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[Multivoice Podfic] Mortal Enemies - Literarion as Narrator by Djapchan, Literarion, SkyAsimaru
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2023
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Aziraphale is a supervillain who keeps failing to destroy the world. Crowley is the hero who keeps letting him get away, inevitably ending up back in his clutches. Perhaps there's more going on here than just complete ineptitude? After all, what if your mortal enemy just happens to be the one who understands you the most?
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[Podfic] Mortal Enemies by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2023
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Aziraphale is a supervillain who keeps failing to destroy the world. Crowley is the hero who keeps letting him get away, inevitably ending up back in his clutches. Perhaps there's more going on here than just complete ineptitude? After all, what if your mortal enemy just happens to be the one who understands you the most?
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[Multivoice Podfic] Mortal Enemies - Djapchan as Narrator by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru, with (Literarion) for AppleSeeds
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jan 2023
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AppleSeed's summary:
Aziraphale is a supervillain who keeps failing to destroy the world. Crowley is the hero who keeps letting him get away, inevitably ending up back in his clutches. Perhaps there's more going on here than just complete ineptitude? After all, what if your mortal enemy just happens to be the one who understands you the most?
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[Podfic] Your Skin Makes Me Cry by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jan 2023
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Crowley has been (not-so-silently) struggling with a sore wing joint. Aziraphale firmly believes in the therapeutic benefits of massage and won’t take no for an answer. Crowley relents, but during the act finds himself becoming increasingly and embarrassingly aroused.
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The devil’s flat (flat 6, Garden Court, 66 Eden Close, London) has been sold at last! Agnes, the resident mother hen, has plans for both her sultry new neighbour, and the lonely angel who lives in the attic flat upstairs.
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After a night sucking oysters with Aziraphale, Crowley just can’t sleep. Perhaps he should hang around in Rome a little longer... After all, tempting a certain angel is his job, isn’t it?
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[Podfic] A Partridge in a Pear Tree by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Dec 2022
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Aziraphale begins receiving a series of gifts of unknown provenance and is forced to grapple with that age-old question: "How many birds does one man-shaped celestial being need?"
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A chance encounter, reminiscing for times long past, and discovering the fire he thought had been put out long ago still burns bright? This might be Crowley’s best work Christmas party yet.
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One night in the Dreaming, Hob asks Dream to play a game with him; of course the deathless human opts for a game that immortals play, determined in his stubborn way to give Dream a better recent memory associated with the Oldest Game.
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[Podfic] Boyfriend Debut by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2022
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It’s fucking on camera. It’s not that complicated.
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[Podfic] One Good Turn Deserves Another by Literarion for SkyAsimaru
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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In which Crowley judges the state of an angel's wings, Aziraphale misbehaves, and both of them get what they want.
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[Podfic] At Least Eleven Second First Times by Literarion for Djapchan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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Aziraphale deals with the consequences of having a brand new body after he'd broken the last one in for 6,000 years. Crowley helps. Taking a drunk-on-life Aziraphale on an impromptu road trip through French wine country to the North of Spain for a beach holiday is definitely helping, right?
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[Podfic] beneath falling wisteria by Literarion for green_grin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale have escaped the madness of Platinum Jubilee weekend in London by staying in the French countryside near Plateau de Valensole. They spend their Sunday afternoon picnicking together among the blooming lavender fields, until a sudden summer thunderstorm drives them to seek shelter.
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[Podfic] Unspeakable Unions and Vicarious Pleasures by Literarion for ObsessorOfAll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2022
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They run into each other at an orgy, they flirt, and then each end up having their first time with some random humans while staring and eye-fucking each other from across the room.
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[Multivoice-Podfic] Of Size and other Matters by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV)
18 Dec 2022
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When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour. -
[Podfic Commission] The Value of Wild Hearts by Literarion for Lana_fox
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2022
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Crowley has a crush on a very minor celebrity, a book expert on Antiques Roadshow. When the opportunity arises for Crowley to meet the object of his affections, he knows he'll have to bring something really special. Will it be enough to secure the attention of the delightful Aziraphale, or will fate have to intervene for the course of true love to run smooth?
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[Multivoice Podfic] Getting to Know You by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru, with (Literarion) for Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2022
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Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits)'s summary:
At three a.m., Anthony Crowley, a bartender just off his shift, was interrupted in his half-awake perusal of a Golden Girls episode by a knock on the door of his flat. Crowley dragged himself up off the couch and opened the door to find his attractive blond neighbor with the weird name standing in the hall in a pair of brown tartan pajamas.
“Hello,” the man said. “Could I ask you a question?”
Crowley would have shut the door in his face, honestly, if the man wasn’t so ridiculously hot even in pajamas with his blond curls mussed. Especially in pajamas with his curls mussed. Crowley didn’t know his neighbor well, just to say hi in the hallway, and not even by his actual name, because it was some strange name Crowley hadn’t properly caught the first time. But, like a miracle, here he was at the door of Crowley’s flat in the middle of the night, probably needing to ask if the heat was out or if Crowley could spare some common household good like a screwdriver or a flashlight.
“Sure,” Crowley said.
The man smiled at him. “I don’t suppose that you are ever, occasionally, a giant snake?”
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- Part 30 of [Podfic] Snake Crowley Collection
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When Aziraphale's favorite porn star walks into the coffee shop where he works, it completely derails Aziraphale's day.
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What happens when the sexy guy you're used to watching fuck people on your computer screen is actually the most awkward man you've ever met?
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[Multivoice-Podfic] Improvement Day by Djapchan, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Gorillazgal86, himitsutsubasa, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), Izzybutt, Lana_fox, Literarion, lysandyra (pxssnelke), pezzax_multivoice, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), SkyAsimaru, smilehappyface, sPODghetti (RainingPrince), TheLordOfLaMancha, with (Tipsy_Kitty)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Nov 2022
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The time has come for Improvement Day, Heaven's decennial work retreat. The angels posted to Earth are relieved of their terrestrial assignments and join middle management in attempting to improve organizational operations right across the board. Typical activities include name games, trust falls, client-facing skill role play, and miracle budget workshops. It's loathed by all the Earth operatives- but particularly by Aziraphale, who always finds himself unable to fit in (no matter how many icebreakers there are).
This year, an angel no one quite remembers seeing before is on a mission to befriend Aziraphale, but it seems that the odds are against him. He has to contend with a networking-obsessed Gabriel and an unabashedly flirtatious colleague; Michael thinks he might be the next big thing in parsimonious celestial energy handling; and Sandalphon is sure he's seen him somewhere before. Meanwhile, Aziraphale's angry with him for showing up, the gold paint on his cheeks is flaking, losing a contact lens would mean a quick discorporation at the hands of four dozen angels, and isn't this just the story of Crowley's life? -
[Podfic] Sins of the Flesh by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2022
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Aziraphale gave a long, shuddering sigh, then straightened his shoulders like a soldier about to charge into battle. “I’d hate for it all to end without ever being able to... to make love to you.”
Crowley’s breath caught in his throat. “You can, y’know,” he said. “Always want that. I can get the stuff, and then... any way you’d want it. Any way.”
The angel gave him a pained smile. “I don’t mean... I mean real lovemaking, Crowley.” He closed his eyes again. “I mean the way I can’t.”
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Angels are forbidden from giving their bodies genitals. Crowley and Aziraphale figure out how to have sex anyway.
...Or, to put it even more bluntly: This is a fic where Aziraphale possesses a dildo.