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    Percy Weasley is not particularly reckless, until he is, once, on the anniversary of his brother's death. For most people, the idea of sending oneself through time to correct one's mistake would remain a fantasy, something to dwell on in the middle of the night, but Percy has always been too capable for his own good.

    Featuring: a reluctant spy, an unlikely friendship between a ghost and a lonely student, a portrait, very few friends, several very lengthy conversations about soul magic, and far too many Horcruxes.

    (Or, an attempt to answer the question, if someone intelligent was sent back through time, armed only with the word 'Horcrux' and a general knowledge of the main timeline––not to mention a keen understanding of the Hogwarts curriculum––could that person logic his way to defeating the Dark Lord? Only time will tell).

    COMPLETE.

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    13 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Soon after the Elves awakened, Eöl was born beneath a starry sky, one of the first Elven children. Many long years passed before Eöl's son was born, beneath the bright night heavens, on the borders of the dark forest of Nan Elmoth. What transpired between those beginnings is all but lost, unrecorded in the history of Noldor and Sindar alike. Eöl learned many arts in life; the keeping of a secret but one of them.

    This is the lost tale of two of the most talented crafters of any age: one whose greatness was overshadowed, and one whose greatness never came to fruition. This is the story of how Eöl gained his name and proved it true, and how he gave Maeglin his.

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    05 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    The monstrous modern Dutchman AU with coffee shops, scammers, and good weed. Our beloved fish people and their cursed ship haunt the Seattle harbor in the year 2015. They are MONSTERS serving COFFEE. Everyone loves a tourist trap, and the crew is, well, trapped.

    Spin-off of an alternate timeline: Everyone except Jones and his crew are born 300 years too late. ONLY the events of the first Brethren Court happened...Calypso was bound in human form, Davy Jones cut out his heart, and then civilization won. Piracy ended, with no one to fight for it. Both were left to linger on, bitter immortals in a changing world. Now it's the 21st century, and Will, Elizabeth, Jack, Barbossa, Beckett, and the rest have arrived.

    How does sad squid man Davy Jones spend his one day on land in the era of social media?

    Jones decides to go into the business of coffee, Calypso opens a used book store, and the rest of the crew fucks around and finds out.

    Will any of these people get therapy?

    A series of loose slice-of-life episodes focusing on the Dutchman crew and how they deal with immortality and monsterhood - M rated for discussions of sex (none shown) and recreational drug use.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Once the Kenobi floodgates are opened, they cannot be closed. Cody has apparently been keeping an itemized list of disagreements, and he is determined to tell Rex each and every one of them.

    Kenobi refuses to listen to Cody’s input. Kenobi throws himself into battle with no regard for previously established battle plans. Kenobi uses the Force so recklessly and obviously that every undercover assignment is blown within the first few minutes. Kenobi is a hypocrite who berates Cody for sidestepping protocol, but flouts it himself at every opportunity.

    CT-7567: bet you wish you had skywalker now

    CC-2224: I wish for nothing but the cold embrace of space

    Right. And he says Kenobi’s dramatic.

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    Marshal Commander Cody and High General Obi-Wan Kenobi of the 212th cannot stand each other. Rex doesn't know why this is his problem.

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    28 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Gil-Galad is quite certain he knows who is father is, thank you very much. Unfortunately, the House of Finwe sets out on their own detective quest to discover the truth.

    It turns out they're all wrong.

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    23 Oct 2025