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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Shen Yuan transmigrated into PIDW just a little bit earlier. Not only was he able to save young protagonist Luo Binghe before he made it to Cang Qiong, but he somehow has managed to save Liu Qingge from falling into the evil clutches of Shen Qingqiu as well! With a little bit of schmoozing, Shen Yuan earned the little half demon a place on Bai Zhan to train and become a righteous hero!

    ...ah, but he didn't expect to also earn himself a job as Liu Qingge's personal bookkeeper. Or to live in the peak lords house with him, either.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Liu Qingge stares down at the deep bruise on his chest wrapping around his torso. It's from where Shen Qingqiu attacked him. He wants to be mad and storm over to Qing Jing Peak to attack Shen Qingqiu back for such an underhanded hit, but then he remembers that it's that very hit that forced him out of the most destructive path of qi deviation, saving both their lives.
    He lays his hand over the bruise. Over his heart. Almost a whisper he asks the air, "Did you…" Did you mean to save me, or were you trying to kill me and once you realized you failed you needed to cover your own ass so I didn't immediately murder you?

    Liu Qingge doesn't understand what it means to fall in love. He thinks it's hate. He thinks it's dislike. He thinks it's like. He thinks it's friendship. He just doesn't think it's love.

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    15 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    It has been two months since the end of the Stellaron Crisis and the Loufu is still clearing away the dust of disarray, taking stock of all that has been lost.

    Yet, in the midst of uncertainty, the Wardance is on the nearing horizon. A time to celebrate, hold festivals, and show the galaxy that the Loufu is just as strong as the Alliance is whole.

    But there are those displeased with the General's oversight and many more still who would use this turmoil to their own advantage.

    Cloud Knights are coming up dead with nary an explanation in sight. The other war-ship Generals are due to arrive for a preliminary security meeting. And Jing Yuan suspects this is only the beginning of something else to shake up the foundation of their once long-held peace.

    After all, how best do you take down a lion, then by plucking the feathers of its favorite bird?

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    13 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    Five times Grian purrs when he's distressed and the one time he purrs because he feels safe.

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    20 Jun 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 11

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    Scar sees Grian in his Cuteguy outfit for the first time. They proceed to have a very normal training session until Grian takes pity on his absolutely smitten partner and helps him get off.

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    08 Apr 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 58

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    "You've got cobwebs everywhere," Scar pouts. “And sand, seriously, songbird, you sure you’re alright? Do you need anything else?”

    It’s not like it’s illegal to ask someone to preen your wings. It's an emergency. It wouldn't actually mean anything. And Scar doesn’t even know. It’s only weird if Grian makes it weird.

    "Actually," Grian says. "Um. Do you think you could help me with my wings?"

    He makes it weird.

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    25 Mar 2025

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    Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.

    His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.

    Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.

    It was a ship!

    - or -

    After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.

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    11 Mar 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 60

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    Cleo and Etho could tell that there was something wrong with Grian as soon as he joined The Roomies. He seemed off- his wings a mess, unable to stay focused, making simple mistakes that he normally wouldn't. So, they go to the man who knows the most about Grian and come up with a plan to help him get back to normal.

    Or, Grian is sleep-deprived and Etho and Cleo have no clue how to build a nest but they do it anyway.

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    04 Feb 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 34

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    Mumbo wakes up in the middle of the night, his brain not letting him go back to sleep. The only way to get back to rest is to give into his desires leading him to the man sleeping beside him.

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    12 Jan 2025

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    Watchers were supposed to be worshipped. It’s their source of powers as minor deities, after all.

    Grian, who wanted nothing more than to forget his Watcher past, was quite happy not to be worshipped at all. So when the Hermits collectively started praying to Xelqua and Grian started to gain a lot of Watcher magic, it put a real damper on his mood, health, self-perception and his relationships. With Mumbo gone off-world, it was now up to Scar, Pearl and Xisuma to worry about him – if Grian would let them. But Grian was nothing if not stubborn. He’d get through this alone, right?

    ..Right?

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    06 Jan 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 2

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    Lizzie is a goddess, an immortal being.
    Joel is not.
    Lizzie wants to change that.

