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Breaking the primordial rule: Don't fall in love with your food. by CMYK_Rat
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
30 Sep 2026
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Upon returning from his legal matters against ACME, Wile. E. Coyote returns home and to his routine, knowing that even though he had lost the case, other cartoons had been encouraged to sue, and even though his case had not started with noble objectives, he was at peace with his conscience.
With the revelation that Road Runner considered him a friend and as the weeks went by, little by little, the Coyote began to realise that this new nickname in their relationship made him start to reconsider his situation and what it made him feel.
And of course, there was also the small detail that Road Runner, seeing that all these years his intentions had been misinterpreted, wanted to make it clear how much he cared for Coyote.
In general, it's a pretty cosy fic that I wrote to distract myself and avoid having a panic attack in public places due to overstimulation, so overall it's just a story of the two of them falling in love and having their own conflicts because of what this means, mainly short, nice, sweet chapters with some sexual tension, because I'm a damn fujoshi and it was inevitable.
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30 Sep 2026
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Thank You (Kiss) by Dann_danoninoo
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
27 Sep 2026
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Ever since that day Wile E. Coyote came back to the desert, Road Runner developed some kind of weird separation anxiety in which, if he wasn't out of his cave by midday, the bird would hover around his cave, beeping, kicking rocks, stealing stuff, or throwing tantrums until he went out and chased him. Yet, in the end, Road Runner wasn’t bouncing impatiently on his toes or angling his body for another sprint like he always did.
Now he stayed, staring directly at him with those enormous blue eyes that seemed to be demanding something.
What, Wile had no idea.
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- Part 2 of Ready, Steady, Beep!
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- 13,684
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- 4/?
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27 Sep 2026
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The ACME trial was supposed to fix everything. Instead, it left Wile E. Coyote with empty catalogs, recalled gadgets, and a desert that’s entirely too quiet.
Out of options, he crafts a new strategy—a folding table, lukewarm pasta, and a single candle under the stars.
He swears it’s a trap. Kevin thinks it’s a date. The Road Runner knows better, but nobody runs—and the chase takes a turn neither of them put in the blueprints.
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- 4/?
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13 Sep 2026
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Waiting, Waiting Drives You Crazy by Freiem
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Apr 2026
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Slowly he brushed through his hair with a comb. Each brush he let go of certain things, his parents, his sister, his brother, and finally his alpha husband. Wherever he is, Jiang Cheng couldn’t find the need to care, he hasn’t for a long time, after everything.
Instead, Jiang Cheng thought of his children. Jin Ling who wasn’t his, but he raised him like his own. He must be in Jinling Tai right now attending to his sect leader matters. Lan Jingyi must be in the Cloud Recesses doing whatever he deem fit, he was always un-predictable when he’s bored. He didn’t have to worry about anything, Jiang Xiang would be fine, yes but she must be worried. His silly little girl.
A smile slowly crept up Jiang Cheng’s lips again as he thought of the three. They didn’t need him, not anymore. He put down his comb and began taking off his outer robes. Layers after layers were shed off to his inner robe, and he laid down on his bed all thoughts leaving him.
No one needs him anymore.
No one has for a long time.
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Or Jiang Cheng waking up in the past and decides he's done waiting.- Language:
- English
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- 10/?
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06 Aug 2026
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dear good friend, what are you up to today? by anuonymus
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
24 Aug 2026
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Kim Soleum had finally fulfilled his hard earned wish of going home, and a year has passed in his normal world. He continues his daily routine of living an ordinary office worker’s life… only to find his living room television showcasing signs of an anomaly! Wait... Who is appearing from that screen right now?
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- 8/?
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31 Jul 2026
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“You look like shit.”
A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.
“Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”
Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”
Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”
“When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”
Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”
“Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”
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- 14/?
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06 Jul 2026
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06 Jul 2026
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Wishes In Silence by ThesnAthy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2026
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Mobei-jun does not wish often, but he finds that most of his wishes involve Shang Qinghua. Still, he doesn't even know what his human servant wishes for.
Or: Shang Qinghua left and Mobei-jun thinks he should have treated the human better
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06 Jul 2026
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The Spring River Flows East by PlantPot_7729
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Aug 2026
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Jiang Cheng dies protecting Jin Ling on a night hunt and wakes up fifteen years old at Lotus Pier, two years before it burns. He has his memories, his grief, and a short list of things he intends to change this time: keep Lotus Pier standing, keep his family alive, keep his golden core, and keep Wei Wuxian out of the Burial Mounds.
Lan Xichen dies quietly in seclusion and wakes up seventeen in the Hanshi with a war he hasn't fought yet, a sworn brother's betrayal he can't forget, and a cultivation world that has no idea what's coming. He intends to be more careful this time. Trust less easily, and change what he can.
They don't know about each other. They don't know they aren't they only ones carrying this burden.
The spring river flows east regardless of who or what is standing in it. The question is whether anything they do can change their fate.
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12 Jun 2026
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The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!
Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…
Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.
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- 13/?
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20 May 2026
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Xie Lian's last believer is so fervently devoted to him that he seems to think mostly in the form of prayer. That is a terrifying prospect. Xie Lian has never heard of such a case before, not even in hypotheticals, and he finds himself hoping, for his believer's sake, that there is some other explanation for this phenomenon.
Whatever the reason, a low stream of his believer's thoughts hum in the back of Xie Lian's consciousness.
