredibly long time. The issue lies in the fact that he is terrified of ruining the wonderful friendship they already have.
Jedediah is in love with Octavius, he will never ever admit this aloud because that would make it true. He wants anything but it to be true.
Fortunately or unfortunately for them, the tablet is in London, England and therefore very far away from them, so, their time is up. As they go off to their positions for what could be the final time they contemplate a little. Would they ever dare to admit their truths?
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These two pine for each other and are also pretty oblivious. Enjoy the gift of miscommunication and dumb gay miniatures being dumb. Maybe one day they'll kiss.
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05 May 2026