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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    my anonymous heated rivalry fic by Anonymous
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    cockroach) Ilya gets shot and dies but they resurrect him. Shane struggles to cope with life.
    rearrange) first married Valentine’s Day is spent apart (Shane got injured and goes to do foundation stuff) but Shane makes sure Ilya feels loved. Short and sweet with yearning.
    share) possibly same timeframe as 2, Ilya decides he wants to pay the RPF people back and give them content. He posts pictures of him and various people and later confesses to Shane why it mattered to him. Sweet and funny.
    don't know) Hayden thinks Shane is cheating and tells Ilya and then confronts Shane. Turns out Shane was just learning to pole dance to surprise Ilya for his birthday.
    pelmeni) ilyas favorite Russian spot in Ottawa is going to close. Shane buys it. Really sweet and cute and funny.
    pancake) Ilya has a dream Shane asks for a divorce z he knows it’s not true but still spirals and tries to be a better husband. Shane catches on and they reaffirm their relationship. Cute with some internal angst.
    bloom) skipped because flower petal disease
    breastplate) So sad but also so beautiful. Yuna learns about Ilya’s life in bits and they can laugh at silver linings.
    bubblewrap) Ilya realizes he wants to live and has no idea how to do so when everything could kill him. Fortunately Shane is down and galina is a great listener.
    flammable) Shane takes Ilya camping. Ilya hates it. naked tick checks and appreciating the moments together.
    weather) long distance and depression. Ilya thinks about suicide and svetlana comes and then Ilya has to tell Shane when Shane asks for pills (and about his belt). They share some tender moments.
    MINE) Shane doesn’t want kids and him and Ilya have to talk about it. Favorite line: “No,” Ilya says, resolute. “I don’t like this. I am not with someone else. I do not want to be with someone else. I am with you, so that is all I think about.”
    husbanding) competitive husbands and supportive shittalking centaurs. Cute and funny
    safe) no unprotected sex until both parties have been tested. Mostly hot
    cohabitation) “I think it’s part of the deal, right? Of being married to someone. You can’t spend this much time with someone and not get annoyed by them sometimes.” “Think of it this way. You still love me even though I’m weird with rules, right? Like, you wouldn’t love me more, if I lied more, or something.”
    game day) Groundhog Day where Ilya dies but Shane and the centaurs (and their opponents) are all part of it. Turns out it was a miscast spell by an Etsy witch. crack with feelings
    safety) Ilya hates being told he's a safe person to be around but he is so good at making people feel safe. Fortunately Shane is able to help him feel safe too
    sniff) Shane has a sensitive nose. Ilya wants to make sure Shane smells him (and not product). Flirty and fun
    fire) Shane finally feels angry after years of pushing it away. After snapping at Yuna and David and punching Comeau, Ilya gets him boxing in the gym to work it out.
    kleenex)
    neck)
    fleeting heart)
    duel income)
    1%)
    pigsty)
    annoying)
    supersexyitis)
    suicidal duckling)

    3/2026 - Would re-read lovex3, bubblewrap, MINE, husbanding, game day, cohabitation.
    7/2026 - 27 works.

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    “Do you… Do you like it when we have sex?” 

    Shane stares blankly. For long enough, that Ilya continues, “Does it feel good? Do you enjoy it?”

    “Obviously,” Shane says, so earnestly confused that Ilya instantly does believe that he’s telling the truth. Which only further irritates Ilya. 

    He runs his hand over his face. “So you are really just silent during sex? Even if you like it, you are silent?” he asks, his voice coming out a little sharper than intended. Shane goes very still at the question as Ilya continues, “No— no nothing? No moaning, no whining. Your breathing barely changes. I do not… I do not understand.”

    - or, Shane's ex made him feel insecure about how he sounds during sex, and Ilya just will not allow that

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    23 Jul 2026

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    push me, baby by xogray
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    Shane trained himself to be quiet/sorta nonresponsive during sex. Ilya edges him to help get him out of his head. It works.

    7/2026. Hot and filthy.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Hollanov's Guide to Major League Hockey by DistantStorm
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    A nonlinear look at how Shane came to sign with Ottawa and surprise Ilya. A parallel look at how Ilya joined the centaurs and introduced them to Shane (Cliff and Nick and Cassie are connecting some dots). A look at how Shane (and Ilya and Sveta) make the centaurs the 2020 Stanley cup champions.

    7/2026 - this was lovely and delightful! I love how they choose each other each time and also how they’re able to prioritize hockey and their relationship.

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    In which Kip asks Shane if any other hockey players have ever hooked up, and various secrets come to light.

    (Featuring Shane Hollander being a menace, husbands flirting in public, queer found family, and a non-linear narrative.)

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    23 Jul 2026

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    The Friends They Made Along The Way by songstress
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    At the kingfisher and Kip asks if other players have hooked up. Shane spins a bit about Ilya and Scott and then it flashes back to post-Tuna melt, Cliff and Ilya hook up once, and then Cliff figures out Shane is Jane once they're back together.

    7/2026 - Cute nonlinear story. Would love to see how Cliff and Vaughn get together.

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    All my Hollanov fics that can be read on their own, regardless of whether they're also part of another series.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Hollanov standalones by there_must_be_a_lock
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    Standalone stories