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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    It’s the first week of January, about a year into his Burgers career and eight into his self-inflicted muzzling, when everything blows up in his face.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    “Whitaker, you need to sit down. You have a concussion.” The voice next to him tries to tell him, and it's almost familiar this time.

    “Yeah I realized that, I am a fuckin' doctor. Student doctor. Whatever.” he replies, turning to squint at the man sitting next to him. “Look, can you just get Dr. Robby? He’ll tell you I'm fine, I gotta get back to work, I got… patients and shit.”

    The man looks at someone behind him, some expression he can’t quite figure out. He starts to say something else, and—oh shit he’s gonna throw up fuck—he tries to lean away and not vomit all over anyone else. He doesn't quite make it.

    “Shit,” yeah, he definitely ruined that guy’s shoes. Whoops. “Sorry.”

    prosopagnosia
    1. A form of visual agnosia characterized by difficulty with face recognition despite intact low-level visual processing.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    “Please…” It was barely a whisper, raw and desperate. “Please don’t hate me.”

    Robby felt something twist deep in his chest, panic and heartbreak blooming all at once. “Dennis—”

    “I didn’t mean to.” The words tumbled out in a rush, Dennis’s voice trembling, barely holding together. “I swear I didn’t. I didn’t even know what was happening at first. I tried to make it stop.” His shoulders shook, breath coming fast and sharp, as if the admission itself might break him. “I tried so hard.” He squeezed his eyes shut. “Please believe me.”

    The room felt impossibly small. Robby could see the fear in every line of Dennis’s body, the way he curled in on himself, bracing for impact, for disappointment, for something worse. He looked so young, so vulnerable, as if he expected Robby to turn cold right then and there.

    Then, so quietly Robby almost missed it, Dennis whispered, “…I imprinted.” His voice cracked, the word nearly swallowed by a sob. “…On you.”

    Dennis Whitaker’s omega found safety for the first time in his life… with the one person he could never have.

    or; omegaverse au hucklerobby rejection sickness fic.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Fifteen years after Benson’s killing spree, the world has moved on. The state police claim he’s dead, and no one besides Randy has ever disagreed with them.

    Freshly divorced, dissatisfied with life and staring down the barrel of a mid-life crisis, Randy realizes that for him, there’s no moving on without knowing – he needs to find out what really happened to Benson, no matter how painful the truth may be.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    GOD THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

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    Randy almost doesn’t understand how it happened, even though he’s the one who started it. Three weeks ago he’d never had sex with anyone, never thought about doing it with a guy, didn’t think much about doing it at all. And maybe that means there’s something wrong with him, but he’s not stupid—he understands that Benson wants this from him. And if Randy can use that to keep them on track for a little while, maybe Benson will come back to himself. Will shake off the shock, and tell Randy what the plan is.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Screaming crying throwing up