8 Works by Pikaroo
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When a ghost allegedly haunts Camelot’s halls, the Knights of the Round Table embark on a midnight investigation. Leon’s sceptical, Percival’s hiding on top of the table, Arthur’s hunting for snacks, and Merlin…is why there’s a ghost rumour in the first place.
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- Part 4 of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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Princess Ygraine knows her family is a little different, with the King and Queen and their companion, Merlin. To her, Merlin is the quiet constant holding their world together. But when she discovers Merlin's magic, Ygraine makes it her mission to show everyone—including Merlin himself—that the love of her family is a far stronger force than the fear he carries, and that some secrets are too important not to share.
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Merlin always suspected destiny had it out for him. That suspicion became certainty when Arthur decided to stage a play.
About Emrys.
With glitter.
Arthur calls it cultural integration. Merlin calls it a war crime. Possibly several.
Or: The one where Arthur discovers ‘theatre’ and Merlin discovers existential regret.
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Now They Call Him The Poet King: The Madness That One Lie Can Bring by Pikaroo
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
30 Jul 2025
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“Merlin,” Arthur said, catching the servant as he returned from whatever useless errand he’d been pretending to attend to, “have you noticed people are rhyming?”
Merlin blinked at him, then tilted his head with theatrical puzzlement. “Rhyming? Not that I’ve heard. That would be absurd.”
Arthur stared. “You just did it.”
“Did what?” Merlin asked, his face the perfect picture of blank idiocy.
“That—that thing,” Arthur spluttered. “You just rhymed ‘heard’ and ‘absurd’.”
“Did I?” Merlin scratched his ear. “Are you sure you’ve got the right… word?”
Arthur’s eye twitched.
Or: what if Merlin’s “I'm teaching him some poetry” lie in Season 5, Episode 3 spiralled into a full-blown cultural movement featuring knights training in iambic pentameter, laws being written in verse, and a king begging his manservant to please just speak normally?
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- Part 3 of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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“Ah, I’m unavailable on Thursday evenings, young warlock,” Kilgharrah’s voice intoned, with what Merlin could only describe as deeply apologetic gravitas. “That is a night dedicated to... personal growth and self-reflection.”
“You’re booked?” Merlin asked, tone teetering between disbelief and insult.
“Yes, I have boundaries, Merlin,” Kilgharrah replied, as though that settled the matter entirely.
Merlin stood in the dragon-summoning field, utterly flummoxed and vaguely offended. A dragon—his dragon, the last of its kind, ancient and mighty and presumably unaffected by anything less than cataclysmic events—was skipping a monster-of-the-week consultation for what sounded suspiciously like a self-care evening.
This could only mean one thing. He was enchanted, or brainwashed, or indoctrinated by a sinister, emotionally manipulative cult. Merlin knew the type. Smiles that didn’t quite reach the eyes. Cloaks. Tea and biscuits—probably Custard Creams.
Whatever it was, Merlin was going to get to the bottom of it.
Or: The one where the Great Dragon joins a support group to stop speaking in riddles and Merlin accidentally has a full emotional breakdown over a Rich Tea biscuit
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- Part 2 of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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Some say Camelot’s laundry is cleaned by a miracle. Others say by a fairy.
Really, it’s just Merlin.
Merlin, who has no idea he’s become a divine cleaning entity.
Or: what if Merlin using that stain removal spell in Episode 1 of Season 4 somehow led to the formation of a fanatical cult, ritual sock parades and Arthur in crop tops?
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- Part 1 of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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“Merlin, I'm the greatest swordsman in the five kingdoms.” Arthur boasted. “I’ve fought more battles than I can count.”
”I’m aware, sire.”
”And I’ve always survived.”
”Not always.” Merlin muttered.
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The day Arthur dies is the day Merlin refuses to let end. Again. And again. And again. Merlin’s stuck in a spiral—a dizzying, cruel dance of death and reset. With each attempt, his heart grows heavier, his magic darker, until all he can do is break.
And when the shards of his despair drag Arthur into the storm, the past and present shatter, leaving nothing but raw truth and fragile hope.
Now there's no more running. Just the two of them, the end of the world, and everything left unsaid.
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“Track him, corner him, subdue him… just like we would with any dangerous creature.”
“Not a creature, Arthur. Just Merlin.”
Merlin wasn’t supposed to hear them—but now he’s running, heart pounding, as the knights of Camelot—his friends—close in. They’d sounded so certain, so cold. He didn’t stop to ask how or why, he just ran. Now he doesn’t know where he’s going, only that he has to keep moving.