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"Who's Your Baby Daddy?" with special guest stars ROSE LANDRY, SHANE HOLLANDER & ILYA ROZANOV! by Mistressaq
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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Shane (is clearly saying rehearsed lines and cheating to the camera):
Well, Maury. There’s a score to settle, between Ilya and me. We’re both on Elliot’s birth certificate. And genetically, we know one of us is his biological father…Maury: I’ll ask the million dollar question: who’s the baby daddy?
Shane and Ilya BOTH: We don’t know.
Ilya: We hear you can help with this.
[Maury nods, rubbing his mouth. The audience oooohs and laughs.]
Maury (to the audience): I think we can help with that.
We’ll be right back with a very special episode of “Who’s Your Baby Daddy?” Right after this!
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Ilya shaves his head. Shane crashes out abt it and calls Rose.
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Takes place immediately after episode 4 ends— dads come rushing in to kill whatever is hurting Claudia. But they don’t know what to do with… this.
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- Part 1 of IWTV Fics
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Vacation (All I Ever Wanted) by Mistressaq
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Oct 2025
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Armand asks Daniel what he wants for his 5-year vampire birthday.
Lestat has an epic, public crashout. Daniel sets up a soft place for him to land.
With all four of them on Night Island, there may never be a better opportunity to give Daniel an experience he's always wanted.Series
- Part 6 of IWTV Fics
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“He’s Thinking About You Again” aka Lestat’s Revenge by Mistressaq
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 May 2025
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Lestat finds Armand’s voice among the many. He’s not far. Oh, Armand, he calls.
What.
Lestat smirks, trailing a finger down one of the veins on Daniel’s thigh, following it down like a river on an old map. He rolls his hips, sending a tremor up Daniel’s spine, making him groan. He sends Armand a brief image of the scene.
Armand recoils. This is your revenge? Do you never tire of taking what should be mine?
Lestat runs his fingers up and down the knobs of Daniel’s spine, lets Daniel grind back against him. He sends all of this sensory information down the line.
Well done. The pain was growing too comfortable, thank you for twisting the knife. Armand seethes, the bitter heat of it lighting up the back of Lestat’s skull.
As Armand begins to pull away, Lestat says, he’s been thinking about you again.
Armand stops.
He thinks of you often, he tells Armand. That’s why he’s here. He was thinking of you too much.
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Daniel is having a no good very bad day. Louis and Lestat distract him. Daniel finally gets what he wants: Armand’s attention.Series
- Part 5 of IWTV Fics
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Most Popular Queens by Dontaskdontpastel (Mistressaq), Mistressaq
Fandom RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF, RuPaul's Drag Race RPF, The Most Popular Girls in School
29 May 2021
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A project i assigned myself to continue working on my Spanish skills, with help from some very gracious friends <3
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“Oh yes, I’m sure doctors would say this is fine,” Rozanov waved his hands around more violently. “‘Yes, Hollander’ they would say, ‘take your broken ribs and go get fucked so hard you cannot move. Is no problem, no problem at all’.”
“Bruised, not broken,” Shane corrected, although he knew that wasn’t really the point. “And a little rough sex isn’t going to kill me. I’ll be back on the ice before the next Raiders game, it won’t affect the season if you’re like…worried about poor sportsmanship or whatever.”
“Fuck Hollander, I do not care about the season! I care about–” Rozanov cut himself off sharply.
Shane gets injured during a game, then tries to hide that fact from Ilya. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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19 Jan 2026
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I.) Two times Louis fails to confess his love, and the one time he succeeds.
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II.) Two times Lestat fails to make an eternal companion for himself, and then Louis.
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06 Oct 2025
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I heard about a whirlwind that’s coming ‘round by Anonymous
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 Oct 2024
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baby please, tell me what's keeping you so down.
3-years post reunion, Lestat starts having terrible nightmares about events from long ago.
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25 May 2025
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Lestat waits for Louis to continue, and when he hears nothing more, realisation starts to hit.
He looks at Louis’ feet, the back of his ankles pressed against Lestat’s thigh, and places his hand on Louis’ leg, runs it down until it wraps around Louis’ ankle, gently pressing over the flesh, the pads of his fingers stroking the skin.
“Louis,” Lestat says, quietly. “You still have them.”
Or: Louis and Lestat talk about the rocks.
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02 Mar 2025
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In the aftermath of the interview, Daniel brings Louis home with him to his apartment in New York.
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16 Feb 2025