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  1. Rec 14

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    After Stan pulls some strings at the CIA to get Klaus his body back, Francine decides his newfound humanity would be a good opportunity for the whole family to each spend some time with him doing an activity of their choice. In hindsight, she probably should've guessed that leaving the choice up to Roger would lead to less than savoury goings-on in the attic.

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    04 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I don't go here but HOLY FUCK. OMG. this is genuinely immaculate. All 31k words are so thoughtful and from the beginning till the very end I was hooked. The Angel Gabriel references were everything to me. Klaus begging was even more everything to me. 10/10

  2. Rec 50

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    Lime cannot describe the feelings that they feel around Blue. Feelings that they couldn’t even taste even if they were held at the tip of their tongue. And now that Blue wants to give them a checkup.

    Now they're face to face with the cause of their sudden illness.. the feeling is stronger than ever.

    Or Lime gets fingered by Blue.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    OHHHHH! I THINK I HAUVE COVID.

  3. Rec 1

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    Cody is stranded home alone with a fever. Ken comes over for both physical and moral support.

    (side note: author is a ken soulbond + nonsharing selfshipper)

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    16 May 2026

  4. Rec 6

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    Bob the Tomato has been pining after his co-worker and best friend Larry the Cucumber for years now. The guilt and secrecy have been building for so long as Bob worries what would happen to him, should he confess. Would Larry hate him and cast him off? Would God bring down some terrible punishment? Or could Bob's wildest dreams come true, and could Larry actually return those feelings?

    Well, sooner or later Bob is going to find out. And it looks like it's going to be sooner.

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    14 May 2026

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    I LOVE THIS A LOT. its hard writing them in their veggie forms fucking because its like. how wiuld they do that but this is the most believable version of it i've seen i got into this lowkey

  5. Rec 4

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    He nuzzled against one of the arms whilst his eyes drifted down; however, he suddenly paused. Archibald’s long legs were out in the open, not hidden away by a pair of pants. Wow, they looked even longer without anything on them! Larry’s eyes went up a little more and saw his thighs half-way covered by his top and a portion of his boxer briefs. Skin...Archibald’s skin that he never had a chance to see before.
    What a sight.

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    14 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is the hardest i straight cheesed at a fic in a while...