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    Crowley knows Aziraphale deserves better than him, that he’ll be lucky if Aziraphale doesn’t end their Arrangement, so he should take advantage of the time he still has, shouldn’t he?
    If his angel wants to spoil him and pamper him and give him a day where he takes full control, why should he look a gift horse in the mouth?
    It might be the last chance he gets.

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    Aziraphale feels his heart shatter in pieces within his ribcage. How could anyone look at the beauty and splendor in Crowley and not immediately want to give him everything? How could anyone simply use him for their own pleasure without taking his into consideration? Has no one ever asked him what he wants, what he likes? Has no one ever wanted to find out what makes him scream, what makes him bite his lip to keep quiet, what makes him moan brokenly and shamelessly, what makes him beg for more?
    It is a disgrace, is what it is—a crime! No wonder he spoke in such tone. Aziraphale is determined to make up for all of those who didn’t appreciate and worship Crowley the way he deserves to be.
    “Would it be all right with you if we found out together?”
    “Yeah, angel,” Crowley says, his voice gentle. “That’d be all right.”

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    “My boy,” Aziraphale says, and the authority in his voice makes Crowley shiver, turns his bones to liquid. How fitting that Crowley is sitting while his angel stands before him. Aziraphale’s thumb presses the skin just beneath his lower lip, and Crowley wants it inside his mouth, pushing down on his tongue. “I seem to remember our Arrangement states otherwise.”
    The Arrangement. Right. The one thing hanging over Crowley’s head like the bloody sword of Damocles.
    “Your feelings and thoughts always matter to me,” Aziraphale tells him. “You’d do well not to forget that.”

    [Crowley learns to ask for what he wants.]

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    “I guess there’s only one thing left to settle, then.”
    Aziraphale’s brow furrows confusedly. “And what would that be?”
    Crowley grins like the cat who got the cream. “How much do I get paid, and when do we start?”
    “I’m sorry, does that mean you agree?” Aziraphale demands. It sounds too good to be true, that Crowley actually wants to spend time with him.
    Crowley rests his elbows on the backrest of the sofa and smiles teasingly. “Hot, single guy wants to pay me to stay at his giant mansion with him? Where do I sign up?”

    [In which Aziraphale and Crowley meet, and an Arrangement is settled.]

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    “If you’re going to stay awake,” Aziraphale tells him as he pushes the plate of biscuits closer to Crowley, “you need to keep up your energy. Here.” He grabs the other mug and practically pushes it onto Crowley’s hands. “I made you some coffee.”
    Fuck. Fucking hell. No one in his entire life has ever made him coffee before, and here Aziraphale is, awake at 2:30 in the fucking morning, making him coffee just the way he fucking likes it and bringing him biscuits so he can stay awake.
    Damn it. This man is going to be the death of him, and Crowley will thank him for it.

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    “I’ve got a surprise for youuuuu,” Crowley singsongs, the pitch of his voice slightly lower than usual.
    “Is that so?” Aziraphale asks, and he really shouldn’t be surprised at how ragged he sounds already. It’s ridiculous, truly, what Crowley’s voice does to him on a regular basis, let alone when he plays at seducing Aziraphale.
    “Mh-hm,” Crowley hums. “Will you close your eyes for me?”
    I’ll do anything you want me to do, Aziraphale thinks and closes his eyes, biting his tongue lest the traitorous words rip their way out of his throat. Perhaps he’ll speak them later, when he has Crowley begging and shaking apart on his hands.

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    Nineteen years after having his memories of Crowley stolen, Aziraphale encounters Warlock and has everything come rushing back to him. Together; with the help of an ex-antichrist, they embark on a journey through the Southeastern, United States to locate Crowley to bring him home, where he belongs.

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    CopperBeech & Twilightcitysky's summary:

    On an idle, post-Nopocalyptic afternoon in the bookshop, Gabriel, to no one’s delight, manifests in full fig. Heaven and Hell are ready to move on from an adversarial footing, and he’s chosen the renegade angel and demon for a critical role in the truce.

    It doesn’t go quite the way he hopes.

