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"I don't wanna know I'm not capable Of coming out alive" by Smallishobeans
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game), Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Nov 2024
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Is one life really worth many?
Is the idea of destruction to a school that destroyed you worth it all?
Is it worth saving all those lives but losing yours in the process?
Is the kid that set the school to flames as far away as most would suspect?
How much can a group of ghost hunters take?
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Fic has been rewritten :))
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Little more than a vivid dream by Smallishobeans
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Nov 2023
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“Jimmy shut up you're being far too loud for my liking. My head is pounding and I'm not in the mood to deal with you at this moment.” Joel did not expect his voice to be so croaky sounding as those words came out.
“Come on Joel, you need to get up! We don't know where we are and there was this piece of paper on the ground that makes no sense.”Jimmy said as he shook Joel to try and get him up.
Joel sat up in the blink of an eye confused about what Jimmy meant when he said we. "Jim, what on earth are you bloody talkin' about?” Joel said as his eyes adjusted to the bright sunlight blaring in his eyes, but before Jimmy could respond with an answer he saw what he meant when he said we.
14 people were standing and sitting on the ground. Joel knew a lot of these people, they were his friends.
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"Sleep paralysis, I sworn I could have felt you there." by Smallishobeans
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Nov 2023
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Woahhh platonic boat boys
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Stones are laid upon the mountain side. by Smallishobeans
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Oct 2023
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The ending of 3rd life but far more emotional in such little words?
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I love you like a drug by Smallishobeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
15 Apr 2023
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Joel was not the type of person to wait for something once he knew what he wanted it would be his goal to get it. So when the hermits came to the land of empires, the only thing on Joel's mind was Etho. Joel traveled through dimensions by sleeping. He doesn't do it often, but they're like dreams, some you don't wake up from for a while, others there are small little rests that don't last long. Most people can't remember their travels while sleep hopping, but Joel can always seem to remember every moment from kingdom craft to the mcc’s he remembers it all. Joel doesn't talk about this to others, but he can tell that almost nobody else can remember any other series that once existed. Other than Jimmy, Jimmy uses a different way to travel through dimensions, but he won't tell Joel whenever he asks, but Jimmy can remember what happens in every server he's in just like Joel. They both know this but no longer talk about it because it can be an uncomfortable conversion to talk about. The only problem was Joel didn't know how Etho traveled through dimensions meaning he could remember Joel or he can't remember Joel, but Joel guessed there's only 1 way to find out and that's meeting Etho.
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The Ghosts In Your Backyard by Feathers_of_a_wing
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Oct 2025
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This wasn't how Tango expected his wednesday to end up - then again, who expected to die on any random day? In his boredom and pity of his shitty life and shitier death, he decides to pay closer attention to that detective working on his case. Maybe he can help him solve his murder, and that might wrap his story up to a finished ending? Yes, if Jimmy writes the last paragraph to Tango's story, he'll pass on for real, and leave this miserable place for good. It just happens to be that Detective Solidarity also has a really cute cat.
TLDR: Tango becomes a ghost and decides to help Detective Solidarity solve his murder case, because that would bring him the closure he needs to move on.
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08 Oct 2025
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Love Death + Grumbot by SunOfARaven
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Feb 2024
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Zombies. We’ve always had them. They’re life’s last-ditch attempt at thwarting death; reanimated corpses acting out an echo of their lives. Dangerous, sure, but mainly an inconvenience. Burn your dead, build walls, keep an eye out at night—you’ll be fine. But this… sculk. It makes zombies look like kittens.
And it’s spreading.
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It's been two years since the sculkers appeared and society collapsed. A mistake forces Grian and Mumbo to leave the safety of their city walls and face the terrors of this new world. In their search for answers, they find familiar faces and befriend new ones, discovering joy blossoming in the ruins of the apocalypse. However, time is running out as Grian and Mumbo fight to survive, dealing with love, loss and an enigmatic robot. But not every monster comes from the shadows. Some come from within.
~A novel~
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08 Jul 2025
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Sep 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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30 May 2025
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Like Fire In My Blood by BlankGeode
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
11 Sep 2025
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Jimmy, an unpaid vigilante, gets himself tangled up with Xornoths plans and ends up injured and receives help from one of cities most famous heroes; Cryomancer.
Scott, a jaded hero, ends up taking care of the vigilante that always falls into his yard, and begins his tumble into something sinister he never could have prepared for.
Grian, a former villain, is forced to become a sidekick and bodyguard to the one and only Hawkeye lest he face a death sentence.
Scar is kept oblivious by the hero commissioner to the issues plaguing hero society but begins to finally see it due to the avian that was forced to be by his side.
Xornoth and The Watchers have plans far more sinister than any of them could comprehended.
(Lizzie and Joel just want to get married)
*slow updates*
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01 May 2025
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Starry eyes sparking up my darkest night by miehh_b
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
17 Apr 2025
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Grian knew a lot of things.
He knew how to cook for a crew of 60 people. He knew how to clean and scrub the deck until his arms went numb. He knew how to avoid being the crew's punching bag for the night. He knew when to shut up and do what he was told.
But most importantly — he knew not to hope.
Because hoping hurts.
So when a battle ends and an unfamiliar man steps into the kitchen, grinning at him like he’s not just another piece of plunder, Grian doesn’t know how to react. And when he’s led onto the deck to meet the pirate captain — the man who now holds his fate in his hands — he braces himself for another cage.
Instead, he’s met with curiosity. Freedom. A handshake, instead of shackles.
And, for the first time in years, a dangerous flicker of something he told himself he’d never feel again.
Hope.
or; A captured avian, a pirate crew, and a freedom he never dared to hope for
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- Part 1 of the sesumdn expansion pack™
- Part 1 of longfics :DD
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