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    Celeste Navarro:
    PAUSE.
    BACK UP.
    Did Jackie add Ilya to our WAGs group chat?

    Hannah Wilson:
    Is this even allowed?
    It kinda feels illegal.
    No offense, Rozanov. It’s just that you play for the other team.

    Ilya Rozanov:
    Is that…
    How you say? Double meaning?

    Celeste Navarro:
    HA!

    ----

    Or the one where Ilya Rozanov has a minor crash out after learning Rose Landry is still in the Metros WAG Group Chat but he hasn't been added & now he must infiltrate the group because he is the ultimate wife.

    **This is a current crack fic WIP that accidentally developed a plot. I hope to have updates posted once a week-ish, but there is no publishing schedule.

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    09 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is trying his best to keep everyone compliant with Health, Safety and Wellbeing standards at Centaurs by Design. Ilya Rozanov does his best to make Shane's job as difficult as possible.

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    04 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    practically performance art

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    Shane is boring the way a sniper is boring. Boring the way a glacier is boring. Very slow, very quiet, very inevitable, and then suddenly you're kinda fucked.

    Or, Ilya deserves a medal for the number of lives he's saved with the power of his dick and the ability to fuck the concept of revenge out of his husband's mind.

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    01 May 2026

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    Shane is not ur tut tut lil damsel!!!!

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    Ilya Rozanov came to Duke University with a plan: to win a championship, get drafted as the #1 pick in the NBA, then leave Duke and become an NBA Hall of Famer.

    Everything is going according to plan.

    Well. Was. It was going to plan.

    Because he meets Shane Hollander, and suddenly all he can think about is his freckles and how to steal him from his stupid boyfriend, who also happens to be Ilya's teammate.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Episode Four: Shane tries something new to help Ilya come down from the stressful phone call with his dad. 

    ****

    “You want to try something.” Ilya was still reeling from the call with his dad, but managed a nod. “Ok. What is it?”  

    “Well, if you want,“ Shane hesitated, half afraid Ilya would laugh at him for asking, half embarrassed over how bad he wanted to do it. “You can tell me if you don’t like it.” 

    “I like everything you do.” Ilya countered bluntly. “Hollander, everything you do is good. Why are you–” 

    “Can I hold you?” Shane asked, and Ilya didn’t understand, “You want to hold me?”

    “Yeah.” Shane slid off the couch to kneel on the floor.  “Like this.” He pulled Ilya’s pants down slowly, licking his lips and exhaling audibly shaky when he saw Ilya’s cock lying soft but thick against his thigh. “Can I hold you,” he inched closer between Ilya’s spread knees, running his fingers over his bottom lip in a purposeful invitation, “Like this?” 

    “Oh fuck.” Ilya gulped. “Yes.”

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    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    feels canon. So beautiful. The portrayal of Ilya's struggle and anxiety is SO GOOD.

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    "Is he cute?"

    Shane's head snaps up. "Excuse me?"

    "You heard. Is he cute? Handsome?"

    Shane was baffled. What the fuck was going on? Why were they talking about this random ass rookie when all he wanted was for Ilya to destroy him?

    "Ilya, why are we-"

    "Answer, Hollander."

    Shane gasps as Ilya finally moves, and his pace is anything but gentle.
    "He - oh, fuck, Ilya - yeah, he's cute", he finally grits out, his hands clinging to Ilya's shoulders, nails digging into his boyfriend's back.

    "Yeah? Is he really pretty, hm? Loves talking to you, yeah? Admires you?" Now Ilya was just straight up cruel. Shane didn’t want to like this as much as he did, but fucking hell. "Does he blush for you? Get all red and shy when you talk to him?" Shane was ready to kill this man.

    ---

    Or
    Shane navigates finding one of his teammates hot and Ilya is so down for it

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    20 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    These threesome-esque scenes are better choreographed than any fight scene I've ever read

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    “Why the fuck do you care what happens to Rozanov?”

    Shane doesn’t answer.

    He’s already running for the Raiders’ locker room.

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    Or, Ilya has a panic attack in the Raiders' locker room after getting a phone call from his brother telling him about his father’s death.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is a single guy living a fairly boring life until he meets ruggedly handsome and European, Ilya Rozanov. A whirlwind romance begins, but Ilya has a secret that could come between him and Shane.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is Canada’s golden boy of hockey — disciplined, media-trained, and permanently scheduled down to the minute.

    So when his parents surprise him with a “relaxing” vacation at a Texas dude ranch, he’s less than thrilled.

    Dust. Cattle. Sweltering heat.

    And then there’s Ilya Rozanov — ranch hand and all around horse/cattle/dog whisperer.

    Somewhere between mending fences, learning to ride, and getting thoroughly outmatched by a man in cowboy boots, Shane discovers that maybe there’s more to life than hockey.