His believer does not seem to be aware of it.
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When Xie Lian ascends for the third time, he is welcomed back to godhood with prayers that he hadn't expected: an ongoing stream of thought from his sole remaining believer. He gathers quickly that this believer is very old, very powerful, and very, very much in love with him.
For his believer's sake, Xie Lian can cast a spell to shut the prayers out—but only if he has access to spiritual energy.
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- 18,993
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- 2/?
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17 May 2026
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Dark Sword, White Flower by Skeleluna04
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2023
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Xie Lian never left that coffin. Not truly.
He didn't.
He never escaped it. He did not continue living outside of it.
And now, he has become a Calamity.
Or: Xl dies in the coffin, becomes a Calamity, and meets Hc right before ascending for the third time. Plot ensues.
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- 42,873
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- 12/?
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17 May 2026
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Two experts in the art of having pretty terrible days, seem to also be experts in the art of taking pretty terrible decisions.
"Listen, you could go ahead and tell your daughter the truth tomorrow morning, but I am positive you saw her big, shiny smile when she thought you had actually moved on for good from your ex-wife. How long will it be until she comes back? Give or take, a few weeks, won't it? Do you want to keep worrying Charlie? Do you want to make Lilith uncomfortable? Be my guest, but I believe you should take this opportunity to make up with your family and be the father that you yourself said half an hour ago that you have not been her entire life," Alastor bargained.
"Are you trying to blackmail me into being in a relationship with you?" Lucifer frowned.
Alastor half-hugged him by the shoulders, "Not at all! I would never do such a thing. I am just trying to help you see the bright side."
In which The Devil and The Radio Demon try to get the best out of a deal that was made when they were drunk.
Or, in which Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship even though they can barely stand each other while being sober.Bookmarked by StandUpShout
14 May 2026
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When Lilith finally decided to return Charlie's phone call and came back to Hell for a reunion, Lucifer tried to avoid her, but wasn't able to hold out forever. He'd wanted to avoid his ex-wife rubbing in the fact that he was still clinging to his wedding ring, when she'd long since rid herself of hers. In a heated conversation about the issue, he blurted out that the ring wasn't for her - and found himself caught up in a situation where Lilith assumed that Alastor, who came to his defense against Lilith's denigration, was Lucifer's new fiancé.
To his greater shock, Alastor was the first to go along with the idea and gave Lilith hell for thinking that he wasn't worthy of Lucifer.
In a state of confusion over this turn of events, Lucifer finds himself caught up in a ploy to get back at his ex-wife with a fake relationship, all the while trying to make the act look as believable as possible. Easier said than done when he finds himself falling for the ruse...he really is lonely, and it's nice to have positive attention for once...
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03 May 2026
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“Why him?”
Lucifer closes his eyes with another sigh. He crosses his arms over his stomach, simulating the hug he so desperately needs.
There’s a lot he can say here.
Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous.
But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it’s his own, is, “He makes me laugh.”
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01 May 2026
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In the days before humans, angels possessed a unique ability to tether themselves to the essence of the universe around them, and to each other. It brought them strength and harmony, and helped hold together creation itself.
Today, no one has ever heard of a 'soul bond', and Lucifer is totally fine with that. Too old to even be a myth, the very concept is relegated to the dusty shelves at the back of the oldest Seraphims' minds.
Until Charlie comes along and asks Lucifer to heal Alastor, that is.
(AKA The 'accidentally married/bonded' fic no one asked for but we all sorely need).
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- 49,500
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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30 Apr 2026
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The grip on Alastor's wrist is tight and filled with tension.
"Let's make a deal." Lucifer's voice booms shaking the walls and the ground beneath them. The anger was clear in his red tinted eyes and the elevated flames tickling his horns.
"Just know, that if we do this. Its more than one your trivial sinner deals. We will be bound together for eternity. You won't be able to tell where you end and I begin."
The demons smile stretch further eyes glinting.
"I accept."
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With the events after the battle with the Vee's wrapped up with a fine tuned bow, Alastor must navigate the aftermath that comes with it. That means juggling through unknown feelings that keep poking out, taking care of the hotel's resident angel and further the unexpected arrival of the missing Queen of Hell. As for Lucifer, he is now faced with accepting his own bubbling feelings and the hurt and confusion that comes with the return of his wife.
Shouldn't be too bad right?
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- English
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- 115,116
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- 22/22
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26 Apr 2026
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What would happen if Alastor’s murders were considered good deeds for the protection they offered the victims of his victims? Well you’d get one very bored angel who wants nothing more than to fall down to the fiery pit below. Catching the eye of the king of hell might just finally make this dream possible.
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05 Apr 2026
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Alastor the Executi...ve Boyfriend by Milphene
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
30 Sep 2026
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Alastor had a plan to get rid of his chains and he certainly succeeded. Now that he's free, he wants to get all the power he can from Lucifer because why not? He thinks of the perfect deal: he'll become the King of Hell's Exclusive Executioner and in exchange, he'll tap into Lucifer's infinite source of power. Sounds fair, right?
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While in captivity, Lucifer hears about this strange rumor that circulates among the Sinners.
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- Part 1 of Hell's Apocrypha
- Language:
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- 75/?
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30 Mar 2026
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
- Language:
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- 43,929
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- 8/8
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24 Mar 2026