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Husbands of convenience by Hotlosernerd (pleasebesirius)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
30 Nov 2025
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“It’s no entry, pal. Billionaires or otherwise.” Colin snickers, and Bruce itches to punch him clean across his snarky mouth.
“Sir, I am sorry,” the second guard tries again, “but unless you’re family, i’m afraid you aren’t getting inside.”
“I’m not here as a billionaire,” he snarls. “I’m here as Superman’s husband.”
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When the hospital refuse Bruce Wayne entry to see an injured Superman, the only logical next step for him is to pretend to be married to the man.
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24 Dec 2025
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Give Me Metaphors Unraveled (Birds With Broken Wings, Part 1) by bloodvvitch
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
05 Dec 2025
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The story of how Jason Todd was abducted by a cryptid, adopted by an alien, and finally began to heal.
(This is a continuation of “I Slant Devoutly (Birdbrain)” and won’t make much sense unless reading the series in order.)
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- Part 2 of Bats of a Feather
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14 Nov 2025
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Need The Sun To Break by Ana Luz (AnaLuz13)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 May 2024
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About three things Peter was absolutely positive. First, he just met his soulmate. Second, he was a killer, he has seen it with his own eyes, and he didn’t know how potent this part may be. And third, his soulmate was dead.
First things first: how does Peter Parker –the Spider-man– knows that he just met his soulmate? The reason for this is that everyone has engraved onto the skin the first words their truelove is going to say when you meet. Then, for a long time, Peter has known that his better half would say to him: “Hey, I’m dead”. But knowing this for a long time does not help get used to it, or, even, accept when you see it in front of you.Bookmarked by NoteDaSarcasm
14 Nov 2025
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but only if it's with you by Ana Luz (AnaLuz13)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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— You have to be my boyfriend.
It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
Wade sighs, then says:
— Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.Series
- Part 1 of Spideypool fake-dating
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14 Nov 2025
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Ambiguous by Ana Luz (AnaLuz13)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
20 Nov 2025
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There are few things that get under Bruce’s skin and make him lose him composure. There are his kids. There are the time in which he can’t solve a crime or problem. There are the young heroes joining their team that avoid him or just can’t speak to him directly. There is that one reporter from Metropolis who never let his Brucie Wayne persona get the upper hand. And there is Superman.
Or Bruce’s plans to defeat Superman all seem to turn against him.
Or at least five times Superman drove Bruce crazy and one time that he was (almost) okay with it.
Or Bruce thinks Superman is teasing him, but the man is just madly in love and gets nervous.
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- Part 1 of the bat is bad at feelings
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14 Nov 2025
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Due to an increased number of incidents in which the Justice League is dosed with sex pollen or other substances that force them into Fuck-or-Die situations, Batman creates "The List Protocol". Each member of the League must have a pre-authorization form with a list of Leaguers they are willing to have sex with in such circumstances.
Batman just didn't expect to be on so many lists- or to fall in love in the process.
What follows is a journey of love, vulnerability and healing in between sexcapades with his team of super friends.
Superman, while clearly jealous, hesitates to make a move- much to everyone's frustration.
Ch 1 BatLantern Pollen
Ch 2 Aquabat Slime
Ch 3 SuperWonderBat Aphrodisiac Toxin
Ch 4 BatFlash Gas
Ch 5 BatArrow Love Bug
Ch 6 Superbat Love SpellSeries
- Part 2 of Bruce Wayne Smut
- Part 1 of The List Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,338
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 3
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19 Mar 2025
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I'd Feed You Figs Under the Olive Trees by MaltaAndThe7Cats
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
31 Dec 2025
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Jed and Octy are best friends, right? And they're men right? And men do men things. Like fightin' each other, galvanizing through the museum and findin' trouble.
But when Octavius is havin' a little emotional breakdown after watchin' a rom-com he confesses that he's looking for more. He's lookin' for love.
Sure! That's understandable, he's a worthy fellow!
But that's not all. He's looking for . . . well . . . he's lookin' for a fella to be his spark.
So where does that leave Jed? What's he goin' to do if Octy finds himself another man?
Why he'd do just about anything to keep Oty by his side.
Anything.
Actually, uh, yeah, Jed's not sure just how far he'd go. He doesn't have this figured out yet. But damned if he isn't tryin'.
