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On Christmas Night The Devil Gave Me Love by gaeriel_143 for DoggyYasha
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Dec 2025
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To be able to annoy the King of Hell freely and knowing that he couldn’t do a thing to stop Alastor, sounded very entertaining. What Alastor hadn’t considered with that particular plan was the magnetic pull the First Temptation would have on him. Nor did he consider he could possibly ever develop feelings for Lucifer. Or how he would almost lose everything trying to deny those same feelings.
Fortunately for this demon and his fallen angel, even in Hell, Christmas miracles can still happen.
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22 Dec 2025
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Alastor makes it a grand total of thirteen days before collapsing in the lobby. It’s an abjectly humiliating experience for the split-second he’s cognizant of what’s happening before everything goes utterly black.
In which Alastor returns to the hotel and an olive branch is offered over coffee. It’s all very unexceptional.
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30 Nov 2025
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His fingers twitched. Hardly fair for him to only get attention in secret rooms. Alastor was just as worthy of the kitchen. Lucifer had hardly paid him any mind for two weeks, and now that they’d gotten a moment alone he chose to spend it fussing over the right cinnamon-to-clove ratio.
That would not do.
Without a whisper of sound Alastor came up behind his King, laying heavy hands on Lucifer’s shoulders. Another cage, should he want it. He let one finger make the barest hint of contact with the sliver of neck above the collar, counting each beat that thrummed beneath the warm skin.
“Hey there, hot stuff,” Lucifer teased, earning the pinprick of sharp claws into his shoulders. “What? I was talking about the pot on the stove. Watch out, very hot stuff here, don’t burn yourself.”
It’s movie night at the Hazbin Hotel. Alastor and Lucifer take a detour to the kitchen… and the pantry… and Lucifer’s bedroom.
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- Part 6 of Drink Menu
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28 Nov 2025
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“And what exactly are we making?”
If looks could kill, Lucifer’s corpse would be repurposed into garnish for Alastor’s Old Fashioned by day’s end.
“You cannot be serious. Is your geriatric mind so addled by ducks and dicks that it’s forgotten why we’re here?”
“What type?” Lucifer clarified. “Whiskey, tequila, that green stuff that makes you hallucinate?”
“Bathtub gin!” Alastor sang, summoning his band of shadow puppets to play a jazzy melody for their singular audience member. “Moonshine, white lightning, hooch. And my personal favorite–” he continued, sliding onto the couch beside Lucifer and slinging an arm around his shoulder “–coffin varnish, due to the ~poisonous~ risks associated with shoddy homemade liquor.”
“Are we making it in the bathtub?” Lucifer asked, highly interested in the idea of sharing a bath with Alastor.
After sweet Charlie’s efforts to boost redemption rates results in a ban on alcohol at the Hazbin Hotel, resident dipsomaniacs Alastor and Lucifer find their own way to have fun.
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- Part 5 of Drink Menu
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28 Nov 2025
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“You want me to touch you?” Alastor asked.
“I’d like to try.”
It was the most agreeable he’d been all night. The furthest they’d gotten from that spiritless ragdoll-Devil he’d been greeted with the moment he stepped on this roof. A little fanning of the flames between them on Alastor’s part would make things right as rain; Lucifer wasn’t a wet blanket, he was an accelerant. If Alastor wanted to hook them back into their normal routine this was the way forward.
Alastor and Lucifer have a long-overdue conversation about the pleasurable benefits of compromise.
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- Part 4 of Drink Menu
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28 Nov 2025
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“What the fuck are you doing here?” Lucifer hissed.
“I own this shop! Or rather, I own the soul of the proprietor.” Alastor laughed to himself like any of this was remotely normal and surely Lucifer was living in a simulation, or a reality show was secretly being filmed about him.
“You do not.”
“I assure you, I do.”
Lucifer felt sweat gathering at the nape of his overheated neck, an astounding feat for an angel who ran as hot as the stars themselves. Maybe he would simply explode and take Alastor and the entire coffee shop out with him.
Lucifer tries to avoid Alastor and his increasingly complex feelings about their physical relationship. He fails miserably.
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- Part 3 of Drink Menu
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28 Nov 2025
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Perhaps the King didn’t care for champagne, or thought that drinking should only be done far away from his daughter if it had even the slightest chance of leading to sexual favors from her facility manager.
Then again, Lucifer’s disinterest in his champagne might have had something to do with the distraction under the table, courtesy of Alastor.
As it turned out, giving one’s shadow free rein to misbehave as it pleased was an excellent way to pass the time. Shadows had a knack for hiding in plain sight, and Alastor’s shadow in particular came up with such clever ideas in the dimmest corners of the hotel.
Like the space between Lucifer’s legs, right where the lip of the conference table cast oh-so-convenient shadows.
Alastor finds a way to keep staff meetings entertaining.
