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start by pulling him out of the fire by pricklywhicket
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Dec 2023
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Eddie Munson died on March 27th, 1986.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
No, wait. That’s not right. That’s Hitchhiker's Guide. Or was it Restaurant at the End of the Universe? Whatever, not important.
Eddie Munson died on March 27th, 1986.
Except…he didn’t. He couldn’t have. Because Eddie Munson is currently arguing with himself in his fucking head about sci-fi quotes, which doesn’t feel especially like something that a dead person would have the capacity to do.
The bats had killed him. There had been pain, and the sick sensation of tearing flesh. He’d had to swallow past a mouthful of his own blood to tell Henderson he loved him. Surely those were symptoms of imminent death.
And yet.
On April 1st, 1986, Eddie Munson opens his eyes in a dim hospital room. There’s a gasp from his left, and he tries to turn his head towards the source.
“Easy there, kid. They’ve got you trussed up pretty good.”
Eddie doesn’t need to see him. He’d know that voice anywhere, in any universe, hell dimension or otherwise.
“Uncle Wayne?”
A story about the families we find and the love that finds us.
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21 May 2024
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“Rules. Like, there’ll be no eating in my car. You’re not driving my car. No heavy metal,” Steve keeps listing, “you’re not picking up women and fucking them in m-”
“I'll try to control myself,” Eddie interrupts with a quip, a smirk. Fucking girls in Steve’s car, or anywhere else for that matter, isn’t going to be an issue, unless something pretty fundamental shifts in him.
Steve continues, completely ignoring Eddie, “You’ll wipe your feet. You’re not dragging dirt all over my car. No hitchhikers. No cutesy road games. No smoking in the car. I’m not paying for all the gas.”
“Ass, gas or grass, got it,” Eddie says, like he's taking this very seriously. He is not taking this seriously.
Or: Road trip!
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Bookmarked by ItsJamieBean
15 May 2024
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“Steve, I’m only offering because I want to help, okay? So,” he pauses, can’t believe he has to ask again. “Do you want me to fuck you?”
Steve groans, squeezing his eyes shut as his face pinches up.
“Yeah,” Steve says on the outbreath. “Please,” he tacks on. An afterthought.
Eddie grimaces. “Gross, man. Don’t say please about me fucking you.”
“I’m just being polite! You’re the one who offered!”
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03 Nov 2023
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silence is golden (webbing is silver) by periodically_puzzled for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, oprime
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Apr 2023
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Sometimes soulmates get off on the wrong foot.
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"Spider-Man!” the ninja shouts delightedly, in a bitterly cold Canadian accent that nips at Peter's nose.
No prologue. No frills. Just the name.
He sheathes up his sword and extends a hand in the hope of shaking Peter’s. “So glad I finally have the honor of meeting the biggest piece of shit this side of the Mason-Dixon. I’m dying to know, were you assigned cop at birth or was it a sort of gradual process of self-discovery?"
Peter keeps his mouth clamped shut. He’d gag himself with a web if he could shoot it through the suit. He’s going to be razor-precise with the words he brands into this man’s arm.
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24 Sep 2022