ItWasNotMe
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Sniffles and tears by ItWasNotMe for rutobuka
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Mar 2017
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What if...after that precarious journey down the river and arrival at Laketown it was the dwarves that caught a nasty cold and not Bilbo. Who of course is left to take care of them all.
Yavanna help him!
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This is for my plot bunnies that are way to small to develop into a grown rabbit..um a full story. ;)
I will add tags and warnings as I see fit with each new drabble/chapter. The drabbled can be read seperately and comes in no special order to canon.Ch 1. UNO!
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Danny raced up onto the couch while Steve climbed up on the coffee table with his ridiculously long legs and made a jump for him. At the very last second Danny rolled of the couch and under the table making Steve face plant the couch.
“Tiny, Daddy needs a cuddle!” Danny yells.Steve had barely time to turn around before the big dog planted himself contently all over Steve making him huff out a breath from the unexpected weight.
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- Part 2 of Tiny Tot - Verse
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Tiny Tot by ItWasNotMe for erienne, 20mcdanno_fanatic10, simplyn2deep, Ilmare_Ilse, Jadzia, sn24H50lover, Ygrainne
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
25 Oct 2014
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“Are you seriously calling this monstrous thing of a dog for Tiny tot? He’s like a very hairy kaiju or something!” Danny shouted and got a hind paw in the groin as a thank you. “Mmmmpffffuuuuuck!”
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- Part 1 of Tiny Tot - Verse
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Hi guys!
Here's an AU-diary à la Hawaii Five-0 for you! I will probably add more characters later on but all in true time.
And yeah, it's mostly crack so don't take it too serious ok? Ok. Go on then!
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More or less ordinary things that happen in an Avengers everyday life by ItWasNotMe
Fandom: The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
27 May 2013
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The Troubles of Cohabitation by summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jun 2019
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In which a demon and an angel simultaneously realize that they've been in love forever, lose their collective cool, and then finally get their shit together.
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18 Jul 2024
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What had originally been a plan to get Arthur out of an unwanted marriage devolves into a tug of war between Arthur and his erstwhile intended, with Merlin as the rope.
Or, the one in which Merlin is the most tormented human being ever and Arthur wouldn't see sense if it danced naked in front of him.
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02 Jun 2024
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After Arthur is attacked by sorceress, Merlin is the only one who thinks Arthur might be enchanted. Why won't anyone else realize how strange the prince is acting? And why does everyone keep laughing when Merlin tells them that Arthur is being weirdly nice?
Or: Prince Arthur is hit with a very selective truth spell, that only makes him want to be honest with the person he cares for most. Merlin can't figure out why Arthur is only acting weird around him, and secret spilling ensues.
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Bookmarked by ItWasNotMe
02 Jun 2024
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Merlin’s eyes latched onto his. Arthur felt flayed bare under that unremitting blue gaze. “I am, you know.”
His heart palpitated. “What?”
“Yours.”
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01 Jun 2024
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“He practically ran into your arms, as if you were some damsel in distress!”
“WHAT?” Merlin questioned, blood thrumming through his veins. “Arthur hugged me?”
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Merlin's lonely and feels like Arthur doesn't care about him. Then he finds out that Arthur apparently hugged him, which is something that he definitely cannot remember.
Confusion ensues.
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01 Jun 2024