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    cens and censibility @ottawagirly
    is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

    Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    16 Apr 2026

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    angel baby @ilyilyarozanov
    Replying to @montrealwifey
    genuinely how the fuck does a bunch of hockey players kissing each other on the lips help the Irina foundation in any conceivable way

    AIMEE @bisexualroztruther
    Replying to @ilyilyarozanov
    hey we don’t know ilyas mom 🤷‍♀️maybe this is what irina rozanova would have wanted

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Cliff Marleau @CMarleauRaiders

    I can’t be proud of my boy for bagging a bad bitch?? im sorry I thought this was still america

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    04 Apr 2026

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    delly SAW THE CENS!! @ilyasgirthycock
    the concept of “damn I really hope Hollander cheating on his husband Ilya Rozanov doesn’t fuck up ottawas chances of a playoff run” being a real actual sentence my father just said to me

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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