16 Works by OneLastTime
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House knows Wilson eats neediness, so when Wilson starts paying extra attention to him, House naturally assumes there's something seriously medically wrong with him.
Because why else would Wilson be making him coffee or touching him so gently and affectionately or being so nice to him?
He's clearly dying.
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“Your fangs have come out,” House says, staring at his mouth in a way that has Wilson growing restless and distracted. “You're clearly horny for my blood.”
“Do you have to say it like that?”
“Yes. Now come on,” House says, leaning further over the desk, closer to him. “Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me—”OR: Vampire!Wilson bites human!House. They're both very horny about it.
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When a stranger at a bar claims he's invented truth serum, House takes the pill, determined to prove him wrong because truth serum isn't real.
And now House can't lie.
But even though he's talking about how much he wants to sleep with Wilson, nobody believes him, which is perfect—until he starts showing symptoms from whatever was in the pill.
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picked the scabs and picked the bleeding by OneLastTime for coffins_and_marbles
Fandoms: House M.D.
30 Dec 2024
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He never wanted to kill himself—at least not any more than a normal person did—and if he didn't use tools, it didn't count as self-harm.
James Wilson is completely normal and he's doing fine, until he isn't. A patient unwillingly drags up Wilson's childhood trauma and now he's overwhelmed, overstimulated, and scratching himself again for the first time in years—but he isn't cutting himself, so it's not really self-harm, right? He's fine.
OR: James Wilson is gay, autistic, traumatised and highly repressed about all of the above.
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Wilson is drunk, trans, and horny. House gets him drunk to piss off Amber, and Wilson desperately wants to fuck both of them.
Too bad he's so drunk that he can't figure out how to put on his strap's harness—not that it's going to stop him from trying.
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When Wilson bets House $20 to wear a tie to work, House scoffs. Easy money.
But then Wilson pulls on House's tie like a leash and his brain short circuits. It's almost too much for his horny old man brain to handle.
And then they make out about it.
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Wilson and House start dating and Wilson freaks out because he isn't convinced he's allowed to feel happy or be selfish*.
*To Wilson, selfishness means pursuing his own desires and having good things in his life because of course it does.
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After Wilson accidentally gets hurt, House appoints himself as Wilson's designated caretaker. Naturally, he complains the entire time and pretends he doesn't want to play nurse to his boyfriend, which Wilson finds equal parts endearing, caring, and stupid.
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Wilson has period cramps. House helps (by pretending not to care).
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Wilson has transformed into a cat and House (who has never owned a cat before) is baffled by his behaviour. He keeps vibrating and slow-blinking at him for some reason?
Luckily, Thirteen and Kutner can decode his cat-language.
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Wilson can't sleep, but he keeps trying to push through his exhaustion. He's fine. He can handle it (until he can't).
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House isn't into romance and sappy things, and Wilson knew that when they started dating. House is allergic to vulnerability and those gross sticky things other people call feelings. But Wilson knows how to play House's game, which is why he's spending Valentine's Day at work by himself after their definitely not-a-date date the night before (House gags at the concept of date night).
OR: House is a massive loser and Wilson loves him for it.
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Wilson receives an email from House with the subject line photo of my dick and body text hey Wilson, I've attached a photo of my dick and balls and attachment named Gregory_House_penis_August_2006.
Wilson opens the attachment and is inexplicably surprised about what he sees. He's also suddenly incredibly horny for some reason.
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James Wilson hates physical contact. It makes his skin itch, his teeth vibrate, and he needs to shake his hands out to remove the residue from the touch.
People keep touching him and he wants to scream.
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Wilson gets hit by a car as he's crossing the road to House's apartment and gets a concussion. He's confused and in pain, but House is taking care of him.
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Wilson closes his eyes and takes a few slow breaths to avoid throwing something at House.
‘It’s been a while since I’ve seen a doctor, I’m just here for a check-up,’ he says.
‘Boring. Next.’
‘I have an unexplained fever and haven’t slept in three days,’ he tries.
‘Pick something less sweaty and lethargic if you want me to believe you’ll be fucking me at the end of this.’
‘I want a prostate check.’
‘Pretty sure you need a prostate for that to be possible.’OR: House and Wilson try out a medical doctor/patient kink. Petty bickering (and very little sexual content) ensues.