Rifty_Doodles
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“Virgil is distracted from his music by a quiet knock at his door.
At first, he thinks he might’ve hallucinated it, but it comes again, timid and soft like it didn’t want to impose. He checks the time—8:51 P.M. Who would possibly want his attention at this hour? And why?”
Or: after Logan gets whisked away in POF, he goes to Virgil in search of comfort. Janus is also there.
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The Molds We Don’t Fit Into, The Cracks We Can’t Cover by Rifty_Doodles
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
19 Sep 2025
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Roman, meekly: Do you miss being King?
REMUS pauses in wrapping his brother’s calf to think.
Remus: No, I don’t.
Remus: Do you miss being King, bro-meo?
Or: Remus and Roman talk about King, fitting in, and being whole.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 755
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
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(I can touch the) Sky by Rifty_Doodles
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
07 Sep 2025
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“Ho’moo?”
Dad smiles. “No, Impulse, that isn’t the Honmoon. It’s called the sky, and you’re going to be seeing it every single day for the rest of your life now.”
Sky.
He decides he likes the Sky.
Or: Impulse’s backstory for the ZITS band AU!
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On the one hand, he wholeheartedly believes that deviancy isn’t more than a software error, a defective part of their software. But on the other hand…
OR: While on the train to Ferndale, Connor mills over the topic of deviancy and if it truly is more than a few errors in an android’s code.
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Zedaph had always had a soft spot for music.
Or: Zed’s backstory for mine and Eltrist’s ZITS/KPop Demon Hunters AU!
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✮☄︎✦’See, Your Face Wasn’t Quite As I Remember‘✦ Watcher Impulse☄︎✮ by Rifty_Doodles
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Mar 2025
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Exactly what is says on the tin lol, it’s just a collection of fics where I’ve made Impulse a watcher because WHY NOT! I enjoy Watcher Grian stuff a lot but I fr think we need more diversity in Watcher hermits.
- Words:
- 620
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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My Mechanical Heart (Hermitcraft/Detroit: Become Human AU) by Rifty_Doodles
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
19 Jul 2025
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- 1,879
- Works:
- 1
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“Of Blood and Teeth and Claws in the Snow” - Hermitcraft/Life Series Medieval AU by Rifty_Doodles
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Jun 2025
- Words:
- 739
- Works:
- 1
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Directly what it says on the tin, a series of fics I’ve written that primarily feature some sort of transformation! Whether that be a hybrid transformation, (character) turns into a vampire/watcher/other (but none of the watcher Impulse stuff, I’m keeping that to its respective series), just really anything.
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Rifty’s Hermit-A-Day May 2025 :D by Rifty_Doodles
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
09 May 2025
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My H.A.D.M for 2025!
The list of fics below is in order, so pick and choose to your liking.
1: Anyone Can Find Love (Except You) - Impulse
2: I Found Love (Where it Wasn’t Supposed to Be) - Grian ft. Scar
3/4 (I started a day late): One Way to Shake Me Up (I Never Wanted to Sleep) - Tango + Jimmy (EDIT: I misinterpreted “Alt” Hermit for friends of hermitcraft, sorry about that. I’ll do the actual “alt” hermit on the day friends of Hermitcraft should be.
5: I Will Only Break Your Pretty Things, I Will Only Wring You Dry of Everything! (But if You’re Fine With That…) - False ft. Gem
6: Mumbo Doodle Page bc I can’t think of anything to write - Mumbo
7: Buzzed as a Bee - Bdubs ft. various other hermits
8: Seeing Ghosts - Hypno ft. various other hermits
9: [ART] Outfit Swap! :D -Impulse and Grian
As of May 11, I don’t think I’ll be writing more of this. I loved writing these and it’s helped me get a better feel for these characters, but I’ve lost the motivation to do more. Hope y’all enjoy the fics here tho!
- Words:
- 5,483
- Works:
- 8
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Logan is exhausted and dealing with cognitive distortions surrounding his worth. Virgil shows him he cares.
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Logan overworks himself: a three-part mini-opera
// rating because Patton’s not around to watch Virgil’s language
Bookmarked by Rifty_Doodles
18 Oct 2025
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It Hurts to Love You by icecoldflames (Eeva21) for peachsneakers
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
19 Dec 2022
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Virgil is in love with his best friend, Logan. He knows that Logan will never love him, and it's confirmed when Logan starts dating Janus—their relationship looking so perfect.
And then Virgil starts coughing up flower petals.
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Darling, We Can All See Your Bloody Feathers on the Floor by darrinya
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
17 Oct 2020
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“Can you feel it?” Deceit whispers. “The pressing, the quivering, the yearning? Your wings are begging you to let them fly for once in your life.”
“It’s not logical,” Logic says.
In which Logan has wings but refuses to acknowledge them and Janus is done with his bull.
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11 Oct 2025
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Remus has been annoying the hell of every side, and Logan wants to put a stop to it. But to his surprise, Remus manages to turn his argument around in such a way, that Logan is left cackling instead!
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11 Oct 2025
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Mumbo is a Human
He’s doing his best to survive and gets picked up by the Hermitcraft crew who don’t realize he’s Human
Mumbo is doing his best to keep that part of himself hidden, until phantoms of his past surface and put to test is true loyalties.
His life or the Community that hes lied to for years.
Survival shouldn’t be this hard. :<