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    Music journalist A.Z. Fell has been given the biggest break of his career.
    A chance encounter (alright, a casual blow job) has opened up an opportunity to interview elusive rock star Anthony J. Crowley at his Oxfordshire mansion.
    What exactly is the secret hidden in Tadfield Abbey? And will Azi ever pin down Crowley long enough to get (railed again) his interview?

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    Crowley’s love life is on the rocks so he finally swears off men. Typical that his new job places him with a co-worker who's so straight up sexy.
    Or in which, Aziraphale tries to mix things up, Crowley is shaken and Anathema is a right stirrer.
    But could a relationship be worth a shot?

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    Tasked by their respective head offices to check out the horror in the basement at the dubious mansion of Roderick Burgess, Crowley and Aziraphale employ the services of immortal Robert Gadling. Who could have known that Robert is actually quite familiar with said horror, and not at all pleased to find him imprisoned? Lucky for Robert, both the angel and the demon make sure he doesn't get hurt, in more ways than one.

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    This is the prequel to The Trouble With Being A Demon. It will follow the Book! Boys from Eden to Dopplebanging. It's full of stupidity and hijinks, but it's also a journey of exploration as two entities discover romantic and sexual love, kink, and the shape of their own needs and boundaries before our 'modern' understanding of these things existed. It is the story of how Anthony and Zira stumble backwards into a marriage full of love, comfort, and yummy kinky sex while always navigating the myriad of troubles with being Stupid— I mean— A Demon/Angel.

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    Aziraphale is quiet for a minute then. He often is, when they are drinking. Companionable silence is a wonderful thing, and they have plenty of it. He slurps at his brandy, which is a noise Aziraphale will only ever make when incredibly plastered. He’s trying desperately not to think about Crowley fiddling with his parts.

     

    In which Crowley can finally be whoever he wants to be and that's ok. Really Crowley, it's ok.

    CWs: Genderfluidity, drunk sex

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    While on an undercover mission, Havoc needs a pretend girlfriend. Hawkeye just so happens to fill that role. He'd rather she didn't.

    Podfic of Can Literally Anyone Else be My Slutty Girlfriend? by boredom.

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    Crowley didn't even realise the audiobook he was listening to was going to include any scenes involving intimate encounters. He certainly didn't realise that the narrator, who had the most perfect voice ever, would do accompanying sound effects during those scenes. Crowley can't even get through listening to it without becoming incredibly flustered, so how will he cope when he actually meets Aziraphale Fell in person and discovers everything else about him is just as attractive as his voice?

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    Well. I could not not record this gem. And I had a LOT to say about audio book narration.
    If you're looking for a regular podfic, this is not it. This is a bonus, 'Lit' edition of the podfic, interspersed with all those comments. And some reflection. And some opinions.
    If that's not your jam, you can find the typical, clean podfic you are used to from me here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45490507.

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    Crowley didn't even realise the audiobook he was listening to was going to include any scenes involving intimate encounters. He certainly didn't realise that the narrator, who had the most perfect voice ever, would do accompanying sound effects during those scenes. Crowley can't even get through listening to it without becoming incredibly flustered, so how will he cope when he actually meets Aziraphale Fell in person and discovers everything else about him is just as attractive as his voice?

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    This is just a regular podfic. There is a second, 'Lit' edition of the podfic available here https://archiveofourown.org/works/45490765, which is interspersed with comments, reflections and opinions about audio book narration. 😊

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    The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.
    And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.
    And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.
    But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.
    Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

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    Honestly, Crowley hasn't asked for very much from his angel. All Aziraphale has to do is admit that he deserves to feel good, and Crowley will make him feel very good indeed. Well, if it takes a bit of extra persuasion, he'll fuck the self-deprecating resistance out of his angel for as long as it takes.

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    An evening's wine-fuelled conversation drifts to choosing one's own name. Both Aziraphale and Crowley have something to say on the topic. A bit of domesticity including an explanation of what 'just a J' stands for.

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    AppleSeed's summary:

    Aziraphale is a supervillain who keeps failing to destroy the world. Crowley is the hero who keeps letting him get away, inevitably ending up back in his clutches. Perhaps there's more going on here than just complete ineptitude? After all, what if your mortal enemy just happens to be the one who understands you the most?

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