    (or pretty much, Lizzie gently fucks godly magic into Joel)

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    05 Jan 2025

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    The door to the rest of the shop clicked then swung open. Grian turned to it immediately, a desperate chirp bursting from his lips without any consideration to how it might harm him. He just needed someone. Anyone. It didn't have to be flock anymore. He just needed a person, someone to hold him, someone to pet his feathers and soothe his crying instincts. Please.

    A masked figure approached the cage, one of the shopkeepers, and they scoffed at him for a moment, standing just far enough beyond the bars that Grian couldn't reach them. He strained, stretching through the iron. All he wanted was a touch. Just a brush of fingers or....or something. Anything. Anything to keep him from falling apart, anything to stop him from being so alone.

    The shopkeeper tossed a bag through the bars of the cage, then turned around and left without saying a word. Grian ignored it, pressing himself tightly up against the bars, chirping over and over and over again, begging them to come back, to stay with him. He couldn't be alone. Scared-alone-stay-stay-stay-please. But they ignored him. They always ignored him.

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    or, grian is the last of a hybrid shop's stock. one day, someone finally comes to collect him.

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    13 Dec 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Wha?” Mumbo stares down at him in confusion, not realizing that he had been drifting. With Grian so close to him, he catches a whiff of that copper smell again, and Mumbo sobers.

    His thoughts catch up to him.

    “You’re injured, aren’t you?” Mumbo asks, locking eyes with the shorter.

    Grian blinks owlishly at him, “Huh? What in the world are you on about?” He questions.

    “You smell of blood, Gri. I know you’re hurt, and you don’t want to worry us. But if you’re hurting then let me help you.”

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    01 Dec 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 89

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    “Well, now I have. You’re very distracting, songbird.”

    “If I had known you were going to be so distracted by me I would have worn something different.”

    The tempo of the music picks up and suddenly Grian is being passed off to someone else. He slides into their arms, hands locking together. Hands slip around his waist and something is said to him, a greeting of some sort. Investigating them swiftly, his eyes scan the person in front of him. A man, blond hair, brown eyes, dressed in a navy colored suit.

    No arm band. Grian pays him no mind, focusing his attention back to the people around them.

    Scar told him to be on the lookout for anyone wearing a red arm band, and so far Grian hasn’t seen anything.

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    28 Nov 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 47

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    He’ll beg if he has to. Beg for the privilege of getting to love Grian.

    ⎯⎯⎯

    Or: the gratuitous (mum)scarian cockwarming fic.

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    27 Nov 2024

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    It’s almost too easy. He would just have to get back up the ladder and retrieve the small maroon box hidden in a chest beneath his bed. The ring had been done for days, gold and copper woven together tightly with an emerald sitting on top. It’s beautiful, and Scar knows Grian would like it.
    The moment is perfect. He feels warm and Grian is trembling softly against him. It’s just them, together, so close. All he has to do is get the ring.

    He hesitates.

    Jellie scratches Scar’s leg.

    Grian starts laughing as Scar groans against him in pain, all while Jellie whines for attention, already drawing back her paw for another attack.

    Tomorrow, Scar thinks. Tomorrow.

    Or,

    five times Scar thinks about proposing to Grian and the one time actually does.

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    24 Nov 2024

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    Things were getting... weird on the Hermitcraft server again. Though Mumbo wasn't sure he could say they were bad weird. Just weird.

    Several hermits had accidently gotten hurt pretty badly lately and found themselves safely tucked away before anything could happen to them after passing out.

    Which was nice. Weird, but nice. That and maybe a little concerning the first few times.

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    19 Nov 2024

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    "They were playing a game, they called it a game, it was one he couldn’t win. He played anyway."

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    Grian's been running for a long time, and knowing him, he's going to be caught eventually.

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    12 Oct 2024

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    “Do it. Please?"

    Scar stares at Grian like he’s asked him hold the holy grail, to carry the scriptures of the Western Heavens across continents, to protect the most precious thing imaginable. “Are you sure? I mean— you never let anyone—"

    Grian sighs. There’s no other choice, really. Whether or not Scar helps him preen his wings, it’s a bad situation. Vulnerable if he does, vulnerable if he doesn’t.

    But at the end of the day, he would rather be vulnerable with Scar.

    Scar gets a bunch of sand in Grian's wings, what happens next will shock you.

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    07 Oct 2024

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