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    Adam has worked for the same tattoo shop for years, and it's always stayed the same. Until a new flower shop opens up in the abandoned building across the street. A new flower shop who's owner happens to be sweet and charming. Adam was never too interested in flowers, but he could always use a new subject to photograph. Even if the pictures tend to capture the owner more often than the flowers.

    Lawrence has bounced through several jobs, none seeming to stick. Finally, he decides to put his affinity for house plants (and ability to keep them alive) to use and opens up a flower shop. Across the street, a tattoo shop with an intriguing young man catches his interest. Lawrence didn't have any tattoos, but it wasn't too late to fix that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,596
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    269
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    John sees the ghost often. He doesn't speak, though. Not before tonight, anyway.

    ~~~

    Adam haunting John Kramer and mocking his "philosophy."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164
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    Summary

    The last time Adam drank straight-up water was a year ago. His horrible diet often gives his doctor boyfriend a migraine.

    A short and fluffy chainshipping fic

    Crossposted on my tumblr, go follow me (slushie-machine11)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    511
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    Summary

    J.D. is clever. He's analytical of everyone, even himself.

    Maybe too analytical of himself.

    How much is he analyzing? How much is he making up? He can't tell anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    558
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164
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    Summary

    Somehow, two exact opposite things can be equally disappointing. Billy isn't sure if he would want to throw the phone more before or after it rings.

    Of course, he knows it never will ring.

    ___

    A.K.A. Billy Loomis having ~mommy issues~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    484
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    57
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    Billy has always been self destructive, but this is a whole new level, and Stu is losing his patience. He may be trying to crash and burn, but he should know by now that anywhere he goes, Stu is following.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2,095
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    Stu hates being patient. So, when Billy is late to their movie night, he just shows up at Billy’s house.

    To his surprise, Billy is asleep. He insists that he isn't sick, but with his skin hot to the touch and his aggressive coughing fits, Stu has a hard time believing that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,945
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    Summary

    It's the Sunday after Mother's day, and Billy is brooding. Stu is clueless as ever, but he still manages to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,637
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    Summary

    It's always on days when they're feeling particularly sensitive to touch that Julie wants to play tag. But it's okay. Frank can handle it. Until he can't.

    But maybe Eddie can help.

    Fan made, not canon

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,262
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,531
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    Summary

    Frank knocks on the door, excited for their monthly baking session with Poppy.

    What neighborhood "news" will they exchange this time? A spat with Eddie and Howdy? Drama at Sally's rehearsals?

    Fan made, not canon

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    356
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    Summary

    He never knew. He couldn't know. Anything they needed him to learn. He felt the memories slipping, slipping from his grasp.

    Not again.

    Tw: Unreality, existentialism

    Fan made, not canon

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    431
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    Summary

    Frank let's the phone ring once before answering it. "Hello, this is Frank Frankly speaking," he said, hoping this wasn't a prank call like last time.

    "Mr. Frankly, please get here quick! It's an emergency!" Eddie Dear's panicked voice all but shouted.

    'Oh dear, what is it now?' Frank thought with a sigh.

    A novelization/expansion of the scene where Frank saves Eddie from a beetle, from Frank's P.O.V.

    Fan work, not canon

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,052
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1,464
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    Frank walks into his house before Eddie stops talking, fed up with this entire situation. However, when he sees through the widow how pathetic the man looks panting on the ground, he can't help but feel some sympathy. He sighs, opening his front door once again...

    A continuation of the storybook record where Julie tries to convince everyone that Eddie can lift every neighbor in the neighborhood.

    Fan work, not canon

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,122
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    Summary

    Something is wrong when Harry wakes up. His eyes are on his face, not above it. His hands are dark brown, not red mits. Robin and Doi are similarly changed.

    There's a crash downstairs. Tony has fallen off the wall. After all, a thumb tack can't hold a whole person up.

    Everyone wakes up human. How will they cope? How will the house fit everyone? And most importantly: Why?

    Title from Never Be Alone by Shadrow. That song fits Dhmis so well.

    This is on hiatus/discontinued possibly permanently. The hyperfixation died, r.i.p.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,317
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3,304
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    Summary

    This is a place for scrapped scenes, headcanons, questions, sub-au's, and anything else for my Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Humanoid AU!

    Feel free to ask any questions or tell me any ideas for this AU on this fic or the main story, Never Be Alone!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,522
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    743
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    Summary

    Colin is mind scrolling through tiktok when he discovers a trend that is perfect for him and Tony. Tony insists he's not a dancer, but he has a few ballroom dances up his sleeve.

    So, they teach each other to dance!

    This could be seen as related to my Dhmis Humanoid Au or standalone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    267
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    Summary

    Harry falls asleep in the middle of he and Robin’s movie date. In his boredom, Robin decides to upgrade his hair by braiding it.

    Just a short fluffy oneshot. Could be seen as a part of my dhmis human au or a standalone story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    672
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    Summary

    In a world where everyone is made of felt, what horrors lie in a "lesson" about felt toys?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,587
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    291
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    There's a reason people fear the dentist. It only gets worse in a nightmare house.

    Harry, Robin, and Doi are forced into a lesson by a talking tooth. Harry gets singled out for his habit of grinding his teeth.

    Tw's are in the notes, and the title is from Misery Meat by Sodikken

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,465
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,107
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    Summary

    The three have never had names. Not real ones anyway. Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. But then, someone calls Yellow Guy something else in his dreams.

    The way the main trio discover and start using their "real" names.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,058

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