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    Jen jedna konverzace mezi dvěma jedenáctiletými chlapci se odehraje trochu odlišně, a svět se změní. Kolik věcí bude jinak, když Harryho zařadí do Zmijozelu, a kolik věcí zůstane stejných?
    /Říjen 2025: revize starého překladu a pokračování na novém.

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    I present to you the Potter multiverse with a tiny Merlin crossover (BEWARE: it's Merthur and only a single chapter in story 7). The stories are stand-alones. They are connected by a young Severus, who instead of travelling into the past as he's desperate to prevent his best friend's murder and make amends for his wrongdoings, messes up and propels himself into 1995. In the summer of 1996, he is too inexperienced to treat advanced curses, and the curse in Gaunt's ring kills Albus Dumbledore. The quest for horcruxes starts early: except there is no way of telling how many there are, and where. One day, searching for magical herbs in the middle of terrorised London, Severus finds himself at an old-fashioned apothecary. There, a cheerful herbalist offers him a spell Severus had no idea existed — the ritual to allow you to cross between realities. What are the odds of some OTHER Severus knowing what they are looking for? Severus gets down to business.

    1. Something Off
    2. I Like It Better When It's Messed Up
    3. Writings on the Wall
    4. Figure It Out
    5. Everyone's a Snake
    6. [unnamed Severitus scene cluster]
    7. Severus Travels in Time (by Mistake) & Between Realities (on Purpose)

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    Just a smol blind she/they existence practising Czech-to-English translation on desperate Entrapdak stans. Stan means "a tent" in Czech. Do you think it's hilarious? I think it's hilarious. So many Entrapdak tents! An army for festivals.
    Enjoy the stories. I love you.

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    When they try to hang him, he floats.

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    They put him on the pyre at dawn.

    He doesn’t burn.

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    10 Jun 2023

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    They found out nothing was as simple and as noble and clear as they would've liked it to at the beginning of Arthur's rule. They've grown older, and finally, closer. 5 out of 5. Yes please. Someone make a fluffy fanfic please!

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    Arthur lies to a sorceress and gets slapped with a truth spell. Awkwardness ensues.

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    13 Dec 2023

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    Hilarious Merthur. A wild truth spell attacks!

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    Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Everyone could be an Unspeakable. Anyone could be an Unspeakable. Even the person you're shagging. Someone better tell Harry Potter that.

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    Thar be piskies up to Dartymoor,

    An’ tidden gude yew zay there bain’t.

     

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    30 May 2025

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    To slow down and get some British countryside therapy. Early McShep fluffy ending.

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    It's the Marauders' Era, the age of great beauty and yet greater tragedy in the wizarding world. But there's just one difference, in someone who's not even a part of that world: Petunia Evans, on receiving the rejection letter that seemed to spell her fate, did not give in to jealousy and sourness, but instead chose to stay determined and defiant. Who knew that this one, insignificant change in a Muggle could end up changing the fate of an entire generation? This fic is intended for the purpose of fixing all that can be fixed, saving all who can be saved and redeeming all who can be redeemed. This is probably going to be a long fic.

    Also, if you're only interested in the Black brothers and their connection to the Potters and just want to read about Reg running away to the Potters with Sirius and everything that follows, then you can just read every chapter I title as 'Never Going Back' (partly still in progress as of now, there's five consecutive parts that are completed and then two follow-ups several years later which there's a long time left for yet) without needing to really know or read the rest of the fic (although please, by all means, do!)

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    26 Feb 2025

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    Fix-It Marauders AU without Severus (as of chapter 34)