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Lambert has gone to matching houses before, when he needs to give in to his submissive side. It's never been a good experience. Witchers aren't well-treated, as a rule.
Tonight may go somewhat better than he expects.
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
23 Sep 2026
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A Place To Rest by Hearthburn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Accidental Warlord series - Inexplicifics
07 May 2026
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In the horrifying wake of the Temple sacking, Obi-Wan finds four precious younglings still alive, and flings himself into the Force on a wish and a prayer, hoping to find a place of safety for them all. He finds a better one than he could have dreamed of, an oasis of kindness in a galaxy gone Dark and mad. But this oasis has its own strangeness and secrets. If Obi-wan and the children can adapt, they may have a safe place to rest, heal, and even restart the Order. But adapting means Obi-wan must face some hard truths about himself, Anakin, and the Order as they knew it. The results will change the fate of the galaxy, forever.
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- Part 1 of Hope is an Emotion
- Language:
- English
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- 304,079
- Chapters:
- 55/55
- Comments:
- 3,698
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- 1,642
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Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
29 Aug 2026
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A Mandalorian and an EduCorps Historian walk into a bar. The Mandalorian starts a fight. The Historian starts a lesson.
The conversation starts a realization, a reckoning, and a revolution.
(Please read the tags before reading. This gets Heavy before it gets better.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,033
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 20
- Comments:
- 1,327
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- 3,647
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- 1,912
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- 69,841
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
20 Jun 2026
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In a 'verse where Jaskier joined the Warlord of his own volition, Redania still chooses to send tribute. It's still not a great idea...for Redania, at least.
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- Part 36 of Inex's Not-Quite-February Ficlets
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- English
- Words:
- 2,568
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 119
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- 2,016
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- 130
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Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
11 Jun 2026
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First Rule of Robot Fight Club by HallucinateOnPaperSpines
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
26 Aug 2023
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In which the word "disguise" does not mean what our dear visitors from space think it means. Simply put, Earth is not stupid but is passively observant. Because why join a war when you can meme about it?
And seriously?
A camero?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,522
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 64
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- 454
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- 133
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- 2,093
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
21 May 2026
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Three Guys Go to a Bar(and then they Beat You With It) by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2020
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“Well, it seems a bit funny…” Shinsou’s drawling voice trailed off, becoming slightly sharper by the word, “...that the three students with the most villainous quirks were set up for this.”
Tokoyami jerked upright. “You do not mean that-.”
“Oh he means it,” Bakugou growled out with narrowed eyes, “ pencil-ass set us up to play his goddamn villains because we’re good at it.”Or:
Aizawa assigned Tokoyami, Bakugou, and Shinsou to play as the villains in the end year exam against the rest of the class.
Aizawa accounted for Bakugou's rage, Shinsou's asshole tendencies, and Tokoyami's self-esteem.
Aizawa did not account for the pure, unholy wrath, of three very petty teenagers who like to make a point.Here's the TV Tropes page, because apparently chaos loves company
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,473
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 68
- Comments:
- 664
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- 13,209
- Bookmarks:
- 3,631
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- 127,805
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
05 May 2026
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Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
04 May 2026
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The literal incarnation of Jabber's soul is a beauty of sharpness and poison. Mankira. Mankiller. Ten silver rings, ten deadly claws.
He thinks it's fitting.
Jabber likes pain, both when it's inflicted on him and when it's plainly visible in another person. He likes fighting, tearing people apart, seeing how they break on him. He likes it even more when he loses, when he's the one with blood in his teeth and holes in his body. He was made for it, for making it happen and for enjoying it.
And yet—
“It’s funny, man, sum light petting ‘n yer already coming undone, ain't ya?” Zanka laughs again, lips tracing the lines of Jabber's jaw, making him tilt his head higher and higher in an honestly lame attempt to escape the ministrations. On Zanka's shoulders, his hands busy themselves clinging to the Cleaner's shirt, twisting and pulling at the fabric like a lifeline. He wants to move, to escape. He also wants to wiggle himself into Zanka's bones, carve a place in the middle of his ribcage and curl up there like a cat in the sun. “Yer so cute,” Zanka purrs, “unbelievable.”
Or,
Jabber, belonging, and Zanka.Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
26 Apr 2026
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Living well is the best revenge, so they say. In Jake's quiet fury at the dismissive, heartless way everyone spoke of his brother's death and the complete lack of empathy he found at every turn and corner, he decides to find a way to live the best life he can possibly conceive, with the opportunity Tommy left behind for him: a fresh start on a new world... just not exactly the way the RDA vultures meant.
(In which Jake Sully pulls the ultimate con on every person who failed to treat his brother's memory with respect, and every person who failed to be kind to their fellow man.)
((Previously 'From the Ashes.'))
(On hiatus, not abandoned.)
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- Part 1 of The Things that Come from Fire
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 743,335
- Chapters:
- 106/?
