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Grace moved under the water, wetting her hair and body as she listened to him grunt and groan for all of thirty seconds before she had enough. “For goodness’ sake,” she hissed, ripping the nozzle out of his hand. “Fight me on this and I swear on mom’s grave, I’ll sleep on the couch for the next month, Leon Scott.”
“Women,” he groused under his breath.
“Men,” she scoffed, spraying him in the face until he spluttered.
Grace takes care of Leon (and herself).
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- Part 3 of Ordinary Love
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Piggyback Rides and Pepperoni by ProfessorChambers for plumvelvet
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
09 Sep 2026
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“I wish you could adopt me,” she told him somberly, once the tears had dried and he had convinced her to at least share the cupcake with him. Most of the edible pearls had fallen off, but they looked better than they tasted.
It's Valentine's Day and according to Sherry Birkin, no one is more deserving of love than Albert Wesker.
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Baptism by Grace by ProfessorChambers for murmuringmia
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
07 Sep 2026
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It wasn’t always an issue and not something she’d ever had to consider beyond public restrooms, but there were times when she had to wait to be completely alone for her body to relax and sweet relief to find her. It certainly never interfered with her relationships before; mainly because she had never been in a serious one, the kind that meant sharing a master bathroom and being in each other’s space.
(Enter Leon S. Kennedy)
Grace suffers from shy bladder syndrome. Leon is nothing if not a problem solver.
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Teaser and the Firecat by ProfessorChambers
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
27 Aug 2026
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Leon kissed her, using the distraction to drag her deeper into the water. She wrapped her legs around his middle until they were flush together, his body the ship mast that moored her as she clung for dear life.
“Been so patient, haven't you?” He implored with thick gravel in his voice, forehead pressed against hers as they bobbed gently up and down with the waves.
“Years,” Grace cried, combing away the wet tendrils falling into his face.
During a tropical getaway, Leon shows Grace what perfect timing looks like.
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- Part 4 of Ordinary Love
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She focused her vision enough to count the number of steps in the stairs below her. Twelve more. I can do this. Whatever it takes. Her breath was an audible rasp as she descended, palm gripped for dear life on the railing. There were people looking at her as she muttered expletives and encouragement to herself in turn, but that was fine. She’d never see any of these people again.
Someone, an upstanding citizen, a kind stranger, opened the door for her at the entrance. The wind had picked up, invigorating her senses, chilling the sweat on the back of her neck. Sherry’s Maserati was parked close, but all Grace could see was a black coupe-style SUV blocking the curb in front.
A Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT, to be precise.
Grace has an unpleasant medical experience. Her Gen-X boyfriend takes the wheel.
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- Part 2 of Ordinary Love
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“Sometimes, you really piss me off with the way you say things,” she admitted in an icy whisper. She was ready for him to leave the room at this point, “let” her do what she wanted, but that damn chirping noise. Every single minute. Chirp chirp chirp.
Slowly, deliberately, he stepped off the ladder with that little lopsided smile on his face. God, she hated how much she loved that smile. “Yeah, well,” he intoned, dropping the banana peel in the waste paper basket. That wasn’t where it belonged. Food didn’t go in there and he knew it too. “Let’s pray I can find a spare 9-volt.”
Grace loves working from home, but not when her husband is being a cringy Gen-X man.
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- Part 5 of Ordinary Love
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Little Lady Revolver by ProfessorChambers for Lethonomia
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
29 Jun 2026
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He reached into his pocket for his phone, pulled up the picture of her in that slinky green dress, the prettiest little olive, a dirty martini come to life. Life. Life was hell. Alcohol made it better. He wanted that drink.
"Can't take you to prom, Gracie," he murmured to himself. "But I'll do you one better."
An AU spinoff of Lethonomia's "Hot Gun Summer"
A year after their summer together, Uncle Leon takes his little lady to "prom" before fate catches up with them.
