MintPizzaQueen
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- South Park (20)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
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It all begins with a rumor started by Cartman. Kyle thought it would eventually disappear on its own. Now, he's almost sure his friends are just screwing with him.
Otherwise known as: "the time that everyone thought that Craig had died and they planned his funeral without him".
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“I really don’t know what to say,” Craig blurts out in a panic. “I screwed up so much, I just—I don’t know where to start, what to say. What if he doesn’t even want to see me, you know? Or what if—“
“Say you’re sorry.”
Craig hesitates.
He had dreamed that same scenario thousands of times. Him stumbling across Clyde, friends divided by time and miscommunication and broken hearts. In each and every dream he blurts his confessions, his sins, and each and every time, Clyde turns away and leaves him.
His heart breaks every single time he opens his eyes after the dreams.
“I wish it was that easy,” Craig says quietly. “I don’t think it’ll be enough.”
“Well,” Kyle says hopefully. “It’s a start.”
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- Part 6 of Love Language
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In which a mistake and a case of miscommunication causes Craig's health to start failing. Kyle's rejection sends Craig spiraling down a dangerous path that could ultimately kill him.
Otherwise known as the year where Kyle's rejection causes Craig's soul to shatter and it slowly kills him and no one knows why.
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The first time Craig ran into Kyle on his return to South Park, the first words out of his mouth were as such:
“What the fuck?!”
Kyle gasped, and then covered the child’s ears with his hands. “We are in the presence of children, Craig.”
Craig stared at him accusingly. “Whose child did you kidnap?!”
“She’s my daughter!”
Craig's back in South Park and Kyle's got a five year old daughter from his failed relationship with Heidi. Kyle's a struggling single father, and Craig just absolutely adores the kid. Their lives end up changing in ways that none of them had ever anticipated.
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Everything changes when Craig remembers Kenny dying.
“So, I guess this is where we say ‘welcome to the club’. You are now one of a small number of people that remember when Kenny gets killed. It’s nice to know I’m not alone in this. People thought I was crazy for years when I first told them.”Craig narrowed his eyes. “Pretty sure people think you’re crazy for other reasons, but okay."
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Love is patience, kind, trusting, and hopeful. Love is also growing, adapting, changing, and putting the other's needs before your own.
Love is giving them the last slice of pizza. Love is washing their laundry since they had to work overtime. Love is showing up at their job with lunch. Love is showing up at 3 am after getting an unexpected phone call.
It's not always bouquets of flowers, tender kisses, or gentle love making, and that's okay.
This is their love language.
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Series dedicated to putting Kyle and Craig through the ringer, health wise. Whether it's physically, emotionally, or mentally, each story focuses on a different ailment and how the two of them cope/deal/address it.
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- 5,400
- Works:
- 3
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They kissed maybe the third or fourth time they met. Slept together the time after that. That was the first time. The second came soon after that, then the third, fourth, fifth.
Their formula was quick and rough. They weren’t kind to each other. They weren’t gentle. Aventurine liked it that way. He was content with it, he was, but now Ratio is soft with him, and Aventurine likes that so much more. It’s terrifying.
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Ratio is in love. Aventurine is so, so scared of that.Series
- Part 2 of medians
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19 Jul 2024
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What happens when a college student working part time as a barista caught the eye of a corporate executive? The story of how Aventurine tries to buy Veritas Ratio's affection through... his coffee?!
Bookmarked by MintPizzaQueen
19 Jul 2024
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just playing dollhouse by catboykitchen
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jul 2024
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This is probably his fault. There’s no other explanation for how it had all been very normal until a horrible high-pitched sound rang through the air with a blinding flash and he’d found himself sitting somewhere completely different once he’d blinked back to reality.
As it turns out, wishful thinking tends to make itself dangerous when you have a lucky streak.
Aventurine and Ratio get body swapped into Kaveh and Alhaitham's bodies. It takes some vulnerability to find a way out.
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- Part 1 of Ratiorine/Haikaveh Body Swap
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- English
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- 8,191
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Bookmarked by MintPizzaQueen
16 Jul 2024
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As they come face to face, Veritas's fingers twitch against Aventurine's; his voice is strained as he asks, "Are you trying to seduce me?"
Aventurine isn't easily startled, but Veritas's question is so simply preposterous that he can't help but chuckle. "You're joking," he says.
"You're holding my hands," Veritas points out.
"Well, you allowed me to hold them."
"I'm cold."
"So, I'm not trying to seduce you," Aventurine says, thoroughly amused. "I'm just keeping you warm."
Bookmarked by MintPizzaQueen
16 Jul 2024
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As Death Minute in Decimal by tayzzyronth
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Apr 2024
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Aventurine, Ratio, and their respective teams take a trip to a distant planet, said to house the corpse of a massive Swarm Emanator. It all goes horribly wrong very, very quickly.
(Or: A story of two people in love, absolutely terrified of the ways they could destroy each other.)
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- Part 1 of The Mind Electric (Propagation Cult AU)
Bookmarked by MintPizzaQueen
29 Jun 2024