TheParrotKirb
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (14)
- Lifesteal SMP (13)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (7)
- The Realm SMP (4)
- Hermitcraft SMP (4)
Recent works
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I’m liquid smooth, come touch me soon - Liquid smooth by Mitski by TheParrotKirb
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
17 Sep 2025
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Pentar is pissed off at Yungy for dying to fall damage they start to fuck Pentar goes to far Yungy safewords(kinda more like a tap-out system? Idr I wrote this so long ago) then fluff(aftercare maybe?) insues
Antis pls DNI ;-;
Series
- Part 12 of Lifesteal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,314
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 21
- Hits:
- 498
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I don’t wanna talk about anyone by TheParrotKirb
Fandoms: Naked & Afraid SMP, Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP, Lifesteal SMP
14 Sep 2025
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Rek regresses after the first events of N&A S2 and gets hugs :D
Series
- Part 11 of Lifesteal
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This is all in my head but I want Non-fiction(HOT TO GO! - Chappell Roan) by TheParrotKirb
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, MCSR event
12 Aug 2025
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Jumper at the MidOffs but idk I add angst or smth?
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(This came to me in a dream after watching the Finale of the Midoffs :3)Series
- Part 10 of Lifesteal
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And they’d be all so disappointed, Cause who am I if not exploited? by TheParrotKirb
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Aug 2025
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Idk I joined a new Mc fandom and I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE ABT BUT I HAD TO WRITE ABT THEM
Series
- Part 1 of Random MCYT works
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I’m gonna make a mistake, I’m gonna do it on purpose - A Mistake by Fiona Apple by TheParrotKirb
Fandoms: The Realm SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2025
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TR Aimsey gets Traumatized bcs they are my friends fav tr!character hehe
Series
- Part 1 of The Realm
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 744
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 55
Recent series
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Moon's Rarepairs <3 by AiMoonyStarlight (orphan_account), devourmy_heart, moon but freaky (devourmy_heart), TheParrotKirb
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Lifesteal SMP
05 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 144,229
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Random MCYT works by Kirbyofthepog (orphan_account), TheParrotKirb
Fandom: Infuse SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Strength SMP, The Unknown Project
14 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 1,975
- Works:
- 2
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Lifesteal by devourmy_heart, TheParrotKirb
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft SMP(mentioned), Lifesteal SMP, LifeSteal SMP (mentioned), MCSR event, Minecraft (Video Game), Naked & Afraid SMP, Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, The Realm SMP
17 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 47,305
- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- 744
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Into The Archives by canaryofthecoalmine, TheParrotKirb
Fandom: Magnus Archives (fusion), Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Jun 2025
- Words:
- 1,394
- Works:
- 1
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TommyInnit's Foolproof Guide To Having Too Many Identities by RevenantMotif
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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It was surprisingly hard to keep a vigilante presence off the radar.
Somehow, it was when Tommy was using his identity that could literally turn invisible, that he’d been almost immediately clocked by the heroes. He’d really only been just starting to have a presence when the heroes cornered him about it. Surprisingly, instead of attempting arrest, they’d recruited him. And who was he to say no to free access to the hero database and nice bathrooms?
One power per secret identity, that was his rule, and he still had a couple more up his sleeve. The heroes could have one. As a treat. He was generous like that. He’d just take more care to keep his other identities off the radar.
Simple.
If only things worked out as planned. Somehow, it hadn’t taken long for his next vigilante persona to be noticed as well, though not by heroes this time.
“I hear you talk to ghosts.” Said a deadpan voice.--
Tommy can't help wanting to help, and he keeps getting powers so why not have more than one secret identity, yeah? Hero, vigilante, villain, coffee barista, and maybe one other.
Or I read so, so many vigilante fics that I caved in and stuffed all of my ideas into one fic.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,112
- Chapters:
- 27/39
- Comments:
- 1,025
- Kudos:
- 1,030
- Bookmarks:
- 175
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- 22,404
Bookmarked by TheParrotKirb
29 Jun 2025
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Fangs That Dig Deeper Than Blood by devourmy_heart
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Lifesteal SMP
21 Mar 2025
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“𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥."
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Clown was a dangerous, heartless villain– everyone at some point feared him because of the power he had over them. But now? Now he's just a normal murderer who nobody except his sister Kaboodle fully trusts.
Mumbo, on the other hand– ever since he stood tall on the lands of many places of this world, he was already wishing upon death many many times before. God of course had some sort of love-hate relationship with him.
These two is pretty different from each other, aren't they? Both of them had a different goal, different ways of living life–
But somehow, for some reason, when Mumbo suddenly woke up in another server called Lifesteal, these two almost instantly went down into a foolish love romance that nobody really ever expects.
Whether or not one of them were evil– they still found their way to have their own story, centered around them and them only.
Series
- Part 1 of Moon's Rarepairs <3
- Part 1 of ClownPierce X Mumbo Jumbo (RedBlood Duo) <333
Bookmarked by TheParrotKirb
17 Mar 2025
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I couldn't fit all of the stories in the back of my head in 1 fic. So I made another one!
This one is semi canon to When The Stars Align. But it's absolutely fine to just either read it with an open mind or skip it.
Bookmarked by TheParrotKirb
15 Jan 2025
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Spoke wakes up at night and can't sleep again.
Spoke misses Parrot a little too much.
Bookmarked by TheParrotKirb
25 Dec 2024
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“And everyone is so old,” Tubbo complains. Somehow, without them knowing about it, Tubbo’s managed to swipe a waffle and is chewing on it happily. Sapnap stifles a laugh. “Well, not everyone, I guess- the kid in our room is our age, I think. He might be younger.”
Wilbur perks up. “Does he ice skate?”
“Yeah, he does. He’s got these sick skates and everything.” Tubbo explains. “He’s quiet though. We tried talking to him, but…”
“But?”
Tubbo shrugs. "He's quiet. He doesn't talk much. I guess he's busy."
or, Tommy's made it to the Olympics for figure skating- he's the youngest contestant on the ice and he's the favor for the gold. He's supposed to be living the dream. So why is he still so unhappy? And why do all these hockey players and snowboarders care so much about him?
Series
- Part 6 of Anything and Everything
- Part 1 of from ice to water
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,534
- Chapters:
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- Collections:
- 132
- Comments:
- 662
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- 4,406
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Bookmarked by TheParrotKirb
18 Dec 2024