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Chris knew it was audacious as hell of him to speak to a government official that way, but it felt right and Chris was prone to relying on instinct. Besides, Leon had known Claire for ages now, been her lifeline all the times Chris couldn't be. So that gives you the right to hit on him? Chris put one foot behind him and then another, ready to backslide down this little friendship summit, but Leon threw him a rope.
“It’s called ‘pretty privilege’ and I use it daily, Redfield.”
Chris and Leon build a situationship over the years. Will they tend the flames or let it all burn to ashes?
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As Alive as You Need Me to Be by ProfessorChambers
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 May 2026
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Grace considered if maybe they should’ve just stayed home and waited for Tron: Ares to stream on Disney+ because, as it turned out, she was wildly unprepared for the whole theater experience with Leon. The clarity it brought to their age difference—high definition, 4K laser projected, clear and undeniable—was a hard pill to swallow.
ITEMS ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE:
Exhibit A—Leon wanted to pay for the tickets in cash.
Exhibit B—Leon didn't understand Coca-Cola Freestyle.
Exhibit C—Leon remembered a time before reclining seats.VERDICT: Down bad Zoomer prefers streaming movies at home so she can get her Gen-X boyfriend naked.
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- Part 1 of Ordinary Love
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Oven Mitt Time by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers) for plumvelvet
Fandoms: Actor RPF, British Actor RPF
10 Jan 2024
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A day in the life of Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt and his British Boy Toys.
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taking the auspices, or: augury in the attic by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers) for plumvelvet
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
25 Dec 2022
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While meeting each other's parents, Joey and Henry's relationship reaches new heights. Will these new developments give Joey the insight to make some important decisions about his impending nuptials or was it all for naught?
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- Part 5 of PJLJ
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A Fistful of Joey by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers) for plumvelvet
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
09 Jun 2022
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Henry returns from Florida to appreciate Joey's beard.
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Porcine Problems by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers) for plumvelvet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Disenchantment (Cartoon 2018)
08 Jun 2022
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A princess/drunkard enlists the help of a strange man she met at a tavern.
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Animals Like Me by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers) for plumvelvet
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
25 Dec 2021
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Joey makes some demands on the morning of his birthday.
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Two Against Nature by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Nov 2021
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Jaskier grins and kisses him, delighting in the quirk of his lip that forms against hers. He breaks at once, pressing their foreheads together. “I don't deserve you,” he confesses on a rattling breath. She tuts.
“I won’t hear that kind of talk, Geralt. Tell me something else.”A female!Jaskier AU told through seasons.
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barnstorming and other stories by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
21 Sep 2021
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An ongoing series of short stories set in PJLJ-verse
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- Part 4 of PJLJ
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Lord Knows, It Would Be the First Time by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers) for plumvelvet
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
01 Aug 2021
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“It was dreadful,” Joey admits. Henry leans back in his seat and blows out a breath, ruffling the curl hanging over his forehead.
“You know, you use that word to describe just about every girl you meet at Cambridge.”
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Dear Heart, How Like You This? by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers) for plumvelvet
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
14 Jun 2021
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Henry finds a picture of Joey dressed as Mark Smeaton and feels some type of way about it, enough to reprise his role as Charles Brandon for a night.
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put down your roots; tell the world it’s cord clutter by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
01 Mar 2021
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Joey's figured out that Madeleine kind of, sort of fancies a certain red-headed coworker of his, so he takes a page out of Henry's book and sets to scheming. Although he may get more than he bargained for, being stuck with "two horny twits who can't seem to do anything but make eyes at each other" while he waits for his boyfriend to come home.
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- Part 2 of PJLJ
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the fuller sets the tenter frame, or: stretched so thin and when it breaks by criterioncollection (ProfessorChambers)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
12 Aug 2020
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In which Joey travels to Los Angeles for a recording session and finds that his patience for the city is limited. It all boils down to Henry, who has unwittingly left his lover in the lurch while filming away on location for the past month. However, Madeleine is certain that everything will right itself if Joey would just go and watch the damn sunset!
Basically a triptych of Joey’s exploits in L.A. (post-pandemic)
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- Part 3 of PJLJ