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A Real Skellige Girl by ArizonaiceT666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
31 Oct 2023
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While healing in Skellige, Ciri mingles with some local girls in the saunas, and learns what it means to be a real Skelliger
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One shots by AgathaRioLover69
Fandoms: No Fandom, Original Work, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
30 May 2026
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Loads of random little fics I felt like writing when I am bored and horny...
May occasionally update
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Links most powerful weapon. by Master_of_Spanks
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
06 Jun 2025
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Zelda is responsible for peace talks with the new leader of the Gerudo after her father has taken ill, unfortunately her most loyal and skilled guardian is unable to attend a city that bars all men but their leader Ganondorf.
Link will do anything to protect Zelda and that includes taking a potion that will help him meet the criteria to enter Gerudo city and all the consequences that brings when he catches the attention of the Gerudo King.
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Hawkins is still in ruin. Eddie has an altercation getting groceries. Soon after, Will comes by to talk.
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10 Jan 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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13 Dec 2025
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“We’re pirates, we do what we want.” by Iamnotthewriteryourelookingfor
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Mar 2024
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The Gentleman Pirate and Captain Blackbeard come across a dainty little lady on a raid and decide they cannot leave without ravishing their prize first.
Just some depraved porn, don’t take it seriously.
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- Part 1 of Izzy Sex-uations
- Part 33 of OFMD Brain Rot
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The Pussyboy Inn by RedDeadDove
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Aug 2024
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Geralt and Jaskier rent a boy at the Posenya Inn, more commonly known as the Pussyboy Inn.
Threesome / Brothel / Pussy pumping
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Settling a debt by Mykingdomforacupoftea
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Sep 2021
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Jaskier is gonna get married soon, but witchers come to ask his father to settle his debt. Jaskier can't let them kill his father but they can't pay, so Geralt suggests a deal. The omega accepts, ready to sacrifice his dignity. He didn't think he would love it so much...
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- Part 1 of Lose money, get an omega
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worship in the bedroom by edensdelights
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Mar 2025
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"Have you ever -"
Aziraphale shook his head. He'd once gotten close, back when Oscar was alive - but had never gotten any further than the few fellatio sessions they'd had together. The thought made Aziraphale ache for more, imagining just what Crowley's cock was going to do to him.
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Crowley and Aziraphale finally fuck. And somewhere in Heaven, God drinks a celebratory beer.
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"You're scared?" A smirk crept onto his features. Eddie took a shaky breath, unable to make eye contact with him.
"Hah, fuck, a little," He let out a small breath, and finally looked up to Venom. He smiled nervously.
"Pansy"
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Trashy, fucked up fic in a free use universe. Bucky and Steve are omegas, so they get used by any alpha, anytime, anywhere.
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Lucid Dream of Hands on Me by tragedy_machine for LikeMmmCookies, NuriaSchnee
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
07 Dec 2024
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Edwin doesn’t believe in luck, good or bad.
But what else would you call being hit with a lust spell as a one hundred and twenty-three year old virgin other than bad luck?
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OR: a fuck or die brought on by a lust spell that Edwin's determined to resist, and Charles' determined to help him with
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29 Nov 2024
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Five years ago, Charles moved in with his best mate Edwin. It was great—a smashing success even! Too bad he’s started feeling sick and queasy around Edwin’s new boyfriend. Could he possibly be a little bit… homophobic?
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AIT(homophobic)A for hating on my gay flatmate’s boyfriend?
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19 Nov 2024
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Saltwater Taffy (Formerly Beachside Pirate Shows) by madsmoonglo
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Feb 2024
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"Ahoy Matey! Celebrate the Pirate Spirit with fun and adventure in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina! 'Pirates Voyage' Dinner & Show invites you to join the most famous pirate, Blackbeard, and his quartermaster, Calico Jack, as they lead crews in a battle on land, on deck, in water and high above full-sized pirate ships!"
Stede Bonnet, now living in Myrtle Beach, takes his kids to Pirates Voyage, a pirate-themed dinner and show. He hadn't anticipated Blackbeard being so gorgeous, nor him picking him out of the crowd.
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13 Apr 2024
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Prince Stede of Bonnet is en route to be married to the King of Low when his ship is overtaken by pirates. Stede offers himself up to the Dread Pirate Blackbeard in exchange for freeing the rest of his people. He does not expect Blackbeard to propose marriage as a part of their agreement, but if it is a choice between the kind of monster Ned is and the kind of monster Blackbeard is, that is an exceedingly easy choice to make.
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01 Feb 2024
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When Louis asks to wear a skirt to Mary and Doug's wedding, Stede takes him to Kraken Fineries to get one custom-made. After meeting Ed, the owner of the shop, Stede decides that his own rather bland wardrobe needs a bit of a refresh.
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30 Jan 2024
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Caught in the whirlwind of a year-long renovation, Ed and Stede are on the brink of unveiling their new inn. With the finishing touches underway, a menacing storm brews on the horizon. While battening down the hatches, they're interrupted by two posh stragglers seeking refuge. However these stragglers aren't just any guests, they're familiar faces. As the storm rages outside, new connections are forged within.
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Due to a particularly nasty storm, Mary and Doug must stay the night at the Unicorn Inn, unaware of just who exactly is running it.
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Ed's adventures in step-parenting. Who knew that raising kids is harder than raising chickens?Bookmarked by MeIsANerd
10 Nov 2023
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Stede's birthday is coming up and all he really wants is a pirate themed party. His boyfriend thinks he's being childish and stupid. The handsome stranger in the cake aisle disagrees.
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“Pirates, is it?”“Please don’t tease. I really don’t think I can handle any more ridicule today.”
“Shit, no I didn’t mean it like that. I’m a bit of a pirate nerd myself. Can I show you something?” He began unbuttoning his dress shirt before Stede could form the words to answer.
“What are you doing?” he started to ask, trailing off quickly as his mouth went dry at the sight of the man’s bare chest where he had pulled his undershirt all the way up. Stede was too distracted to finish speaking by the overall impression: a canvas of ink covered skin, muscular and soft in all the right places, a tantalizing trail of dark hair leading Stede’s eyes down, down…
Fuck. Focus, Bonnet.
He dragged his focus back to the inked images which were surely the point of this man’s public indecency.
~~~~(Mary to Ed, some time later):
“So, do you throw personalized birthday parties for all of your patrons, or just the ones you show your tits to in the grocery store?”- Language:
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29 Oct 2023
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What happens when Mary and Doug decide to rent a room at Jeff's Inn by the Sea? Perhaps she will get acquainted with the ghost of her ex-husband and Jeff? Who is this Jeff anyway?
Stay tuned for Mary and Ed to play an extremely unhinged game of “I never”
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28 Oct 2023
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The Deeply Cool Adventures of Mr. Stede Bonnet & His Magic School Bus by petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jan 2023
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Stede Bonnet loves teaching fifth grade at Revengeville Elementary School. He has a reputation for weird class field trips and even weirder fashion. The Bonn takes his reluctant class of misfits to the dig site of renowned (and devastatingly handsome) paleontologist Edward Teach. More than just dust, and time, flies.
Written for Day 18 of JanuAUry - Magic School.
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- Part 3 of OFMD AU prompts
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27 Jul 2023