15 Bookmarks by Procyonis
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The Clockwork God's Apprentice by nansfairytales
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls Online
24 Jul 2023
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Snippets of the vestige being Sotha Sil's apprentice before the vestige became the vestige, because being Seht's apprentice is the dream.
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05 Aug 2025
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Though not updated, it was a delightful read and I adore how Sotha Sil was written. Bookmarking for when I want to reread
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They don’t wear armor while they teach, they use blunted feders, training swords, no helmets. The knight promises his squire that he won’t take an eye out. They discuss this, how the squire will throw firm, skilled cuts, but always be parried away and gently killed for the class' benefit.
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An original story about a Knight who starts teaching swordplay classes as he recovers from an injury, and the squire he uses as his dummy. It goes well for them, and then it goes terribly. This is secretly a saccharine love story, I'm sorry.
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29 Jan 2025
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What If Nona Was Dogs by somarysueme
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Jun 2024
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For personal reasons, the rock that had become ugly meat (that had– for just a brief moment– become a beautiful, beloved child) was now six dogs. This decision, while admittedly made under duress, had nonetheless paid out in dividends. As she lay in sun beams, as she rolled around with herself across the soft ground, she liked to count the reasons why this had turned out to be a terrific idea.
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More Than Five Things Nona Loves About Being Six Dogs And None She Doesn’t Because Being Six Dogs Rules
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Gideon Nav Does Not Want A Therapy Dog But That's Just Too Fucking Bad Innit
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A Fan Fiction Containing No Stray Italian Greyhound Lyrics Even Though They Definitely Would Have Fit. You're Welcome.
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- Part 2 of Locked Tomb Post Canon Feel-Good fic
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11 Sep 2024
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We Have Always Lived in the Apartment by labyrinthineRetribution
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 Jan 2026
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John looks up from his Jack and Coke in drunken curiosity.
"What's with the face, Harrowhark?" he asks, genuinely concerned.
"Contrary to popular belief," Gideon butts in, "her face just fuckin' looks like that, bitch." She tends to use "bitch" as liberally as commas when off her ass.
"You're piss drunk," you shoot back.
"And you, my good bitch, are just as contemptible as the day you clawed your way up from Hell."
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It is Harrowhark Nonagesimus' birthday, and it only gets worse from there.- Language:
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10 Sep 2024
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the gap between a tragedy and comedy (in this life its just you and me) by labyrinthineRetribution
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Aug 2024
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“You alright there, sweetcheeks?” the redhead asks slyly. She shifts forward on her sculpted forearms, intrigued. The sheer audacity is met only with Harrow’s dumbstruck expression.
Harrow’s throat feels impossibly arid and tacky, almost to the point of pain. Rendered speechless by pseudo-eye contact. A slightly less overt invitation to banter might have involved fanfare and a formal inquiry written in script. Flirting is not a wholly unknown concept to her, but still daunting nevertheless, the beginning of a ten mile hike. The brief point of contact had been the first step. One, hopefully, that would be the beginning of many.
Instead of embarking on the second step, Harrow turns on her heels and briskly exits the cafe.
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In which Harrow finally seems be on the right path to make her life better and bagging Gideon.Bookmarked by Procyonis
27 Jun 2024
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A sudden thought of one so pale/For love of her, and all in vain by terribletruths
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 Oct 2023
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Dost thou rejoice so little, Harrowhark? John demanded. Thou didst implore me for this very miracle upon the first day of thy ascension.
The daughter of the tomb knelt.
The continuation of the Emperor's line bringeth me untold joy.
But Alecto could see the lie heavy on her teeth.----
God's Daughter brings her girlfriend and her girlfriend's girlfriend home.
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14 Oct 2023
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Extraordinary Process by neemaTon
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
05 Oct 2023
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Gideon never could make herself believe in the traditional God of her forced Catholic upbringing, but she thought some force of nature must be laughing at her when she realized that going gray on her head was only a precursor to going gray... down there. Still more unfairly, though Gideon was only two years her senior, Harrow's charcoal locks would not be interrupted by white streaks until Gideon's own salt-and-paprika pubes had fully succumbed to scraggly cloud puff. Nature was an ironical bitch.
A study in growing old together.
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10 Oct 2023
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'til the cows come home by varygud
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2023
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"A gigantic snout loomed over Gideon. There was a rancid exhalation of air, and a purple tongue licked her slimily from chin to eyebrows.
'Harrow!' Gideon yelped. 'What the fuck?!'
'God is dead,' Harrowhark intoned, 'And the lady of the tomb has blessed us.'"Or, Gideon and Harrow figure out how to take care of eighty-two cows, and themselves, in that order.
This fic is part of TLT Big Resurrection Event 2023!
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25 Aug 2023
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From The Bottom of Your Lungs by IShipThem
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Sep 2021
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She feels like he’s peeling every layer of her being, one by one by one. And when he gets to her bones, he’ll find something she’ll never be able to run away from.
“…you,” the stranger says, his hands flexing into fists. Unclenching again. “You are…”
Gideon holds her breath. She doesn’t know why she thinks so, but it seems to her that Harrow does as well.
The corner of the man’s lips twitches up in a smile.
“You’re the spitting image of your mother.”
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Or: what if Pyrrha rescued Gideon from the Ninth as a child?
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20 Aug 2023
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Holy Cross, Alaska by softieghost
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2022
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Harrow meets Gideon. They go through it together.
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- Part 1 of Holy Cross, Alaska
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19 Aug 2023
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welling in my heart like a birdbath by rosapalustris
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2023
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Mostly, Harrow lays her worship in Gideon’s lap.
Gideon refused at first, squirmed in horror at Harrow’s fledgling devotion. So she scaled back, and eventually Gideon said, “If you get to be a huge fucking weirdo to me, I’m going to be a huge fucking weirdo right back, bitch.” They push and pull, inventing a language that is only theirs, brand new but somehow goddamn primordial. Harrow prays on her knees, plucking blessings from Gideon’s holy mouth. Gideon piles tender offerings at her feet, and Harrow offers herself up to drink. She feels sanctified in fleeting moments.the second of two birthday-themed vignettes set vaguely post-canon
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- Part 3 of post-canon cottagecore au 🌿
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02 Jun 2023
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beat your swords into ploughshares (and your spears into pruning hooks) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Apr 2022
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After the dust has settled and John has been defeated, and with the Nine Houses safely relocated on a new system, Harrowhark Nonagesimus avoids her friends in favor of planting tomatoes.
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21 Apr 2023
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Swallow All The Light by thetickingclock
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Nov 2022
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Pyrrha Dve is so fucking good at being left behind.
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25 Mar 2023
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your face in blank spaces by zoicite
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Aug 2020
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Harrow receives a series of unexpected visitors.
Note: This story is set following the end of Harrow the Ninth and contains spoilers for the novel.
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12 Feb 2023
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even in the tremor by sinshine
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 May 2024
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Harrow kept her eyes on the horizon. "Do I disappoint you, honored wife?"
Gideon was starting to think that 'honored wife' was a placeholder for 'fucking asshole' or something similar. "Not at all. I think more girls should aspire to be gremlins when they grow up."
[God has been absent for centuries and BoE conquers the Houses. To solidify their claim, they have the daughter of Commander Wake marry one of the House officials.]
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11 Feb 2023