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Ford knows he's going to die. Whatever humanity exists within this creature outside of a full moon is long gone. Only animalistic fury and pure predatory instinct remains. It is going to tear him to ribbons and decorate the woods with his guts. The posters of Sprott's daughter will be covered by one's of his own face and the life he's worked so hard to readjust to, the one he isn't sure he even wants on his darkest of days, is going to be snuffed out like it's nothing.
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Ford tries to wield the power of conversation against a local werewolf and it doesn't go as he might have hoped.
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03 Oct 2025
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Eighteen months, you've worked for this family. Seventeen months, you've been enamoured by Ford. One of them, you've been in love with him.
It's pathetic.
As it turns out, friends can't have sex and stay friends, not really. Not when it comes to you and Ford, at least.
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While Ford seeks a cure for your mutual bacterial bond, you're forced to wrestle with hard truths, even harder feelings and the unending horror of sharing space with a family of four.
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- Part 3 of Maid to be
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03 Oct 2025
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“I’ve had bad breakups too!” she blurts out. Ford freezes.
While reading, and subsequently mocking, the book with his family, he had been careful to keep the exact nature of his and Bill’s relationship… elusive.
Mabel, as always, has taken him by surprise.
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As cathartic as tossing the Book of Bill into the nearest dimensional rift is, Ford can't help his unease at the questions left unanswered. Mabel helps.
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18 Sep 2025
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Ford Pines makes a discovery. He takes it straight to the top.
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08 Sep 2025
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Then it becomes, it becomes, it becomes a problem by tempusedaxrerum
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Jan 2025
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Triangulation (n.):
A phenomenon in psychology wherein an individual manipulates a third party into an existing conflict, intensifying tension and maintaining control by deflecting responsibility.After their tumultuous falling out, Ford drowns himself in industrial-strength coffee and spirals toward sleep-deprivation induced psychosis in a desperate attempt to escape his mistakes. Meanwhile, Bill’s inability to accept Ford’s rejection is wreaking havoc on his other responsibilities. As their behaviour becomes increasingly unhinged, a third party is unwittingly drawn into their dynamic, forcing all three of them to face their demons.
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- Part 1 of TiBiBiBaP canon
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05 Sep 2025
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Paid Time Off is simply not a thing in the United States.
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23 Aug 2025
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Ford is introduced to Mabel Juice.
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18 Jul 2025
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He had been to a lot of strange places, but it was hard to distinguish where grief ended and the discomfort began here in the mountains of Oregon. Everything was too fresh and as hard as it was to admit that Ford may have been right about something, it was just as hard to trust what was happening around him.
OR - The real and very true story of how Stanley Pines became Stan. A story about Stan adjusting to living amongst the weirdness that makes up Gravity Falls while figuring out what to do.
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16 Jul 2025
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Mabel’s sweater town gets a few callers.
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14 Jul 2025
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“The idea of thirty years’ worth of mail is bothersome, and now it just feels like an overcast reminder of just how many bridges he has burned. But it feels obtusely preemptive to just be rid of them all on the spot. Maybe there are genuine pieces of correspondence in there. Peers. Professors. Professionals. People who wanted to engage in dialogue with him — surely not all of them would be so egregiously casual in tone as the initial one.
When he is alone again, Ford reaches down, pulls the letter from the bin, and rereads it.”
While taking a break, you ship yourself up to Gravity Falls for a few months, definitely for the fresh air and definitely not to coincidentally cross paths with your unintended penpal of the past few months. The universe grants your wish: you do meet him. Under perhaps the worst set of circumstances.
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- Part 1 of Concentricity
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12 Jul 2025
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Bored with trying to torture Ford for information, Bill decides they deserve a break. So, why not play a game?
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17 May 2025
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Ford having his dick out while investigating local folklore isn't the oddest thing he's ever done, though he's never had to worry about having sudden company pop in before.
Well, cock or no cock, the conversation is always appreciated.
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11 May 2025
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When Stan and Ford get trapped in an icy cave, Stan is sure that Ford is going to come up with some brilliant solution to get them out of this mess.
He doesn't expect what the proposed solution is:
“Well, Stan. You’re probably going to have to eat me.”
(A One-day-late fic. Happy birthday, Stan and Ford!)
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25 Feb 2025
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Your head is flooded with the memories of your encounter. You can almost feel his hands on your body as you trace the phosphorescence on your skin slowly, the pads of your fingers covering the marks of his as you recall the strength of his grip on your lower body.
The way he’d pressed his mouth to your throat, the feel of the scar on his lips as it had rubbed against your throat.
Every mark. Every finger imprint. It all lines up with somewhere that he’d put his hands on you in that god forsaken cabin. Each impression that’s dotted across your skin serves as a visible reminder of all the places that you've been touched by him. A ghostly remnant of passions shared and a haunting memorial to all that you’ve lost, too.
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After a disastrous ending to your last adventure with Ford, his careless nature leads to you catching something rather unfortunate and to make matters worse, when you seek his help, he's nowhere to be found.
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- Part 2 of Maid to be
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21 Feb 2025
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You know Ford is an experienced outdoorsman and he’d probably be able to find his way around here blindfolded and hogtied. If you have to go out in risky weather with anyone, he's undoubtedly going to be your best bet.
With the stride of a uniquely confident man, Ford steps out into the evening air with a sharp breath inward and a contented sigh, taking in the awaiting scent of petrichor. He holds the door open for you with one hand and gestures for you to follow with the other, offering you a rakish grin.
“Shall we?”
And when he smiles at you like that, what choice do you have?
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In which a simple expedition with Ford goes increasingly sideways and you learn more than enough about thermodynamics to last you a lifetime.
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- Part 1 of Maid to be
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21 Feb 2025
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“Remember that time I left rats on your doorstep, Fordsy?” Bill’s eye scrunched up the way it always did when he smiled. “And you were all ‘Who put all these rats here?’ and it was meeeee…”
He trailed off. Ford wasn’t here. The void was empty.
Bill was struck with a sudden pang of loneliness.
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Bill Cipher has a
mental breakdownCOMPLETELY NORMAL AND OKAY TIME in the Solitary Wellness VoidBookmarked by Scourge
23 Jan 2025
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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21 Jan 2025
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The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.
The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”
Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”
“Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”
“Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”
The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”
Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.
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27 Dec 2024
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Throughout his many years of rigorous survival beyond the portal, Stanford Pines maintained that he would be the one to take Bill Cipher’s life.
With tangible delight, that very devil looms above, draping Ford’s useless body in the oppressive curtain of his shadow. Bill’s eye crescents victorious as he beholds his spoils, set aglow in all-encompassing malice. Ford shifts beneath the suffocating gaze. He’s strung up before his nemesis and an audience of hooting fools as a puppet for Bill’s manipulations.
Tuck in, folks! This should be fun! I hear it's a real heartstopper!
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16 Oct 2024
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Down on his luck and with nothing but a handful of lint to his name, Stan accepts an offer to work as a nightguard at an old pizza arcade in Hurricane, Utah– a place that Rico would never think to look for him. It was perfect; free pizza, quiet nights to himself, no one trying to gut him– Wait, did that robot just move?
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Stan becomes the newest nightguard at Freddy Fazbears, and he quickly realizes that the job is far stranger (and more dangerous) than he first thought. As he unravels the mystery, the spirits within the building grow more restless. Will Stan manage to get through the week?
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03 Oct 2024