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An independent terran socialite and the affini she's chatting up at the party she's hosting both ruminate on their roles, each other, and what it means to be perfect.
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A Present Continually Provided by Smolcasm
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
15 Nov 2025
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If at first you don't succeed (in getting away from the actually-very-nice hot giant imperialist plant aliens), try, try again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
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Affini archivists assert a moment can be both had and held through their meticulous transcription timelessly suspending a situation in sweet, syrupy sap for posterity. These are just some of their stories.
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An officer of the Terran Cosmic Navy becomes a contestant on an Affini game show.
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Trixie Reynard, an independent and self-styled political commentator struggling to adapt to life in the Affini Compact, catches the attention of one Philomena Capessa, Second Bloom with one of her incisive barbs and quickly finds herself ensnared in turn. But what is Miss Capessa to do when her darling floret-to-be, whose stubborn mockery she found so delightful and endearing, abruptly loses the will to even speak for fear of offending her new mistress?
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A collection of 100-word Persona 5 stories.
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When the captain of an illegal SETI operation awakens paralyzed in a mysterious laboratory, she can't remember how she got there or what has happened—but her owner does. Now she must navigate this strange, frightening new life as a cotyledon—something between a test subject and cherished pet—all the while unlocking her forgotten past piece by piece with the help of her affini guardian’s hypnotic bioluminescence and unconditional, mandatory love.
This is a longform hurt/comfort with heavy emphasis on hypnosis, conditioning, medfet, and dollification. CW for surgery, PTSD, implied suicide, and minor character death. Hypogeal is set in the Human Domestication Guide universe, though no previous works are required reading to enjoy it.
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Everly, all things considered, is quite happy with her life these days - a model independent, well-adjusted citizen of the Terran Protectorate. However, that independence is called into question when an unusual affini catches her eye, they spend a lovely evening at a park in each other's company, and the affini declares that one year from that night, Everly would become her floret.
Part of the Human Domestication Guide universe, which is an inherently kink-centered setting, with all the standard fare content warnings which come with it (dubcon, drug usage, systemic D/s, etc.).
Feedback, including critiques, criticisms, or just a typo I made, is greatly encouraged and appreciated. Creation is a process.
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18 Dec 2025
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Upon discovering something which terrifies her to her core, a runaway floret seeks refuge with a trusted friend.
When I wrote HDG, I filed the CGL serial numbers off. For this fic, I'm stamping them back on. =)
Thank you very much to my friends and especially teagan_the_doll for her many edits & advice throughout the process of writing this fic! 💜
This is a noncon fic featuring (xeno)drug induced regression (including mild descriptions of diapers), please mind the tags & take breaks or stop reading in accordance with your needs!
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18 Dec 2025
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Elena lives in the Compact. She doesn't have to work, she has a compiler that'll spit out whatever fetish gear she fancies, and she's happily independent. Everything's going great — except her love life. She's bounced from relationship to relationship, and none seem to stick. No one's fault, things simply don't work out, and so she spends many a night alone, at home, wrapped up in latex and watching the lewdest streamer she can find.
Until she meets Ophrys Boquila, Third Bloom, at a game night hosted by a mutual friend. The fashionable affini, perhaps unusually, seems happy to merely date Elena, but Elena wonders if that can work. Affini are Affini, after all, and the urge to domesticate seem to be so deeply ingrained as to be unshakeable. What does it mean to let yourself fall in love with an affini like you would anyone else — and what will become of Elena if she does?
This story is a companion novel to Sui Generis and begins roughly around Chapter 13 of that story; you should read Sui Generis first if you haven't already!
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Sunk Cost, and Why it's a Fallacy by BreathlessK
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
17 Dec 2025
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Kyra's worked hard all her life to uphold masks, and the masks have come to define her as much as what lays beneath them. The arrival of the Affini is stripping away her identity piece by piece, so who gets left behind? No one, not in the Compact. Especially not a seedling sprout, trying so hard to cling to what she's been that she's afraid of what she could be.
Gaillardia has loved and lost many florets, and each holds a dear place in her core. The most recent parting was especially bittersweet, and she's a little apprehensive to accept another. But an Affini's very nature is to flower, and something about this particular sprout is beckoning her to love and risk loss once more.
(Hello friends and admirers of benevolent plant aliens, I'm working through some stuff and this is the platform I've chosen to do it. Please note the tags and even title may change as/if I continue to add to this, and I've rated it explicit despite lack of such content so far because I'm not sure whether or not it will veer in that direction. I'm also happy to add new tags, if anyone feels I've missed anything. Thanks folks, happy reading!)

