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    Death was not what Harry thought it would be. An empty train and a being proclaiming himself to be the Death, telling him that, “sorry, no afterlife for you” certainly wasn't anywhere near his expectations.

    And having his soul and magic crammed back into his four year old body, being told that he can never die… That was another painful kick to the groin.

    But Harry is British, and the phrase “keep calm and carry on” is practically a part of him by now. He realises that this is a second chance at life. To actually live and do whatever the hell he wants without being someone else’s pawn. It is a new beginning, and things are going to be vastly different this time around.

     

    UPDATE: As of April 2025 this story has been fully edited/rewritten.

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    19 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    The Spine's first awakening

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    05 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    A performance at Uncle Ralphie’s Magical Mystical Sideshow leaves its mark on the titanium alloy steam powered singer. The bots wonder why their brother is suddenly being so secretive and disappearing for long stretches of time. What secret is he hiding from his family?

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    17 Sep 2024

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    Your life couldn't have gone so...Off the deep end...

    Despite years of experience and a degree in Marine Biology, you ended up doing janitorial work for one of the biggest, most impressive aquariums in the country. You didn't consider it too unlucky, but boy was it awful. You had hoped to maybe achieve your dream as one of the marine trainers for the animals, but you assumed your resume was...overlooked. Now it's just you and the mop. Well, was you and the mop, 'till you came face to face with one of their notorious new additions to their Siren exhibits.

    You knew the dangers; you studied them in college. Yet, your little dream of really being close to a Siren, a skeletal Siren even, was enough to let you look over their murderous track record at New Ebott Aquarium.

    You weren't expecting them to like you just as much.

    Now it was sink or swim! You were promoted in practically a night to a Siren caretaker and learning how to care of these magical beasts. You had expectations to meet; everyone believed you had some special way with the Sirens. Maybe you did? You could only find out further by getting your feet wet!

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    05 Aug 2024

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    After an incident at the world-famous Ebott Aquarium, you find yourself placed on a team of staff dedicated to the care of the prize exhibits at the facility; three notoriously aggressive skeleton siren monsters captured in the name of 'research'. An orca with a disturbing record of finding new ways to attempt to drown his keepers, a shark who's excellent at removing whatever stray hands come his way, and a deep-sea octopus whose past (and body count) are hidden behind endless stacks of legal papers. Despite their pattern of brutally murdering their ever-changing team of keepers, they all seem to immediately take a shine to you- a worryingly bright shine. A shine that won't go away, a shine that starts to unnerve you.

    However, the longer you work there, the more you see the inner workings of Ebott Aquarium. The more you realise the sirens you're 'caring for' aren't dumb beasts, they're deeply intelligent... they aren't mindlessly aggressive, they've gone insane, locked in those tiny glass cages.

    ... The more you interact with the sirens... the more you realise their murderous aggression might not be all that misplaced.

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    04 Aug 2024

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    You, a lazy, jobless young adult who was still bumming in their parent's house, woke up in a bed of golden flowers.
    That scenario was oddly familiar to you, and the reason for that became apparent when one of those flowers greeted you with an overly enthusiastic "Howdy!"
    Next thing you know, you see your SOUL, and you are made painfully aware that you are destined to die, because it wasn't red.

    A generic Reader-insert fandom-metta Undertale fanfiction piece.

    #NaNoWriMo2017

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    03 Aug 2024

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    It's a place where weird things happen, and kids go missing. It's a place where everyone grows up being told to stay away from. It's a place Frisk grew used to hearing scary stories about. But someone also once told Frisk that there was Magic on that mountain, and that if they were lucky, Mt. Ebott would grant them a wish.

    Any wish.

    And with Frisk's older sister, You, practically on death's doorstep, they were willing to take any chance they could.

    And as luck would have it, Frisk literally stumbled right into the Underground and had the adventure of a lifetime. However, by the time they were able to free the monsters and make their way back out to the surface, their new friends and their magic in tow, not even a wish could bring back what Frisk had lost. Because at the end of every single run through the Underground, no matter how quickly Frisk hurried, as the sun rose over the mountain You succumb to an illness you've been battling for a long time.

    So with one final Reset, Frisk goes back farther than they ever have before. If they can't bring the monsters to You... they'll bring You to the monsters!

    It's Frisk's last hope, and Your last chance.

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    02 Aug 2024

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    Ever since monsters emerged from underground, public opinion has been divided. Many people embraced the idea that they weren't alone on the planet, and opened their hearts to the new citizens of earth. However, many humans also don't trust monsters. Monster hate crimes and other forms of monsterphobia exist the world over.
    When a new security guard at work is revealed to be a skeleton, your world expands, and you have to deal with problems you never expected. Including your feelings for him.

    Yes, there will be smut.

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    30 Jul 2024

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    You can’t believe what you’re seeing. You knew that in the year since monsters made their way to the surface there had been some struggles. Humans, if anything, are unspeakably stubborn. Once they’ve decided to hate something or someone, they throw themselves headlong into it. Even still, what you’re witnessing seems so baselessly cruel.

    Sans/Reader, reader is gender neutral.

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    28 Jul 2024

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    The void is cold. Unfeeling. A source and an end in one. Soon, Gaster becomes the same...until he sees you.

    A story of falling in love.

    Arc 1- Chapter 1 to Chapter 10
    Arc 2- Chapter 11 to Chapter ?

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    27 Jul 2024

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    AU of PoA. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle—and when he follows it, everything changes. Updated every Friday.

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    02 Jul 2024

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    “This is Mr Riddle, one of our Slytherin prefects. I’m sure he’ll make you feel right at home. Mr Riddle, this is Harrison Peters. He’s just been sorted into Slytherin and will be joining you in sixth year,” Dumbledore announced jovially, though Tom could see that sliver of constant suspicion in his gaze that had never quite faded.
    “Harry,” the boy hurried to correct. “Just Harry.”
    And then he stuck his hand out. How… plebeian, Tom noticed with delight. Walburga would probably faint.

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    25 Jun 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right..."

    After several bad relationships in a row, Reader decided to stop looking for love. Reader never saw Spencer coming.

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    18 May 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Everything will be alright if you keep me next to you…“

    When Reader is the only one to remember Spencer’s first birthday on the team, they promise a night full of the adventure he didn’t get in college.

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    15 May 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hey guys, this is going to be a series (If I can keep up) about Spencer Reid, a new customer, and Baker!Reader. Reid comes in extra early just for some time alone with her. I hope you enjoy, it's straight up fluff. <3

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    14 May 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 53

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    You're a barista. He's a caffeine-addicted profiler. Five drinks you make your favorite regular, and one you both share.

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    13 May 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 80

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    You’re still fairly new to the BAU but you’ve grown the closest to Spencer. Not wanting to ruin your friendship, you try your best to ignore your crush until a certain case forces your feelings (and maybe even his) to light.

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    11 May 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 70

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    Spencer's never been the best with words. The irony of this doesn't escape him, but as he thinks back on those four specific moments that pushed you closer and closer toward him, he comes to realize that you never really needed him to be.

    Or: Four times you tell Reid you love him, and the one time he tells you.

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    06 May 2024

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    You are the new Communications Liaison for the BAU. You keep your distance, not wanting to get too close, but can you hide from these profilers? Especially the adorable Spencer Reid, who seems determined to get to know the real you?

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    06 May 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 68

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    Being Spencer's girlfriend comes with a lot of tasks. One of them is figuring out his love language.

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    06 May 2024

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