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By seven, Denny discovers a secret: if you’re clever enough, you can turn intelligence into currency.
(Or, Whitaker is an MS4 at sixteen years old.)
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07 Oct 2025
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Dean Winchester, Americas sweetheart, had the perfect life, fans threw themselves at him, his concerts sold out. His life was made, he had money, a loving boyfriend, and great friends.
But then everything fell apart. All it took was one night. What more could Alistair take from him?
Could the combined effort of his therapist Donna and her wife Detective Mills save him before its too late?
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- Part 1 of Journey
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07 Jul 2025
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oh baby (you're a sweet thing) by lovelyswriting for inonwriting
Fandoms: Top Gun (Movies)
09 Jan 2025
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Pretending to be the love of Hangman's life in the middle of a Target aisle was a one time thing and a one time thing only. Bob has already filled his quota of absurdity (including the suicidal mission from hell) for a lifetime.
So of course it keeps happening.
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03 May 2025
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Playlist for When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing by SunsetPlums
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 May 2025
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He pictures the funeral sometimes.
He pictures someone he doesn’t know saying Viktor’s name wrong. He pictures screaming in public. He pictures stealing the ashes and keeping them in a protein powder container because it’s the only vessel big enough. He pictures lying in those ashes like a widow bird. He pictures baking the ashes into bread and feeding them to pigeons in the park.
He pictures swallowing them himself.
Or: When Viktor chooses a quiet death, Jayce learns how to love him to the edge of the end and carry what’s left through the sad art of letting go.
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25 Apr 2025
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𝑩𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑰𝑹𝑬 // 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 by battinscnz
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
02 May 2025
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Clark Kent is sent to Gotham to write an in-depth profile on Bruce Wayne, but what begins as a professional assignment quickly evolves into something far more personal. Over shared moments at Wayne Manor, the two men navigate simmering tension, unspoken desires, and their own guarded vulnerabilities, creating a connection that neither fully understands.
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11 Apr 2025
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Not My Kids by MaximumDragonEnergy
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
15 Jan 2024
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Neal has been dating Bruce and his kids find out. The logical way for them to introduce themselves is to convince the white collar offices that they are all Neal's children and spread a little chaos while they are at it.
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- 22,483
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- 15/15
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09 Apr 2025
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The Soul Burns Brighter Than The Sun by Wow_thisiswheremylifeis
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Jan 2024
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Dean’s sitting at the kitchen table with Sam when his phone rings. Jody’s name flashes across the screen and he considers not picking up, but Sam’s there, and he’d start asking questions if he left the call alone. It’s not like Dean doesn’t want to talk to Jody, it's just that he can’t bear talking to anyone these days.
“Hi, Jody,” Sam says.
“Howdy, boys.” She greets them and begins talking about a case she’s asking them to take over. Dean doubts they will, Sam hasn’t let him pick up a gun or knife in months, not since their last hunt.
Jody’s voice cuts through the phone. “Alright, if you boys don’t wanna take the case, I’ll see if Castiel will, but I think he’s helping Claire in Colorado–”
Dean doesn’t hear a damn thing after that, and by the looks of it, Sam doesn’t either. For the first time in days, Dean opens his mouth and speaks. “Cas is alive?”
Jody’s voice is quiet on the other end. “He didn’t tell you?”
Cas is alive, and Dean is figuring out what he should do about that when they learn Cas's accidental jailbreak broke The Empty, letting out most of its occupants. Now that every villain they have ever fought is back, Team Free Will 3.0 has their work cut out for them.
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- Part 1 of The Soul Burns
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- 24/24
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12 Jan 2025
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Wait why is this the best thing I’ve ever read
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Jayce raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “What kind of cuisine?”
“The kind with a brilliant mind and a pretty face. She seems particularly taken with one of Piltover’s youngest and brightest. For a moment,” Mel continued. “I thought she was talking about you.” Her laughter followed, light and musical, as she moved past him.
Jayce’s smile faltered as a sudden realisation came to the forefront of his mind.
Or, Ambessa wants to sample the local cuisine and the cuisine in question is Viktor.
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09 Jan 2025
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It's Not Gay if it's Underway by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
07 Apr 2022
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Edited as of 11/17/24
The Davy Jones/Will Turner fic I've been waiting for. You made me write this myself. Jones is a daddy dom who drinks respect consent juice. Will Turner is a virgin. That is ALL canonical.
This takes place immediately after the extended liar's dice scene which, as we all witnessed, was dripping with untapped homoeroticism. Disney deleted it because they knew it would fucking awaken the masses.
Expanded Davy Jones lore, side character development, growth, exploration, sea battles, etc. THE definitive "I wanted to write some explicit one-offs but now it's turned into a 90k epic that completely revamps the narratives of the entire second and third movies." Huge divergence from canon in all respects.
