15 Bookmarks by Pubesbert
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Rick works on a specimen bag assembly line at a Morty cloning facility. One day, his coworker seeks out his help for an alarming idea.
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Arcade Morty x Homesteader Rick with a bit of an identity crisis sprinkled in (and smut to come)
Arcade had spent a long time sitting outside of Homesteader’s house — what was left of it — even after the brief intrusion of that Rick-Morty duo. Going inside felt wrong, like he was intruding in a space not meant for him. The outside, however, with a clear sight of Homesteader and Doc’s graves… jeez, it was messed up. Maybe he should’ve put the graves somewhere else, as a matter of fact he could still move them, not like there was any body buried there. He decided against it, in the end. There were more pressing matters if he really planned to take over Homesteader’s house.
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Something shifts in him; a familiar tightness low in his stomach. No, he tells himself, that quiet internal voice holding up a hand: Stop. This is not something you can come back from. Morty stares at the doll, the shine at the corner of its mouth. You could do anything you wanted to.
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01 Jun 2026
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“I think,” Morty pauses, swallows dryly, tries again: “I think we should talk about it.”
Honestly, Rick thinks they really should not talk about it. Morty has this idea that talking is the best way to cope with grief, which, if you ask Rick, is stupid. After all, who’s to say one coping mechanism is better than any other? Some people like to talk about it with close friends and loved ones, some people like to pretend it never happened, and some people like to have sex with their underage grandsons and then slam their own heads in convection ovens. Again: who’s to say?
Morty is still looking at him expectantly. Meanwhile — for some reason — they both still have the other’s limp dicks in their hands. It’s like having a relay race at the fucking deli section.
It’s the anniversary of absolutely nothing. Rick copes as best he can.
Bookmarked by Pube (Pubesbert)
31 May 2026
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Your name is Dave Strider and at some point the lines between your dreams and reality have begun to blur.
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18 Mar 2026
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Some things are better left unfound.
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Dirk Strider's Sexual Self Snuffing Spectacle by Samesnuff for mascots
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2025
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A guy's gotta do what a guys gotta do to get off.
Aka Dirk shoots himself in the head for sexy reasons.
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In case you’ve been skimming, let me catch you up to speed. Your name is Dave Strider, you’re fifteen years old, and you are seriously considering selling your virginity to some incel you met on the internet.
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it's not enough to love the unreal (i am inseparable from the impossible) by twistedGlossographer
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Jan 2024
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you can't let him leave you, he can't leave, you won't let him leave, you don't want to kill him, really you don't, you just need this, need to hurt him enough so he stays, so he knows the lengths you'll go to keep him -
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Dave comes home from school to find his Bro making out with a dude on the futon. At least two people are surprised by this.
Bookmarked by Pube (Pubesbert)
18 Jan 2024
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this goes so hard i had to bookmark it
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Droogs meets a fine looking a man in a bar, he asks to help him find someone so they ask problem sleuth to do it for them. Things get a little offroad during their free time alone, and droofs questions his sexuality kind of.
Seriously, droogs, what is up with you tonight?
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In your memories, you see Dave Strider, fourteen-years-old and made up of lean muscle and awkward limbs that he would still need a few years to grow into fully. Crows surround him, all cawing impatiently, vying for the chicken sandwich in his backpack. He swears loudly as he swings a stick at them, trying to get them to leave him the fuck alone.
“Stupid feathery assholes,” he’d always complain once he finally shooed them away.
You tear yourself out of the memory. You miss him, and you hate yourself for it.
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Sexy Singles In Your Area by andreabandrea
Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
14 Oct 2018
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Kaede signs up Shuichi for a dating website so he can meet new people. Little does Shuichi know that the hot Hawaiian model he meets isn't all that he seems...
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Bookmarked by Pubesbert
19 Sep 2022
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this is the best shit I've read in a while holy cow
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Hosting a late night radio show was the least of Hinata's problems. In which two punks become local celebrities, Nanami plays the cupid and Hinata's favorite caller hits on him.
It's awesome.
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Craig and Tweek hate each other. They really really hate each other. They couldn't even stand in the same room without one riling up the other and the arguments getting bigger and sometimes physical. The two thought they'd finally be free from the other once they reached college, but fate has other plans for them. Somehow, the two enemies ended up in the same bed together, and things spiraled afterwards.
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21 Feb 2022