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After the worst day ever, getting stranded at a stinky seafood shack after a car crash, Bob just can't seem to let anything go. With this much stress in just an hour, he's a little lacking in the compassion department.
In order to cheer him up, Mike is going to have to get bold.
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Archibald works at a library, and the immature teenagers blowing through the joint just to get free internet and torment him are stressing him out.
Huey lends a helping hand... and mouth.
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Charlie loses his v-card to Pim.
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Counter proposal: I go home and jerk off by Pablo_Phone
Fandoms: Queens of the Stone Age
18 Jul 2025
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It's taken the two a year to figure out their affections for each other. Brutal enemies turn into... still brutal enemies, with benefits.
AKA I made the lightbulbs from Era Vulgaris screw twice.
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Lynch finds himself having sex with McGuirk again. Not even because he’s drunk- he’s just officially hooked.
But since he isn’t off his rocker on alcohol, it makes for a rather unpleasant experience.Series
- Part 2 of With Smiles On Our Faces
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Coach McGuirk and Mr. Lynch get wasted at a bar after the dryest faculty party of all world history. Both men end up finding things out about themselves and each other while pressed against the wall of a bathroom stall.
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- Part 1 of With Smiles On Our Faces
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"'I just want you to be impressed with what I do. I want you to respect my mind.'
"Saddam laughed. ''Respect your mind?' Course I respect your mind! It turns me on! It makes me wanna fuck the shit outta you!'"
Just a normal day in hell with Kenny listening in on Satan and his perpetually manipulative boyfriend.
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At nighttime, Edgar is left to his own devices. There isn't much to do without waking Miles up, so he entertains himself by watching tv quietly, or playing games against himself, or just listening to the noise of him opening and shutting the tape deck again and again.
Tonight, though? He had some new feelings crackling in his wires. -
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A compilation of stories centering on the characters from Schoolhouse Rock, in the small town of Schoolhouse, RI.
It was always a quaint place, quiet and serene. Truth and compassion reigned even in the toughest of times, and not a day went by where at least one person didn't have a smile on their face.
This is a glimpse into the connections these people, these children and adults, share. Welcome to Schoolhouse. -
8:37 A.M. at Anita's Diner by Pablo_Phone
Fandoms: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Homestar Runner, ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon, Schoolhouse Rock, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
11 Jul 2024
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A violent pixel alien, two dumb gay animal creatures, a know-it-all telegram boy, a chronically cynical little girl, and a monster-cooking dwarf chef meet up at a diner. Chitter chatter ensues.
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Coach Z is swindled into buying and installing a tennis court. How quaint!
Now that he's an extra $6,000 in debt, what could he possibly do...?
Host a tennis tournament?
Hell yeah.
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Strong Bad and Pom Pom have kept their distance for a while. They're just out of each other's leagues. Strong Bad is one for holding grudges, though, so naturally, when Marzipan comes home to Homestar horribly distressed and unwilling to speak to anyone after a visit to Pom Pom's, everyone is afraid. And knowing Pom Pom's nature, Strong Bad has doubts...
Homestar, in his naiveness, seems to be aggressively neutral on the matter, but is his innocence the truth? Or have they unknowingly allowed a monster to run rampant for decades?
Strong Bad must sway Homestar to his side if he is to be believed; A tough ask, especially since he has no concrete proof.
However, one thing's for sure: On everyone's mind is DOUBT.Rated M for sexual violence(never shown, only suggested/alleged), racism, and language.
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OK Computer tour.
Thom and Jonny furiously scribble in their notebooks about two extremely different things.
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You Crawled Off And Left Us. by Pablo_Phone
Fandoms: Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix (Cartoon), Rayman (Video Games)
20 May 2024
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It's all catching up with him.
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[NOTE- Matt/Tord in chapters 4-7, skip these if you aren't a fan! It goes away again later.]
An anthology in which tragedy strikes around just about every corner.
Tom struggles with his alcoholism, Future Matt confronts The Red Leader, Larry and Bing drift apart, and chaotic disdain is always afoot.
Based on Radiohead's OK Computer album, an unpleasant, reflective, melancholy series to suit the music.
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It turns out Diwi was worrying for nothing. Everything went smoother than he could have ever hoped for.
Now it's Edd's turn to admire Diwi. Stroking the hair of his half-clothed body as he sleeps, Edd thinks about all the 24 dates before this one...
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- Part 2 of Here Come the Diwis!
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Diwi reflects in the shower as he's preparing for a date. Edd was awfully nice to invite him over for dinner and a couple of movies, but the pre-date anxieties are getting to Diwi like always.
What should he wear? How should his hair look? Does he just go casual? And what happens after the movies?
He just sighs and huffs and scrubs himself, hoping to at least start by looking presentable. Yeah. Good start, probably.
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- Part 1 of Here Come the Diwis!
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The Red Leader keeps getting omens of the past. Omens of Edd, and Tom, and- eugh. -his love affairs with Matt.
It's sickening, really. It's no longer Edd's world. The world is Tord's oyster now.
Yet he can't stop reminiscing on those sickening times.
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You tell me that you love me so, You tell me that you care... by Pablo_Phone
Fandoms: Cake (Band 1991), Never There - Cake (Song)
30 Mar 2024
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Based on the music video "Never There" by CAKE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZzUh9hcTo
John has suspicion without answers.
Mickey can get answers without suspicion.
In a phone booth in the middle of the desert, they set up the scheme to catch her in the act.
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"A beautiful girl can turn your world to dust..." Or, in this case, a beautiful guy.
Something tonight at the New Year's party has Thom's heart pumping. Maybe it's the alcohol. Or the copious amounts of fatty food being dished out by the heaping plateful. Or the fact that his sultry, coy guycrush is standing right beside him, and they're alone, and it'd be the perfect moment to do something.
It's burning love.
You could say they're going out in a "blaze of glory."