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"Who's Your Baby Daddy?" with special guest stars ROSE LANDRY, SHANE HOLLANDER & ILYA ROZANOV! by Mistressaq
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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Shane (is clearly saying rehearsed lines and cheating to the camera):
Well, Maury. There’s a score to settle, between Ilya and me. We’re both on Elliot’s birth certificate. And genetically, we know one of us is his biological father…Maury: I’ll ask the million dollar question: who’s the baby daddy?
Shane and Ilya BOTH: We don’t know.
Ilya: We hear you can help with this.
[Maury nods, rubbing his mouth. The audience oooohs and laughs.]
Maury (to the audience): I think we can help with that.
We’ll be right back with a very special episode of “Who’s Your Baby Daddy?” Right after this!
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Ilya shaves his head. Shane crashes out abt it and calls Rose.
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Takes place immediately after episode 4 ends— dads come rushing in to kill whatever is hurting Claudia. But they don’t know what to do with… this.
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- Part 1 of IWTV Fics
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Vacation (All I Ever Wanted) by Mistressaq
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Oct 2025
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Armand asks Daniel what he wants for his 5-year vampire birthday.
Lestat has an epic, public crashout. Daniel sets up a soft place for him to land.
With all four of them on Night Island, there may never be a better opportunity to give Daniel an experience he's always wanted.Series
- Part 6 of IWTV Fics
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“He’s Thinking About You Again” aka Lestat’s Revenge by Mistressaq
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 May 2025
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Lestat finds Armand’s voice among the many. He’s not far. Oh, Armand, he calls.
What.
Lestat smirks, trailing a finger down one of the veins on Daniel’s thigh, following it down like a river on an old map. He rolls his hips, sending a tremor up Daniel’s spine, making him groan. He sends Armand a brief image of the scene.
Armand recoils. This is your revenge? Do you never tire of taking what should be mine?
Lestat runs his fingers up and down the knobs of Daniel’s spine, lets Daniel grind back against him. He sends all of this sensory information down the line.
Well done. The pain was growing too comfortable, thank you for twisting the knife. Armand seethes, the bitter heat of it lighting up the back of Lestat’s skull.
As Armand begins to pull away, Lestat says, he’s been thinking about you again.
Armand stops.
He thinks of you often, he tells Armand. That’s why he’s here. He was thinking of you too much.
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Daniel is having a no good very bad day. Louis and Lestat distract him. Daniel finally gets what he wants: Armand’s attention.Series
- Part 5 of IWTV Fics
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Lestat is going on tour. Instead of repeating the same mistakes re:non-monogamy, Louis asks Lestat for One Thing thats just for them. Lestat is very down for it.
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- Part 4 of IWTV Fics
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Louis hasn’t managed to forgive Lestat for what he did, but wants him in his life. A big part is the fear that he could be overpowered again. Lestat suggests letting Louis beat the shit out of him but that’s not what he wants… what he wants is for Lestat to experience the pain, the helplessness of the hours, days, months after. While on a hunt, Louis comes across a rat that had been poisoned, its body arching, tensing wildly, its little mind full of fear and pain. That’s how he’d felt, only he couldn’t move on account of the broken vertebrae. Louis gets a beautiful idea, a terrible idea. A beautiful, terrible, awful idea. One that is just appropriate for his beautiful, terrible lover.
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- Part 3 of IWTV Fics
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An olive branch seeping blood by Mistressaq
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Jan 2025
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Lestat offers Claudia an olive branch in the form of a bloody ear in a paper bag.
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Lestat’s apology gift to Claudia is an opportunity for revenge.Series
- Part 2 of IWTV Fics
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By the time Hob’s tail drags against the loose sand and he can set the man down, his eyelids, which had been a bruiselike mauve, and his lips, formerly the palest pink, have been sapped of color, and he shows no sign of stirring. Hob’s heart thuds in anguish. “No, no, I’m not giving up so easily."
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Hob is a merman who is fascinated by Humans and wants to learn everything about them. He rescues Morpheus, who has been driven mad by grief, from drowning. Hob wants to grill Morpheus about everything human. Morpheus can't imagine why Hob cares so much.
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8 oneshots following the themes represented by the OG Gilbert Baker Pride Flag colors: hot pink- sex, red-life, orange-healing, yellow-sunlight, green- nature, turquoise- art/magic, indigo- serenity, violet- community
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What's Inside by Mistressaq
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race RPF, Waitress - Bareilles/Nelson, RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
21 Jun 2024
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Waitress AU. Pearl is unhappily married to a jackass. She falls pregnant with his child and starts a journey of loss, love, and friendship. And pie. So much pie.