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Fellas, it is gay to not be gay but willing to date your best friend so you can keep him from dating other men?- Language:
- English
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- 166,183
- Chapters:
- 22/?
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08 Apr 2024
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turtles, all the way down by slutforwikihow_444
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jul 2024
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“How much English do you know?”
Izuku joined him on the floor. “Basic phrases, some verb conjugations. I could probably introduce myself and ask a few questions.”
Katsuki flashed him a smug look. “So nothing important.”
Izuku suppressed the urge to smack the back of Katsuki’s head, thinking resolutely of his Pros and Cons list.
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Katsuki is fluent in English. Izuku wants in. Unfortunately for all parties involved, learning a language takes a bucket of time, a spoonful of consistency, a gratuitous pinch of motivation and several large helpings of persistence. Too bad they forgot the communication.
Alternate title: how creative can Bakugou get with his insults before they turn into terms of endearment?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,708
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 10
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- 475
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31 Mar 2024
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I’ll Love You To The Earth And Back by Milk19
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2023
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In which Izuku is an angel and his job is to be a human’s guardian until they die. In all his 6,000 years of human life, he has never seen a human as interesting as this one.
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14 Nov 2023
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A Beginners Guide by Kivea
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Sep 2024
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He supposed the ‘right thing’ to do would’ve been to take the flash drive he found to the library’s front counter, but Kaminari wasn’t sure he’d ever been known for having good ideas. He instead decided to plug it into the computer he was using to see if it had any name attached to it.
It didn’t. He really, really hadn’t been expecting what was on that little, old USB drive.
He also hadn't expected it to belong to Bakugou.
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14 Nov 2023
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Courting & Coupons by s_the_queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Nov 2025
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Izuku's stomach turned over. He had told himself a thousand times that this was it. That the next time Kacchan started nesting, he'd shoot his shot. They were third years, and Kacchan was easily his best friend. He was also the love of his life. Every time Kacchan hit pre-heat, courting gifts would flood the dorms and Izuku would watch in terror as Kacchan inspected each one and then crumple in relief when he turned them down.
He couldn't wait on the sidelines anymore and wonder if Kacchan would accept him. He had to try, or else he'd miss his chance and regret it for the rest of his life.
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Izuku has been planning to court Katsuki for ages. He has the perfect courting gift. He has his approach planned. And he *thinks* he has a chance.
- Language:
- English
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- 132,724
- Chapters:
- 23/?
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23 Sep 2023
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Childhood Comfort by brownies67
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Sep 2024
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Midoriya Izuku and Bakugou Katsuki have not been friends for most of their lives. They've been many things- rivals, enemies, bully and victim- but friends? Not really.
But then why, at the end of every day, did they walk the same path home?
Why, when they reached the fork in the road, one side Kacchan and the other Izuku, would they would turn towards each other, still silent, and kiss?
A mom kiss, a peck on the lips so quick it could hardly even be called a kiss, but still. They kissed. Every day.
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An exploration of Katsuki's biggest fears and Izuku's deepest insecurities.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,077
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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- 153
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07 Aug 2023
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End of Ender by JupiterTBD
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
14 Dec 2022
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Wanting to live a normal care free life, Philza's plans are ruined when King Dream forces him on a dangerous journey to kill the Ender Dragon in order to ensure his family's safety. Ranboo as his sole companion they must work together in order to save their loved ones and maybe even the world.
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12 Jul 2023
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Ghost secretly pines for the newest member of Task Force 141 - John Soap MacTavish. He keeps his feelings hidden from everyone - especially Soap. But when Soap has an incident out in the field, Ghost's secret is laid bare for all to see.
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12 Jun 2023
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How I Married a Merman by MJBunnyLuv
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Jun 2023
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After a one-night stand, Katsuki struggles to remember who he took home. With only a few blurry pictures and some vague testimonies from his friends, Katsuki searches for the mystery man who tasted like the ocean and smelled like jasmine. When he finds him, a jewelry shop owner named Izuku, Katsuki makes to mistake of falling for those pretty green eyes once again.
