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“You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”
“Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”
“Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”
“You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”
“Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”
Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”
“...You’re thinking of a landfill.”
Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything, usually while he’s inebriated or sleep-deprived. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering.
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Right as Astarion comes to terms with the fact that he might actually like Sephina enough to want to be her friend, he finds himself in an awkward position: the tadpole is making him impulsive and he can’t stop touching her blasted tail. Sephina lets him indulge his tadpole’s impulsivity without fuss, as well as his need for reassurance and—horribly—affection. The issue with this is, well… he starts to sort of… have a bit of a panic. Perhaps a slight existential crisis, if he’s being honest, because he begins to realize he might be growing to appreciate her a bit differently than as a friend, as well as some… sexual interest. And that’s terrifying.
Meanwhile, Sephina has to find a balance of doing what she always has done — survive, keep her sister safe, and remain neutral in most happenings around her to gain the tactical advantage — as she fumbles with her most-used tool: heavy, and slightly unhealthy, compartmentalization. When Astarion proves to be the hardest person to compartmentalize, she despairs — as he obviously only wants friendship. Yet she’s slowly failing in her ability to ignore what she actually wants: all of him.
CURRENTLY EDITING. Updated ch: 1-6 (See summary note)
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Etiquette of Possession by Pipsqueak (Skyhon), Skyhon
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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You raise your eyebrows and gesture towards the back. “By all means. You’ve not introduced yourself to the others here… although I suppose that makes sense, given your mission.”
“i think that mission is a lost cause, to be honest. kris is sorta impossible to find a match for.”
“Well,” you say, “at least there’s wine, then.”
“exactly.”
There’s a pause in which you both lock eyes and blatantly stare at each other, but this time there is not a hint of hostility. It must last nearly a full minute. Somehow, this experience is not at all uncomfortable or weird. Paradoxically, the fact that it isn’t weird makes it weird.
“care to join me?” he finally asks.
And who are you to say no?
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Or: Sans is the Judge, and you... you are something else. Something that's been sleeping for hundreds of years, under the Deltarune Palace. Something he’s needed, and finally has.
Unfortunately, being possessed by a spirit of violent judgement kinda has its own quirks, and Sans is really fucking stubborn.
Fortunately, so are you.
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A Scoundrel Dressed in Blue (A Gentleman Robed in Red) by Skyhon
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Oct 2024
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When Astarion had first considered talking to Sephina, he’d imagined doing as he always did — seducing her, and then leaving her craving more. Not getting close, never getting close; always several steps away, too far for her to know him or what he wanted, needed, wished for desperately…
But perhaps he should have known she’d not be the same, he thinks as he takes the dagger from her outstretched hand. Maybe he should have realized that she was special.
She moves her grip on Cazador, roughly forcing the man to kneel, sweeping his legs out from under him with controlled aggression, her strong hand gripping his wrists. With the other now free, she grabs the man’s hair and yanks his head back. Through the gag, Cazador screams. It’s music to Astarion’s sensitive ears.
“Happy birthday, Astarion,” Sephina says, her tone warm and lovely. She loves him. He knows this now, with his whole being. “I hope you like your present.”
Oh, but he does. This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for him.
Happy birthday to him, indeed.
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Wholesome Highschool AU that just so happens to end in a ritualistic cold blooded murder 🩷
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Midnight Runs & Capture Cards by Pipsqueak (Skyhon), Skyhon
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
10 Oct 2023
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Sans has these long-running bits that include good-natured ribbing, harmless time wasting monologues and at least three scene changes that drive everyone crazy.
Everyone except you. For some fucking reason that he can’t seriously conceive and doesn’t bother to try, you go along with them.
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“hey, if anyone asks what my mouth do, now you know.”
You quirk your lips. “Is that all I’m allowed to say?”
His cheeks tint just a little more blue. Adorable. He’ll fuck you up in a Popeye’s bathroom as you wait for chicken strips but his cheeks heat from a mild case of innuendo. “for legal reasons I might have to issue a gag order if you say much else.”
[Y’all might want to sub or bookmark the series, not the work. This is gonna be like oneshots but with a plot. Sort of.]
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- Part 4 of Not Much (But They’re Trying)
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Not Much (But They’re Trying) by Pipsqueak (Skyhon), Skyhon
Fandom Undertale (Video Game)
10 Oct 2023
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You’re a librarian who has a YouTuber side hussle and a thing for card games. You could care less where you end up, as long as it’s fun.
Sans is a full-time college student who does a lot of odd jobs for the Monster Government and is the faceless helper on his bro’s YouTube channel.
You’re both stupid. And horny.
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
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“I want…” Hollander began hoarsely. “I want you to tell me what it would be like.”
“What what would be like?”
Hollander blew out a breath. “If you… fucked me.”
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- Part 2 of call me (on the line)
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08 Mar 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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This is, hands down, one of the best fics I have read so far. The author is a beautiful writer. God. What a masterpiece.
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Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.
The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.
It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.
There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.
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Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.
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The First Step Is Acceptance (Admit You Have No Idea What You Are Doing) by BearerOfBadNew
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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"Nothing’s happened between them yet. Between Sonar and Robert. He’d go as far as to say they were starting to become good friends, pointedly ignoring the twinge of hurt at the notion that Robert may not feel the same. Besides Malevola (and his vast network of financial connections) Sonar didn’t have a lot of people he could call friends, let alone a good one. Maybe in some fucked up, lonely way, his lack of experience in the friendship department is manifesting these misplaced feelings. This could be his second hand smoke.
And there was a chance Pandora's box might shut again if he gets a taste of the real deal."
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Or: Sonar struggles with his feelings for Robert. He conducts a very thoughtless plan. Surprisingly, it doesn't go wrong, but it also doesn't make his feelings go away.