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At least what Tommy Shelby wanted from her was uncomplicated. No fanfare, no demands or special requests. Lizzie always knew where she stood with him. The younger brother John though… that one was confusing from beginning to disastrous end.
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A (mostly) canon compliant look at Lizzie and John's relationship. Background Tommy/LizzieSeries
- Part 2 of Lizzie and her soldier
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After the war, the boys came home. The need for girls was up, and Lizzie and the girls were available. But… the boys who’d shipped off to France and the clients they were getting now, they were different. Some, broken beyond repair. More than anything, they were unstable. A fellow could seem to be keeping his head, but the moment someone kicked a chair over, the sound would send him right back, and he’d have her by the throat, eyes unseeing.
Tommy Shelby though, she could relax with him. After the first few times he’d been up with her, she hadn’t heard him say more than three words. He came in, cap down, might point to where he wanted it done, got to it, got it over, paid her proper. All in near complete silence. The only thing he does is clutch her waist, elbow, wrist, for dear life, towards the end. He never hurts her, and he always lets go after. It’s once she trusts him that she has the idea to ask him a favor. Of course she knows who he is, what his family does. She knows he could spare a man. The most he’ll do is say ‘no’. He might never come back, but that’s a risk she can afford to take.
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- Part 1 of Lizzie and her soldier
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Dream starts to slip out of his grasp and Hob can’t keep the whining accusation out of his voice. “What-- you’re just gonna leave?!”
Dream blinks slowly. “That depends.”
“On what?”
The smallest, barely there, wickedest smirk ever to cross a face. “If you intend to let me.”
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Lizzie Stark feels like shit. She’s got no energy, all her joints ache, her tits ache, she’s queasy and sweaty and she keeps forgetting what she’s doing in the middle of it. She, and everyone else in the office, excuses this as Being Pregnant.
It’s after lunch— which had been composed of digestive crackers and tea for her— that the dull ache in the small of her back separates itself from the ache in the rest of her body. She doesn't know how much of this is normal; she’s been pregnant before yes, but not in a way that she’d be concerned with these new symptoms, so much as praying for them to come. As the ache grows in intensity and she finds herself unable to find a tolerable sitting position, Lizzie resigns herself to standing.
So she stands.
And that's when she feels it.
The unique sensation of something warm, slippery and viscous falling out of her cunt. -
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Hob has settled in on a weekend grading papers on his sofa when his former-Stranger-current-Friend appears out of thin air and crashes onto his coffee table. Hob’s fight-or-flight kicks in, and regrettably, after six hundred years on this Earth, his instinct is fight. His body kicks into gear, shooting up off the couch and flinging a leg out to kick the assailant. He succeeds at nudging Morpheus, so he rolls onto his back and reveals the puddle of blood growing beneath him. Hob stands frozen in horror until an utterly wretched, gargling whimper re-activates his old medic training.
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When Rose notices she hasn’t had to mark her calendar the third week of the month as usual, she knows she is very possibly fucked. Her cycle is regular, she’s been basically celibate since moving to the UK, and its not like her romantic life was all that exciting in the states either. She’d had a boyfriend in high school and had started seeing girls too, a welcome distraction when her mom had gotten Really Sick. Then, her whole life had been dedicated to Finding Jed and reconnecting their family. That came with Unity and the Vortex nonsense, and she’s been too busy to date, so it had been kind of a relief to just be able to have casual sex at a music festival with someone she’d never date or see again. Unfortunately, they had been too casual. They’d all been drinking, not that heavily, and also weed was shared, among other things she didn’t partake in. She remembers hooking up with Calum… Cam… Craig? She remembers giggling and kissing and fooling around and she knows his stuff had been leaking out of her for days afterward, so they almost definitely didn’t use a condom… and it had been a week and a half after her last period. So, fuck. Fuck fuck fucking shitfuck.
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Crouched and stooped as he is, Hob is blind to much of their surroundings. He is aware of things shifting in the throne room. The sun must be emerging from behind a cloud because it’s brighter than it had been before. Not that his eyes can do much with the light, as he’s mostly looking at the goddess’ soft lower belly and the healthy thatching of dark hair growing beneath. His heart is in his throat and he’s eager to get to his duty proper, but Hob will get there in good time.
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- Part 3 of Hob, Dream & Calliope
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Remember when Hob won the bet in Hold Me Tight and Fear Me Not? Well, Dream does set Hob and Calliope up on a not-date. A surprising but tender friendship grows from there.
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- Part 2 of Hob, Dream & Calliope
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Upon seeing Dream in a slightly different form, Hob reassures his friend he thinks Dream is beautiful no matter how he presents. Dream offers Hob a challenge to Prove It. Hob isn’t one to back down, even against the nightmare king.
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“would you still love me if i was a wyrm?”Series
- Part 1 of Hob, Dream & Calliope