- Comments:
- 5,662
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- 9,752
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- 2,765
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- 635,731
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
16 Apr 2026
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A Certain Sort Of Galatea by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Jan 2026
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It’s fair to say that sculpting saved Izuku’s life.
Well, sculpting and falling in love.
But, of the two, learning how to sculpt had never been something Izuku had given any real thought to before.
Then, one day, he’d looked up and realized it had somehow become the thing that was keeping him alive.
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
15 Apr 2026
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Set between Fugitive Telemetry and Network Effect, Murderbot inadvertently finds itself responsible for the welfare of a house full of children.
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
14 Mar 2026
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SecUnit Enrichment Program (Now Hiring) by outlander_unknown
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Oct 2023
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What do you get when you mix 12+ bored SecUnits (plus one "honorary SecUnit" who really just wants to fight things) with one (1) great (dubious) idea? You get United Security Cooperative, the only company in or around the Corporation Rim that employs free constructs! They're the best security you'll get outside of an actual bond company, and they're even affordable!
Please hire them. Please, for the love of god. There's not enough security work on Preservation to entertain this many SecUnits and they're driving everyone up the wall.
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
14 Mar 2026
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Should Have Taken the Job in Metropolis by AimeeLouWrites
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
06 Aug 2026
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A random civilian kills the Joker in self-defense, which completely changes the course of her life in some funny and alarming ways.
- Words:
- 28,286
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 210
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
04 Mar 2026
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Brain Pain by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Apr 2023
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“Oh ho ho,” Izuku chortles into the darkness of his closet even as he grabs a bottle of water up so he can start gnawing on the cap. “I think the fuck not you raggedy-armed bitch.”
It’s easy enough to start typing out a reply even with one hand and his vision sometimes blurring in and out.
“I know a guy with more arms who’ll be a way better hero than you ever were,” Izuku mumbles around his water bottle, one eye squinted closed as he puts all of his faith into his phone’s extensively trained spell check and autofill functions.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,430
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 154
- Kudos:
- 4,672
- Bookmarks:
- 1,006
- Hits:
- 23,167
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
02 Mar 2026
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9/10ths by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Mar 2026
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“Y-Yeah,” the slightly stuttered answer is beyond charming. Shōta’s already imagining a thousand and one ways he can hear that stutter again in more private settings. “Y-You’re my favorite hero.”
See, that dark voice whispers delightedly in Shōta’s ear again, he’s already yours.
“Hmm,” Shōta hums, all of Nedzu’s training scurrying to the forefront of his mind. Careful, careful, his old sensei’s voice hums in his ear, you don’t want to startle your prey. “Not many people know Underground Heroes, especially not me.”
“I-I,” that stutter is back in full force along with a fresh wave of red across those cheeks, “I’m a-an analyst so I-I read a lot of your case files.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,155
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 3,288
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- 16,855
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- 4,424
- Hits:
- 339,637
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
05 Feb 2026
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Threading the Warp by inexplicifics, starbirdrampant (ineasako22)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Apr 2025
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Milena's peaceful, isolated existence as a stationkeeper on a farflung warp beacon asteroid is interrupted by the unexpected arrival of a badly injured Witcher. He brings with him immense danger, startling revelations...and a chance at the sort of happiness Milena had never hoped to find.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,248
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 736
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- 2,421
- Bookmarks:
- 462
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- 38,329
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
08 Dec 2025
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Lambert vs the Twelve Dancing Princesses by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 May 2024
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Once upon a time, there was a great king, and he had twelve beautiful daughters.
Oh, bollocks! He was a duke, not a king, and only three of ‘em were his daughters.
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- Part 6 of Fairy Tale Retellings
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
19 Nov 2025
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Biologist Kyle Garrick is in charge of the team taking care of Toun Foindle, the guarded nature reserve no. 141 in Scotland. It was set up to protect a nesting forest of Scottish crossbill and a very rare grey seal mer colony. All is going well, except the never-ending influx of nosy tourists overstepping boundaries and poachers trying to steal the mers for private collectors, until his husband, journalist and mer rights activist Gary Garrick, gets a target on their back by messing with a wealthy private collector.
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Orca mer Ghost has had a horrible life filled with abuse from humans and the deaths of his entire pod. After getting captured and being neglected by a private collector for a year he is suddenly dumped in a very specific Scottish Loch in Toun Foindle.Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,000
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 170
- Kudos:
- 856
- Bookmarks:
- 156
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- 10,668
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
16 Nov 2025
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,012
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 146
- Comments:
- 3,156
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- 46,567
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- 11,092
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- 1,048,475
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
13 Nov 2025
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Guard shenanigans by DpsMercy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Apr 2025
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A collection of comics of Temple Guards going through their shifts (and maybe causing some chaos).
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 0
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 148
- Kudos:
- 868
- Bookmarks:
- 319
- Hits:
- 3,930
Bookmarked by PicklesAndSadness (Kloschen)
06 Nov 2025