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such surpassing brightness by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Feb 2019
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The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.
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- English
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04 Aug 2026
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To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, "Auguries of Innocence"Or,
Crowley and Aziraphale are having an argument. They figure it out eventually.
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03 Jul 2026
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we shall have the world forever for our own by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2024
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Your new beginning starts here! Lying wholly within the South Downs National Park, the village of Wood’s Bottom is your destination for an idyllic retirement. This quaint hamlet is a short five miles away from the seaside resort of Brighton, with its vibrant array of shopping, culture, and leisure attractions. Boasting stunning landscape views, entirely average weather conditions, welcoming neighbours, and intimate rural charm, Wood’s Bottom is your opportunity to live the exceptionally normal and relaxing lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of.
Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.
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- English
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- 63,749
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 790
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24 Jun 2026
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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- English
- Words:
- 29,774
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 6
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- 1,120
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- 5,809
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20 Feb 2026
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All You Need is Love ... and Food by PurpleAlmonds, thewightknight
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Feb 2020
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Five meals that Aziraphale loved and one he didn't. (With one more bonus meal he loved.)
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- English
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- 8,460
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 398
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- 1,106
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23 Oct 2025
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[Podfic] The devil's water, it ain't so sweet by vixenfics
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Oct 2025
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A Good Omens podfic
Rated: E
Summary: When Aziraphale gets hit with a demonic lust spell, it’s up to Crowley to rescue him and fend off a very horny angel.Written by demonsandpieohmy
Cover art by Elenthya
Narrated and edited by vixenfics- Language:
- English
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- 42
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1
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- 22
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16 Oct 2025
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A Proper Parlay (Or How To Ruin a Perfectly Good Treasure Hunt) by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert) for fishey_me
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Nearing the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, Aziraphale finds himself trying to enjoy his extended work-cation in Spain when he's approached by Gabriel with an unusual mission. The burial shroud of Jesus Christ has been stolen and the last known location of the Shroud of Turin is rumoured to be in the possession of famous Privateer and Corsair, Amaro Pargo. His mission is simple: retrieve the Shroud and return it to Turin Italy before deadly forces and the might of Hell discovers its whereabouts.
But upon arriving in Tenerife one whole day after Amaro passes away, Aziraphale realises that his mission has now turned into an impossible treasure hunt. Worse still, he stumbles across Crowley, having taken up profession with the local pirates and has been causing mischief in return. With the clock ticking, Aziraphale must find Amaro Pargo's treasure before Crowley does, and his frenemy has learned a few nasty tricks from the pirates he's been assisting in causing trouble for the locals.
Things are going to get very interesting, indeed...
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- English
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- 3/3
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01 Oct 2025
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How To Accomplish Temptations 101 – A guide for dummies and bastard angels by MoWithTheHat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2022
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Step 1: Get yourself a tutor
Step 2: Learn the Fine Arts of Tempting
Step 3: Do not accidentally tempt your tutor in a lessonOr: After Aziraphale had gone to Edinburgh in accordance with the Arrangement and to fulfill both the blessing and the tempting – and after that had almost gone in shambles – Crowley decides: Aziraphale needs to learn how to accomplish temptations properly. Who would have thought Aziraphale was a lot better at this than expected? (Crowley definitely had not.)
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30 Sep 2025
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In which a lonely bookshop owner, and a lonely sleep paralysis demon fall in love, and try to make it work, in the brief snatches of time they can be together.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 10
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- 1,425
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- 4,234
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29 Sep 2025
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Better The Demon You Know by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2025
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Crowley's accidental good work lands him an unexpected reward...his very own angel.
The last thing Crowley wants is a traumatised angel to look after. The last thing Aziraphale expects is a demon who brings him tea instead of pain.
But Hell's gifts come with strings attached, and when Hell demands Crowley fulfil his reward's intended purpose, Crowley must decide if he's willing to become everything he hates to protect the angel he's grown to love.
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- English
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- 93,126
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- 17/17
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- 1
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- 1,614
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04 Sep 2025
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27 Mar 2024
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Smoke Gets In by songlin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2019
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“You’ll have to show me,” Aziraphale said. “I’ve never done it before. I mean—I know the principle, of course, but given the life I lead, it never really comes into—”
“Aziraphale,” said Crowley patiently. “It’s very simple. You’ve smoked a cigarette. It’s the exact same process.”
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- 1/1
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- 76
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27 Mar 2024
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Smoke Gets In by songlin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2019
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“You’ll have to show me,” Aziraphale said. “I’ve never done it before. I mean—I know the principle, of course, but given the life I lead, it never really comes into—”
“Aziraphale,” said Crowley patiently. “It’s very simple. You’ve smoked a cigarette. It’s the exact same process.”
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- English
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27 Mar 2024
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Prayer for the Lost (and Things that are Left Behind) by ennasthetic
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2023
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Heaven receives an unlikely prayer. A prayer accountant is having a strange day.
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Or: Crowley is drunk, and heartsick, and hurting, and he does what any human does best when facing off adversity.
He prays to Aziraphale.
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23 Jan 2024
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Nearly simultaneously, two thoughts had immediately crossed Aziraphale’s mind the moment their lips had touched.
First: This is mad. This is impossible. Or: this is only possible because Crowley believes that loathsome demon Ferngully (?) to have the photograph. A task he’d very nearly succeeded at, if not for Aziraphale. A task that Aziraphale had been excited to reveal, and now, in a tragic turn of events, it’s the very thing he needs to keep hidden if he wants to continue kissing Crowley.
Which leads him to his second realization: Crowley cannot, under any circumstances, discover the photograph.
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23 Jan 2024
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Touch my Tears with Your Lips by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Oct 2023
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In Heaven, there was nothing to touch.
Aziraphale re-tied the knot of his bowtie again and again and again.
He was alone, and nothing was real, and he was alone, and nothing was real.
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The emptiness of Heaven is punishment itself, a torture for a very Earthly angel. He has no power. The Metatron lied to him. Crowley is somewhere else. Aziraphale is alone.
When he eventually escapes back to Earth – where he belongs – Aziraphale and Crowley have a lot to work through, even after averting the Second Coming, a renewed attempt at taking away all they hold dear. They need to be gentle with each other’s fragile, fractured hearts and together, figure out how to love one another the way they’ve long wished to.
A story of trauma, healing, and love. So, so much love.Series
- Part 5 of Season 2 Compliant South Downs Series
- Part 11 of Breakdown
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- English
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- 27,217
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 179
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19 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale cheerfully donned his oven mitts and retrieved his fresh-baked creations. He transferred them to a cooling rack upon the counter with all the nonchalance of a man who was not presently naked from head to toe. Once finished, he plucked a fallen crumb from the tray and popped it in his mouth.
"Augh," said Crowley to himself, desperately.
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- Part 6 of Relations for Beginners
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25 Oct 2023
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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- English
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- 95,505
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 11
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- 5,691
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- 16,573
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16 Oct 2023
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Possession by spunknbite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Sep 2019
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“So my idea, and please don’t dismiss it offhand - ” Aziraphale settles back against the pillows, “I think you should possess me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” Crowley says flatly.
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16 Oct 2023
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,059
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 1,931
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- 9,855
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- 143,324
Bookmarked by Laudnumdrinker
11 Oct 2023