Elizabeth and Will embracing friendship & guiding each other through their growing romances with a god and a devil.
Jones/Turner and Elizabeth/Calypso parallels foils infighting nausea crying shaking throwing up.
Making some art for it too.
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05 Jan 2025
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posting my fanarts, stupid sketches and mostly silly comics here because i'm too slow in writing. maybe someone will enjoy it.
mostly RK1K but also other ships and characters, I enjoy everything
you can find me on tumblr too: autiacorart.tumblr.com
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- 1,165
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- 89/?
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16 Dec 2024
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How is it possible to maintain control over an android designed to deviate? Allow him to feel pain, of course. Then familiarize him with it so he will know the consequences of failure.
Connor is the only android designed to feel pain, a fail-safe implemented to prevent early deviancy and allowing him to experience the consequences of a failed mission.
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- 115,284
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- 11/14
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16 Dec 2024
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Stripped to the Bone by SteeleStingray
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
03 Dec 2024
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“Why couldn’t you let me die?” Viktor asked softly. He did not blame Jayce; hell, Viktor would do all he could if their roles were switched. “You must’ve known my lungs…”
“Because I love you.” Jayce admitted. Matter of fact. With the same natural reverence as he spoke of hextech and smithing. Using the same ease with which he said his own name. “Because I loved you and it was too late and it drove me to desperation. I love you.”
Viktor was at once too cold and too hot. His heart was beating hard into his ribcage as his tongue twisted over itself. “And…I-I…Jayce, I—”
“I know you love me.” Jayce’s grin only had the slightest tinge of bitterness as he bumped his head against Viktor’s. “It’s fairly…obvious when I’m actually fucking paying attention. I know you love me. You were…waiting for me. You were waiting for so fucking long…”
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Bookmarked by Pretendthisisaquirkyname
13 Dec 2024
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The journey Jayce went through during his time on that cliff.
Love and hate.
Everything always falls on the same man.
"Viktor"
/Or Jayce season 2 and Viktor season 1. Love and hate mixed under rain and blood...
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13 Dec 2024
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That Old Familiar Song by Andromeda_Awaiting
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Jaskier wanted nothing more than to drown his sorrows in ale as he contemplated just how to give Geralt his one blessing.
Needless to say, Destiny had other plans.
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- 39/39
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24 Nov 2024
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Jaskier is the fourth son of the minor noble house of Pankratz. He has always wanted to leave Lettenhove to explore, but is limited by the expectations that come with his station. When his parents betroth him to a Duke, he thinks it might be his chance to see the world, and let the world see him, and hear his music.
He sets out on a sea voyage to meet his new husband, but before he ever arrives, the vessel is set upon by pirates. Captain Rience has reasons to leave Jaskier as the sole survivor, and none of them are good.
The thing Rience has forgotten, the only thing pirates have to fear on the high seas.....are other pirates.
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On the eight day they had turned away from the coast, making their way into open sea to cut days off their journey. The shortcut across the open waters should have been straightforward.
It should have been safe.Series
- Part 1 of Here there be pirates
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- 19/19
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20 Nov 2024
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Castiel Novak is the owner of a bakery on the brink of bankruptcy. In a bid to save his business and keep his employees from losing their jobs, he decides to sell his late grandmother's house. This leaves him in need of a new place to live, and he soon finds one.
However, his new roommate is none other than Dean Winchester, his homophobic pastry chef. While they maintain an ideal professional relationship at work, their home life is a different story. Dean reveals himself to be a bossy, neat freak roommate, making their living arrangement far from harmonious.
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- 22/22
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16 Sep 2024
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They have their day jobs. And then, they have this. Modern!AU in which they are the superheroes of mutantkind.
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29 Aug 2024
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New Moon by digeridoo
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men Origins: Wolverine
26 Jun 2025
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Logan is left to babysit a mansion full of mutant kids for the weekend while the rest of the X-Men are on conference to boost mutant acceptance.
Or, Stryker finally gets his hands on Wolverine and puts Task Force X back together. The X-Men don't give Logan up easy.
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- Part 1 of Howlett Chronicles
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- English
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- 40,630
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 160
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- 551
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- 120
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- 10,048
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26 Aug 2024
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sins of the father by faerie_ground
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
04 Aug 2021
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Brian Xavier experiments on his only son, believing it will make him powerful. Years later, Charles Xavier still suffers from the aftereffects.
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- English
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- 10,550
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- 1/1
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24 Aug 2024
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it's like one of us woke up by kaydeefalls
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men - All Media Types
26 Jul 2012
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"You came here for me," Charles said, meeting Shaw's gaze levelly. "So let's not waste any more time."
Canon!AU in which Charles and Erik do find Shaw in Russia.
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- English
- Words:
- 25,293
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Pretendthisisaquirkyname
24 Aug 2024