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- Part 2 of Drink Menu
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28 Nov 2025
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A disturbing crack accompanied Alastor's neck snapping into a very unhealthy tilt. Claw-tipped fingers drummed out a staccato rhythm on the glass bottle.
"Drink with me," Alastor insisted, brandishing the bottle in Lucifer's face, and wasn't that an odd request. When had Alastor shared anything with him beyond a residential address and a blithe disdain for television?
"Why would I do that?"
"Because I'm bored, and you are astonishingly the most entertaining thing in this hotel at the moment."
Nothing spiced up a night in the Hazbin Hotel's staff-only parlor quite like the Devil, the Radio Demon, and a very expensive bottle of bourbon from Cannibal Town.
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- Part 1 of Drink Menu
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28 Nov 2025
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Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
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28 Nov 2025
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Perhaps, just a bit, he’d like to kiss Alastor too. Call it curiosity, or insanity. A death wish. Another tempting apple, this one between his teeth. And if giving humans free will had gotten him sentenced to an eternity in Hell he could only imagine the punishment Alastor would unleash upon him for a stolen kiss.
Alastor was not nearly so benevolent as angels. Not that that had ever stopped Lucifer before. The thread holding him back was fraying.
Who said friends couldn’t kiss? If friends could fuck they could kiss.
And they were friends. Right?
Lucifer should really ask him about that.
It’s Halloween at the Hazbin Hotel, and a series of late-night radio broadcasts leave Lucifer desperate and Alastor spiraling.
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- Part 7 of Drink Menu
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28 Nov 2025
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We Tried to Be Enemies, It Didn't Work. by 404VoxNotFound
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Dec 2025
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So… Alastor and Lucifer are dating. Don’t ask how.. just accept that two of Hell’s most theatrical troublemakers decided rivalry was overrated.
A Radioapple Oneshot Compilation
One-shot requests are welcome!
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25 Nov 2025
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You stole my rubber duck! by HelpDDLC
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) RPF
29 Nov 2025
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Alastor steals a rubber duck from Lucifer's room and sets off an oddly romantic turn of events. A detailed description of what a long term relationship between Alastor and Lucifer looks like, from the start to holidays, marriage and a baby (No mpreg here). Lucifer falls first, but Alastor falls harder.
The final chapter of this work is a pov chapter from the perspective of their grown son when Vox decides to stir up trouble.Bookmarked by Sebell_Bane
23 Nov 2025
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He freezes as he opens the door, seeing the radio demon standing there, and his next decision is simple to make. The door slams shut before Alastor can even say a word.
“Well, that was rude!”
Lucifer jumps, his back hitting the door as he turns to see the radio demon behind him now. The sneaky little shit…—
OR Lucifer is drained after Vox's little trick, and Alastor comes to help him out.
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- Part 1 of Evenings Spent
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22 Nov 2025
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Nick finds some trouble at a bar. Sean just happens to be there.
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22 Nov 2025
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After an unfortunate transporter malfunction, Spock and Kirk have swapped bodies! Shenanigans ensue and the pair learn exactly how much they care for each other.
Fanart included!
(Changes have been made to the story since the original posting)
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21 Nov 2025
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no glove no love by CelestialVoyeur, cicak
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
04 Jul 2024
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“I need to test something,” McCoy says, “I’m sorry,” and reaching out slowly, he touches Spock’s hand where it lies on the bed, touching their hands palm to palm, unmistakable. It isn’t anything specific in Vulcan culture to touch this way, but Spock remembers his Shakespeare.
The night after the Narada, Spock goes into Pon Farr, and everything spirals from there.
Fic by cicak, art by CelestialVoyeur
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19 Nov 2025
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A Different Kind of Gravity by XxnymphxX (Better_Nights)
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Dec 2025
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Jim manages a real laugh this time, brief but genuine, before it fades into the familiar ache. “Why does this keep happening, Bones? I loved Gary. And I thought he loved me back.”
He's left wondering why his relationships always end with him heartbroken and feeling like nothing more than a pretty face. He tries so hard, yet the outcome is always the same.
He should just focus on his studies and give up on the whole love thing.
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18 Nov 2025
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The Courting of an Emotionally Stunted Werewolf (Aidan Waite gets his man) by Kris
Fandoms: Being Human (North America)
23 Feb 2012
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Josh is freaking out way more than making out against a wall deserves. Written for Silentflux.
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26 Oct 2025
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Damien leans back in his chair and then glances at the door. "Umm," He's entirely ready to protest, but can't make the words come out.
"There's no one here." He must take Damien's silent look as a go ahead because he starts unbuckling his own pants. "And I'm sure the last time you had sex in here," Jared says while toeing off his shoes and kicking his pants aside, "you didn't care about getting caught."
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26 Oct 2025
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When Josh kissed Aidan, he realized three things.
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22 Oct 2025