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Surrounded by idiots by Pingviini
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel
26 May 2019
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...or just one of them?
"But not Drax, he wasn’t most people. In fact, Peter had concluded the man shared more qualities with an asteroid with googly eyes than with any conscious being. Both big and ugly brainless chunks just floating around in space, at the ready to sweep out unsuspecting victims. The only difference was that Drax was inside a space ship."
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Cure for sour mood by Pingviini
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Jan 2019
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Would Tony not have been so drunk, and Bruce not so concentrated on keeping himself from turning red (or green), they probably would’ve noticed Peter Parker hitting his head on the underside of the table in his haze to get up after noticing Tony’s foot in a very inappropriate place
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Get me the fuck out of here by Pingviini
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Dec 2018
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Deadpool fools Spider-Man into breaking in to S.H.I.E.L.D. testing labs after hearing some delicious rumours of what's inside but comes across a red shiny button. One he probably, no, definitely shouldn't have pressed because something goes, oh so horribly, wrong and it's up to Wade Wilson to save his damsel in distress. And the fact that he had caused the distress is irrelevant. Deadpool is the mightiest hero, so just, shhhh~
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Are you done?” Bruce Wayne asks when their guest finally stops to take more than one breath. His tone is calm enough although all of them could sense the aggravation from his body language. Well, all of them excluding the man in red.
“Done?” the man in red chuckled. “I haven’t even started. This cave is fucking ridiculous. I’m curious – what did you tell the hired arms when they were building this? That they were digging you a sex dungeon where you would keep all your beautiful teenagers stored right next to your dinosaur statue and a coin, judging by the size of it, undoubtedly the pocket money of some gigantic kid you also made wear green spandex after shooting his parents at a circus. Why would you even keep a coin that size? What even are you? – Skrooge McDuck?”Series
- Part 2 of Deadpool wants to hang out with Spidey
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The adventures of the Amazing Highderman by Pingviini
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Jul 2018
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Prompt: Occassionally Spidey raids DPs fridge. This time he accidentally bit off more than he can chew when he ate one of DP’s ‘special’ brownies.
He chugs three tall glasses of water on his way to the fridge praying it would contain anything edible and is absolutely delighted to find brownies. Sugar, his only weakness, his name written all over them. He wonders if they had been baked by Wade’s daughter, but his cravings are too strong for him to give a damn. There is plenty of them so surely Wade wouldn’t mind him tasting one. Or two. Or three. Or – you catch the drift. He really loves his sugar.
Peter sits down at the table and is happily munching his way through the tray of sweets as Wade arrives to the kitchen stretching his arms.
“How many have you had?” the man asks looking at the tray that had emptied considerably.
“Six or seven, why?” Peter asks swallowing the mouthful feeling his heart sink as Deadpool looks at him with an awfully amused expression.
“Why?” Peter repeats the question more pressingly. “What was in them? Why are you laughing?” the younger frowns his worry over having possibly eaten something very suspicious deepening remarkably.Series
- Part 3 of Deadpool wants to hang out with Spidey
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Making cupcakes with the blood of my enemies by Pingviini
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jun 2018
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“Sweet Jesus could you just talk to me? I’m all ears, man. I mean – fuck you’re so annoying. My outfit is going to stink like shit for god knows how long and all because I asked you a simple fucking question. But no – you’re Wade fucking Wilson – who’ll ‘accidentally’ push an alien beacon to spawn a fucking big ass space amoeba rather than talk about your feelings,” Peter fumes looking straight into the brown eyes that hold their unreadable quizzical look up until the word ‘accidentally’ is said after which their expression turns somewhat sheepish.
“It was a big ass delicious shiny button. It’s basic psychology. What was I supposed to do?”Or Spiderman wants to know why Deadpool was going on a full rampage trying to take off heads but Wade isn't big on sharing.
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- Part 1 of Deadpool wants to hang out with Spidey
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Deadpool wants to hang out with Spidey by Pingviini
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Dec 2018
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Deadpool likes Spider-Man and Spider-Man... puts up with Wade.
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One shots from Isak and Even's life. Mostly short and somewhat lighthearted!
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How to Impress Your Boss and Get Promoted by PokeTheMinotaur
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
14 Jun 2019
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Tony has been aware of the intern’s crush on him for quite some time. The kid’s real pretty, but Tony had been in a relationship that he thought was going somewhere. However, when Tony is in a bad mood after breaking up with Pepper, he decides to fuck responsibility and screw the intern.
No, that's only how the story starts. (Then they catch feelings.)
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22 May 2019
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Various Spideypool Prompts + a few others by CuddlesandCommunication
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
19 Dec 2016
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Hey, this is just a list of some Peter/Wade prompts I came up with. Feel free to fic them, or repost them etc. I'd like if you'd credit me and send me a link to the fic so i can read it but it's fine if u don't :) Have fun, ya crazies xo
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S P E C T R U M by the_never_was
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Characters from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - J. K. Rowling/Thorne/Tiffany
07 Jan 2019
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Once upon a time, there was a smirk and a smile when there was so much fear between the two of them.
Once upon a time, he had wondered what could be.
Thus, life as he's come to know it is based upon once-upon-a-times and what-ifs left to be unfulfilled.
But life isn't quite as he knows it to be, and things are about to change and prove to Draco Malfoy that it isn't all bleak or boring:It's a spectrum of vibrant possibilities when one determined Gryffindor decides to change everything.
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04 Mar 2018
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Even fights for equal rights and is openly pansexual. Isak is a quiet admirer unsure of his sexuality. But there is always more than meets the eye... Who is Even beneath his popular appearance? And what is the whole deal with Even's 'secret club'?
And how do they deal with all of Even's secrets?Updates every Monday + Friday (8:30pm CET+1)
Important scenes for this story from Even's pov, 'Of Addiction', can be found in my works.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Pingviini
24 Jul 2017
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Kun Isak oli saanut hengitystiensä jälleen avattua, hän nousi takaisin pystyasentoon ja pyyhki vedet silmäkulmistaan. Hän loi varovaisen katseen mieheen ja huomasi tämän tuijottavan häntä häivähdys huolta kasvoillaan. Puna kohosi hänen poskilleen toistamiseen.
”Onko kaikki hyvin?” mies kysyi. ”Henki kulkee ja niin edelleen?”
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11 Jul 2017