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- Part 9 of Mermay 2023
- Part 40 of BKDK Drabbles
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30 May 2023
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Miss Click. by RandomFandoms65000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jul 2023
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It all started when Katsuki accidentally clicked Shitty Nerd instead of Shitty Hair. After his rant he found out that Izuku was on the other side and not Eijirou. In a gay panic he lied, but suddenly Izuku was acting strange. More clingy maybe? What was up with that? Then in a series of unfortunate yet somehow pleasant events Katsuki's rut came.
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- Part 49 of All BakuDeku/DekuBaku stories.
- Part 7 of Long Bakudeku/Dekubaku Stories.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,185
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 293
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24 May 2023
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And I must confess, by jooheon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 May 2023
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So he was hard at work and not at all distracted when the door of the cafe gave a tinkle, and Bakugou Katsuki walked in. Without sparing anyone a second glance, Bakugou strode to the table in the back corner of the cafe, glared at the underclassman sitting there until they left, and then dumped his bookbag in the newly-vacant spot to mark his territory.
And Izuku didn’t watch Bakugou then go to the counter and place his order in a brusque tone (triple shot Americano and a lemon poppyseed muffin, which Izuku did not have memorized). He didn’t admire the way Bakugou’s T-shirt sleeves clung tightly to his biceps. He didn’t notice that when Bakugou sat in his corner table, back to the wall, it meant that they were directly facing each other from across the room, and Izuku hadn’t picked this specific table for exactly that reason.
Or, to be more precise, he had done all of those things, and, alright. Maybe there was another reason he spent so much time at the UA Cafe.
//or, bakudeku finally get their shit together thanks to a shared caffeine addiction and an anonymous confessions page.
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24 May 2023
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wanted: sugar friend by minfresh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Nov 2022
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“I’m Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight," declares Bakugou. "I’d rather drown in an ocean with an anchor tied to my leg than be some sick freak’s playtoy. There’s a bajillion other ways to get money and I’m gonna go through all of them before being a fucking...” He shudders at the mere thought, “...sugar baby.”
“Fine then,” Kirishima says with a simple hum. He rips the poster off the utility pole and sticks it in Bakugou’s palm. “But you should probably take this anyway, in case your broke ass comes to its senses.”
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Or: The story of a very poor pro hero Bakugou being paid to be friends with a very rich, but very quirkless Midoriya, for the first time since childhood.
It only takes an outstanding property damage bill, a sugar baby ad, and a night of getting totally blackout drunk.Bookmarked by NoteDaSarcasm
21 Oct 2021
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we're meant to make this love grow by lelex
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Nov 2021
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The two of them are standing next to each other—a captive audience to Midoriya and Kota roughhousing—when Kota hauls off and dick punches Midoriya as hard as he can, really not holding anything back. Midoriya goes down with a choked gasp that has Bakugou chuckling fondly beside him.
When Shouto looks at him, he’s smiling softly. Proud, like Kota just won gold at the science fair or helped a little old lady walk across the street.
“He’s absolutely your kid, huh?” Shouto asks, voice deceptively neutral. “Like a mini version of you.”
Bakugou shoves at his shoulder, rolling his eyes while trying not to laugh. “Shut the fuck up, Half ‘n half.”
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Shouto’s been a nanny for the last few years and is well versed in both kids and their high maintenance parents. He’s worried he may have finally met his match in “perpetual problem child” Kota—only to find out they get along perfectly.
His dad might be a problem, though.
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- English
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- 48,111
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 8
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- 571
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16 Oct 2021
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The Way You Used To Do by edema_ruh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Apr 2021
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"We're really sorry," his father says, in a teary-eyed, wobbly way. "But your friend, Izuku, he's... He's gone, son."
Katsuki can do nothing but blink up at them for moments that feel like an eternity, eyes darting between both his parents in obvious confusion, disbelief, and, more than anything, indignation.
"What the fuck are you two talking about? The damn nerd is standing right beside you!"During a battle, Midoriya gets hit by a villain whose quirk detaches his soul from his body. Stuck in a ghost-like state, the boy enters a race against time in order to save himself from permanently dying. Much to his luck - or lack of it -, the only person who can see and talk to him in this state is no one other than Kacchan.
Alternatively: Deku and Kacchan are soulbound.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 670,180
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 156
- Comments:
- 8,778
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- 66,157
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05 May 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
delilah this is the 4th book you bookmarked and said you'll come back to... finish a god damn story