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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    After years of watching their mousy friends pine after each other, the Warner kids decide it's high time that Pinky and the Brain get together. How are they gonna make it happen? By tricking them into going on a date, of course! But with the Warners, you can never trust things to go exactly as planned...
    [Update October 2021: I polished up some grammar and redrew some illustrations! It would mean a lot to me if you checked it out!]

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    25 Nov 2021

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    “Fine!” Guillermo said, standing up. “Well, if you’re not going to help me, I’m going to find someone who will. There’s gotta be some sort of crew on this boat-”
    “Oh, no, you don’t!” Nadja shouted, pushing him back down into the box. He yelped in surprise. “You are not alerting the crew to the fact that they have a chubby little stowaway-”
    Guillermo stood back up, glaring at her. “Well, I’m getting back to shore somehow, so-”
    “And how the fuck are you going to explain your presence on this boat to the humans up there?”
    “I’ll figure something out! I have to!”
    “No, you fucking don’t!”
    “You don’t get it! Nandor is all alone-”
    “Oh, I don’t get it? You think I don’t get it? You think I don’t get having a huge fucking idiot for a husband who does piss-brained stunts if he gets a bad feelings instead of talking about them? Because that is the very situation I am in right now!”
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    Aka, speedrun of the emotional developments that I want from season 4. Ft. excessive romantic nonsense

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    30 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Usually, fire plus alcohol plus Damien LaVey equals all around a bad idea. But, Oz thinks, this turned out pretty nice

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    07 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    An unintentional slip of the tongue leads to a very interesting development between two idiots who are about to commit arson

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    15 Aug 2020

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    Oz is going on a grocery run for his best friends Vicky, Amira, and Brian when he realizes he forgot Amira's illegal alcohol. With his night already going bad Oz isn't actually that surprised when a red demon starts a fight with a cyclopse in Amira's favourite store. Intervening and stopping the store from getting destroyed is Oz's plan, so getting yelled at by the demon he just saved is another unwelcome surprise. At least he'll never have to see that guy again, right? The world was never so kind to Oz.

    Pretty much this is me thinking that an overpowered Oz keeps acidentally meeting up with the chaos that is Damien LeVay. At some point Oz just says screw it and goes along with Damien's crap. Along the way they become best friends before Spooky High and Oz ends up kinda being a part of the popular kids at his new school without knowing it. Fluff, Crack, and Misunderstandings in love inevitably ensue. No proofing so just read through the typoes please. :)

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    25 Jul 2020