Sam_the_human



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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    He doesn’t even know how to throw a punch
    And now facing such threatening situation, Eggchan is helpless
    There’s no Wemmbu to save his ass
    There’s no op powers to help him flee
    Eggchan gulps as he gets in his fighting position, ready to face the challenge head on
    You know what? Fuck it
    Maybe he's secretly a super talented fighter
    Maybe he’s actually very good at throwing punches and kicks
    Maybe in critical moments like this, Eggchan will shine-
    WHAM!
    (Basically, the author is a no lifer and the biggest GEEK with dry humor, oh and did I mention he also a chud who still doesn't understand Eggchan's character?)

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    09 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Playtime Co. looks like a dream factory from the outside.
    Inside, it’s something else entirely.

    Player never wanted to work here. He only took the job to escape his past and pay his debts. But working as a scientist in the factory means seeing things he wishes he could forget.

    Harley Sawyer has worked at Playtime Co. for years. He watches everything. Knows everything.

    And lately… he’s been watching Player a little too closely.

    As strange things begin happening in the lower levels of the factory, Player starts realizing two things:

    Someone — or something — is watching him.

    And Harley Sawyer might never let him leave.

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    17 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    11 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    Bad Endings is an AU of what would happen if Player had lost to any of the bosses or guardians or the SFOTH swords. They would make the hero theirs in their own way, no matter what they want or not.

    Also: So everyone is yander for Player and PLAYER RUN THEYRE YANDERS FOR U AND THEY WANT YOU RUNN!!

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    24 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Flug was just trying to make a new life for himself in the city. He did NOT plan on working under a top hat-wearing demon or with a lizard girl who has anger issues! And just when he thought it couldn’t get worse, someone was sending assassins out to kill him! Why did the universe hate him so much?!

    It’s only after a few escape attempts, weapon showcases, assassination missions, home invasions, bouts of violence, mixed signals, and some not completely unwelcome sexual tension that he begins to realize… being a villain may have its perks after all.

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    07 Feb 2026