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Izzy Hands is no one’s da. There’s no way he’ll be able to keep this child.
And then...he does anyway.
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- Part 1 of Malachi
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"He’s a pirate, he knows these things: the sun sets west, hardtack spoils last, and life is never fair. Fairness is for children and the dead. But these lessons, at the very least, were consistent."
Nothing has gone right for Izzy Hands from the very second he set foot on Stede Bonnet's ship. His old life is gone, this vessel is a mess, and no one wants him around, least of all himself. It gets easier and easier to stop living in his life. Well, until he finds himself in pieces on Stede Bonnet's floor.
That makes things a bit more difficult.
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Izzy is autistic. because he is.
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Izzy Hands, a 90s heartthrob turned casting director with an impressively average back catalogue, never foresaw his career trajectory bringing him back to television. He certainly never would've guessed that his big return would be on Strictly Come Dancing. At least it breaks the monotony, even if he's paired with the insufferable twat, the Gentleman of the Ballroom.
It's the kind of fast-paced environment that Izzy was sure he'd long-since grown out of, and he's sure he's not going to make it past the first few weeks. Still, the more he finds himself enjoying it, the more he hopes he'll stay, and he finds himself more in love with life than he's been in years.
Still, the talk of the curse puts Izzy on edge. Bonnet is strangely captivating and seems more interested in Izzy than Edward has in years. Izzy may not believe in them, but that's the thing about curses: once they take hold...
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05 Dec 2023
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Izzy stared at the tightly clenched fabric in his hands with abject horror, wondering just how the fuck he’d gotten himself here.
or; Izzy has a bit of an identity crisis, and his partners help him through it.
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13 Aug 2023
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Hit in them feels
Im also insecure abt this so ToTT
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The Exchange by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2020
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The first time he picked up his telephone and didn't hear Joan or one of the other ladies greet him, he just rolled his eyes, assumed they were cross with him, and firmly asked for the shop he was trying to connect to into the receiver like normal. He even said please! And the thing about being a being of considerable occult power with a history of shaping parts of the universe is that, sometimes, the world bends to oblige you.
So, the only thing that surprised him about Fell answering the line in response to his demand for "an expert on ancient greek and roman preparations of oysters" was that they'd made long-distance calls considerably less bothersome at some point.
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Crowley is a big fan of technology but has zero idea how it works, which leads to him developing an unlikely friendship with a fussy bookseller who happens to be an expert on a miraculous number of subjects.
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to be more than this devil inside of me by alfalfairy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Dec 2022
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When Jim is eighteen, the ship they're on is raided by the Queen Anne's Revenge. The captain takes a shine to them. The first mate takes a little longer.
Or, the one where Jim is adopted by Ed and Izzy.
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21 Apr 2023
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This is soooooo good. I love the style, the story, the relationship between characters. It's really well written
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Izzy and Ed are injured, lost, and desperate after a deal goes wrong. A beautiful blond maniac offers them a ride and then offers them a place to stay. Surely there won't be any romantic or life-affirming repercussions.
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"Look, cabrón, we have to take you back to the boat."
"Not in, like, TAKE take. It's more of… an invitation. Your presence is requested on the boat. Emphatically so."
Izzy's scowl deepens. If anything, Lucius' attempt of clarification only manages to increase his suspicion. His first thought was that maybe it took them eighteen months of deliberation to finally decide to hang him to the boom.
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Edward Teach, retired Blackbeard, is in crisis. Stede Bonnet, retired The Gentleman Pirate, goes after the one person who has seen it all before to ask for help. Izzy Hands searches for satisfaction as he navigates a bargaining stage of grief.- Language:
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14 Mar 2023
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This is so god damn good istg. Hits the feels on so many levels and amazing character exploration. Read it twice and it's still a masterpiece. I really love how this is one of the few fics where Izzy leaves and altough it's bittersweet and sad that really is the best outcome for him in this case. God I love this.
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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domesticating your first mate for fun and profit by natilieal
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Mar 2026
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04 Feb 2023
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On A Wing And A Prayer by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Sep 2019
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For the second time in his eternal life, Aziraphale disobeys the Almighty and saves a child from the Great Flood. Not to be outdone, Crawly saves just a few more.
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Co-Authored prompt fill: Izzy works at a brothel after he gets kicked off the ship. Stede finds him but doesn’t tell Ed because he finds the idea of Izzy whoring himself out to be oddly thrilling. Ed finds out somehow and has insane possessive hate-sex with Izzy and buys out his contract from the madam.
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29 Nov 2022
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Pretty fucking good
Amazing writing style
I love Izzy and the ocs in this but Stede and Ed has a long way to go still -
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“Oh,” says Jon, numbly. “You don’t. Remember? Um. It’s complicated. What… what do you remember?”
Martin seems to shrink in on himself a little. It hurts to watch, especially after how Jon’s seen him so painstakingly grow back into his openness over the past few weeks.
“I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t – I don’t.”
“But you remember me?” says Jon, and he tries to keep as much feeling out of that question as he can.
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For no reason that Jon can tell, Martin forgets.
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A Sadness Runs Through Him by stammed_cleams
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
21 Sep 2020
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Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth had resolved that he would choose death from the moment he left the note in his office - The only thing that changes his mind is a stranger at a bus stop, who invites him in for coffee to get out of the rain.
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The staff of Salt Middle School consider Kageyama Shigeo's third emergency contact.
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03 Aug 2021
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Fire is a good servant, but a bad master by ViviBaby69420
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
08 Apr 2021
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"New valet needed at the von Karma main mansion. Needs to be proper and clean, to be familiar with men's fashion, to have previous experience as a valet for a respectable family. Will be paid 120 per year, if seen as fitting the position."
The Von Karmas are in dire need of a new valet, but few apply because of the strange rumours circulating on the prestigious family. But lucky Phoenix Wright, he fits all the criteria!October 2021: updating the fic, may add a few chapters soon
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08 Jun 2021