    And maybe falling in love was never part of the plan — but Texas heat does strange things to a man.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    “Is it your wedding day?”
    Shane sputters. “Sorry?”
    “The tuxedo,” she points out. “You look like you just got married.”
    “Oh,” Shane says dumbly, glancing down at his rumpled suit. “No,” he adds.
    -
    Or the one where that one night in Vegas gets a little out of hand for Ilya and Shane and a marriage by accident could turn into one of convenience. And maybe, something more.

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    Chapters:
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    18 Apr 2026

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    Fans in uproar after Centaurs Captain Ilya Rozanov tweets “Only steers and queers in Vegas and I’m not a cow.” — is Rozanov gay or a homophobe? Vote in the poll below!

     

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    When beloved hockey player Ilya Rozanov finds himself in trouble after a drunken tweet Shane Hollander steps in and saves the day.

    How, you may ask?

    Well. Fake dating, of course.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Ongoing

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    Luca Haas grew up idolizing two hockey legends: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander.
    Now he’s on their team, skating beside them every day—and trying very hard not to embarrass himself in front of his captain.

    Unfortunately, Luca has never been particularly good at hiding his crush.

    Ilya notices everything.
    Shane notices too.

    Eventually, curiosity turns into an invitation.

     

    *********

     

    The handprints keep flashing in his mind. Dark against Shane’s skin. Fingers splayed. Too deliberate to be an accident.

    Bruises happen. Hockey players bruise like breathing is involuntary. Like ice is cold.

    But those had not been from a hit or a fall or a puck to the wrong place.

    Those were hands.

    Ilya’s hands.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Set around the end of 2023/early 2024, a married Ilya and Shane confront Shane's recurring fantasies by seeking out somewhere to explore watching and being watched, and discover a private club in Ottawa called Le Chaton. They get more than they expected when they find the right audience, and Shane winds up understanding the benefits of being seen.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    When a petty morning argument is the last thing Ilya says to Shane before he boards the Montreal Metros’ team plane, he thinks the worst consequence will be a bruised ego and an awkward apology.

    Instead, the aircraft declares an emergency.

    As social media explodes, the hockey world halts, and Shane’s Instagram messages turn from apologies to goodbyes, Ilya is forced to confront the one truth he’s been hiding longer than his feelings:

    Shane Hollander is his. And he may have just lost him.

    A mixed-media, Long Game–era angst spiral featuring breaking news alerts, trending fan edits, locker room confessions, and the most devastating Instagram DM thread you will ever read.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    After Shane's plan to come out to Ilya in Tampa falls through, the pair have a falling out. There is no cottage. Instead, Ilya is forced to wait and see Shane at a charity event being held in New York. Ilya hopes that, after a miserable summer apart, he and Shane can reconcile.

    There's just one problem.

    Jordan Bragg, a forward for the New York Admirals, has also come out as gay. Stunningly handsome, funny, and just what a heartbroken Hollander needs, Jordan makes it clear that Ilya Rozanov isn't the only one after the Metro's star centre.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    One fated house party (and Svetlana Vetrova's mysterious ways of making the universe her bitch) led to what Ilya Rozanov had been dreaming of: someone that would take on the burden of writing the term paper for Theriault's class for him. It also led to getting closer to Shane Hollander again, his long-lost rivalry-turned-acquaintance-turned-obsession. How those two things had managed to collide escaped Ilya's imagination, but he wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Ongoing

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    A normal Wednesday at the Kingfisher: Shane's co-workers are drunk, Hunter is running illegal emotional gambling, Hayden is falling out of furniture, and Shane is losing a bet so badly he might as well hand Ilya his dignity in a gift bag.

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    14 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The build up in this fic is insane

  18. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Ilya, I honestly can’t believe I’m the one saying this, but it’s not a problem to be solved. Not everything will ‘awaken something in you.’ It doesn’t have to mean anything that some combinations work, and some don’t do it for you as much. We can keep trying until we find the best ones. And we keep those.”

    Or: Shane realises that their bellboy/hotel guest role-play isn't doing it for Ilya anymore, so he makes it his own personal mission to find a scenario that works. Shane hyperfocuses on the details. Ilya gets too invested in the plot.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Ongoing

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    Ilya swallowed audibly. “Maybe it will do nothing.”

    “Yes,” Shane said suddenly, like he hadn’t thought of the possibility. “You’re right, it’s…they’re probably just sugar pills. A placebo. They can’t legally sell anything more than that…right?”

    Or, Ilya receives a bottle of gas station erectile dysfunction pills as a birthday gag gift.

    Shane accidentally takes one. By accident. As a mistake.

    There are consequences.

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    01 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    sexploration vibes

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    Shane really isn't looking for a relationship, which is why having Ilya around is nice. No strings attached, only great sex. It's a win all around.

    The only problem is that Ilya is way, way too nice to Shane's stupid cat.

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    01 Apr 2026

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