20 Works by MelSimps
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Peter Maximoff was a lot of things.
A mutant.
A hero.
A... fuck boy, to put it simply.So, after his fifth assistant for the year quit, what was he to do?
Amber Baudelaire was meant to be perfect. Brought up by a former Widow assassin, trained under the watchful eye of SHIELD, and cursed with an illness that she fought so hard to deal with every single day.
And she was working as the assistant to... well, a self-fulfilling man-whore who acted like a spoiled Brat and severely limited her ability to get properly dicked down.
Will Peter seduce her and lose his sixth assistant, or will he find more than he wanted in the first place with a woman who can take what he can dish and send it back to him?
Part of my Earth 311619 series, so very different to traditional Marvel Canon.
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- Part 2 of Earth 311619
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Don't You Remember How We Used To Split A Drink? It Never Mattered What It Was by MelSimps
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Slender Man Mythos
21 Mar 2025
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"I think our hands were just that close. The sweetness never lasted, no."
Or, an eldritch monster thinks back on his doomed relationship with a centaur.
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I Could Love You With My Eyes Closed by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
12 Feb 2025
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In a single quiet moment, Nico's mind drifts from misery to relief as he lies in his boyfriend's arms in the SlenderMansion he's come to call home. He notices the little things, remembering fondly many minute details.
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Love Isn't Always On Time by MelSimps
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
09 Dec 2024
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Valentines Day
1992
The day that Quicksilver and Electrum made an amalgam together.
Or,
Peter Maximoff fucks a random woman in a bar bathroom
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Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love by MelSimps
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Creepypasta - Fandom, Slender Man Mythos
02 Jun 2024
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Niccolo Di Angelo is the son of Hades.
He is the ghost king.
And he's one of the most powerful demigods in centuries, with the entire legion of the dead at his disposal.
Cold, calculating.
A worthy adversary in every sense of the word.Tobias Erin Rogers is a wildfire in human form.
Impulsive, reckless, destructive.
…he ruins everything he touches.
Maybe that's why Slender takes such pride in having him as a proxy…The two of them?
Engaged.
And they don't even know it.
Pieces played in a chess match that they are barely even aware of. Little more than a pair of pawns in the game of gods. -
It's a Glimpse of A Life I Dared Only To Dream (And A Dream Only Life Could Restore) by MelSimps
Fandoms: Marvel, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Original Work, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
12 Nov 2023
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On Earth 311619, Marc Spector, Steven Grant, & Jake Lockley all somehow find themselves fumbling into fatherhood after their girlfriend entrusts them with her sons for a day out.
...and everything spirals from there.
Smut in a later chapter, so rating will change from when that is posted.
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- Part 1 of Earth 311619
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A collection of NSFW works about the adults at Eldritch Hall.
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Nicoby: Shrek 2 au by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Mar 2023
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Toby and Nico travel to the Underworld, where Nico's father and step-mother are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.
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Little Moments On The Clock by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
06 Nov 2022
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Small moments from the Stopped Clock AU.
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- Part 2 of Stopped Clock AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 228
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 50
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A Stopped Clock is Right Twice A Day by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Slender Man Mythos, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
22 Oct 2022
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Natalie Ouellette is a demigod - a daughter of a literal goddess - with a troubled past behind her.
Leo Valdez was basically raised by an Eldritch being after experiencing extreme hardships from an early age.
What happens when these two are brought together in some bizarre twist of fate?Series
- Part 1 of Stopped Clock AU
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Pins and Needles and Gears by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Oct 2022
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Adorable oneshots with Natalie and Leo.
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I Was Made For Loving You by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
23 Sep 2022
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It is the wedding of the century: Nico and Toby officially decide to tie the knot.
Inspired by the season 2 finale and season nine of How I Met Your Mother.
Things go wrong. Things go right. There's chaos. There's fun. There's... lots of things happening. -
When Dogs Play Matchmaker, Things Tend To Happen. by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, 101 Dalmatians (1961), 101 Dalmatians (1996)
12 May 2022
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Hatchet the dog is very bored with her life. So, she takes things into her own paws and decides to find her owner the best spouse she can find.
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Eldritch Hall Asylum is a hospital and home to a collection of children who have lost their ways in life. Miranette Baudelaire has been working there for a while - since there were only two patients for her to care for. Of course, she adores working with the kids. They're what she took the job for.
Mostly slice of life situations - there may be references to child abuse and mental disorders quite frequently. Still, I am trying to keep this as happy as possible.Series
- Part 1 of Eldritch Hall Au
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Summer in Procksy Bay by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Original Work
15 Oct 2021
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A summer in the beach town of Procksy Bay is just what the children of Eldritch Hall need. Sun, sea, sand, and secret journals galore are included in this exciting entry in the Eldritch Hall Au.
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- Part 2 of Eldritch Hall Au
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X-men Musicals and other such fics by MelSimps
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
21 Aug 2021
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A collection of chapters inspired by musical songs. Hopefully, you will enjoy it.
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This is the most explicit thing that I have ever written. Anyway, this is two characters trying for a baby together. I figured that it would be something to write. Ended up finishing it, and here you go.
Also, the characters use the traffic light system at various points just to check in. Hopefully you all enjoy this... mess... -
A glance at academic life in Xavier's by MelSimps
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
25 Oct 2020
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Just random little oneshots from my strange x-men au. Hope this doesn't make anyone mad. Mostly oc/canon; please don't complain when that comes up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 762
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 147
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Angels and Demons by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Marble Hornets
01 Oct 2020
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Nico Di Angelo and Tobias Erin Rogers somehow end up with a child in their care. How will the young couple fair in a hectic life as fathers? Who knows? Wait and see...
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The story of a boy adopted by a demon. How does he fair in life with such magical intervention? Wait and be surprised.