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Karkat meets Dave at a club and things go better than expected until they don't anymore.
The new club DJ is cool, charming, flirtatious, and sweeps Karkat right off his feet. Karkat dating the new hot DJ seems too good to be true.
Dave's also hiding something, and Karkat's determined to find out what it is.
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- Part 2 of As things Happen-verse
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23 Jul 2018
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Anon asks: "Karkat is in heat and doesn't know how to handle it"
Here you go!
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11 Jul 2018
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11 Jul 2018
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"The point," Karkat says, balling up the cape and tossing it over one shoulder, "is that I'm curious as fuck about your horrific alien biology, but you never take off any clothes, or let me see anything, really."
"Oh, man," Dave groans. "There's nothing to see, jesus."
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11 Jul 2018
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What is the worst thing someone you love could do that you would still forgive them for?
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FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas are just trying to arrest criminals and live their lives.
Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.
Too bad the Strider thief duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.- Language:
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- 40/40
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30 Jun 2018
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Karkat wears panties and Dave loves it
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27 Jun 2018
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There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.
“So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”
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31 May 2018
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He'd died twice, and even after four thousand years he was still dealing with this red-eyed human's bullshit.
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- Part 1 of 4am work fics
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- 19/19
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22 May 2018
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I've been waiting for someone
To find me and become a part of me
I've been waiting for you to come here
And kill me and set me free
I've been waiting for...Blood flavor is so metallic
Its smell makes me go fanatic
Texture that I find in you
Is as thick as viscous glueMy senses have become so keen
With all I touch and all I see
There's an iron smell
Of blood in the air
And now I see it everywhere
_"What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.
His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."
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21 May 2018
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11 Mar 2018
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The Imperial Drones are coming and Karkat's Kismesis is a human. A human that sure as fuck can't produce enough genetic material to help fill a filial pail.
Luckily, Dave's willing to improvise.
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03 Jan 2017
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Bro enters a den of iniquity and buys six hours of Karkat's time. He's going to need all of it.
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03 Jan 2017
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Karkat gets a new smartphone. Dave is quick to show him the highest virtues of modern technology - aka. sexy selfies.
Featuring a fucktonne of really gay illustrations.
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25 Dec 2016
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“Hey, there’s no need to apologize. These things happen.” You try and reassure him, but you can feel your eyebrows begin to crease with worry. This is the third morning in a row this has happened, and you’re beginning to feel like you’ve seen this before…
But no, that’s impossible.
“Urgh, what’s wrong with me??” Karkat groans from inside the toilet, and you swallow, your throat feeling dry.
You decide that it’s time to go pay your dear sister and her girlfriend a visit.
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12 Dec 2016
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It wasn't supposed to be possible. That what you thought at first. But you started to doubt. Until there was not really room for doubt anymore. And you cried and cried. You kicked every single piece of furniture in the apartment. You swore at the top of your voice like a complete mad man. You ended up curling into a ball under the sheets and when Dave came back and asked you what was wrong, you told him you were just tired.
Where Karkat tries to deal on his own. But he really doesn't.
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11 Dec 2016
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“Fuck you so much right now.”
“Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you?”
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11 Dec 2016
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I actually meant to make this an actual STORY but once I wrote the first chapter I realized that nah, I can't really make this into an actual fanfic. So, oneshots! Expect a few Davekat ones, because I'm literal trash for this ship. Any of my friends could confirm this. But yeah, feel free to leave suggestions in the comments, for pairings, and prompts! Thank you all for reading this!!
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11 Dec 2016
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“The game is simple, Karkat.” Dave tells you, an ever-present smirk on his face. “We start dating. Like a real couple. Holding hands, kissing, cuddling, date nights - the works.” He can see that he’s losing you, so he hurries to continue. “Just for seven months - until the end of the school year. We try to woo each other. And the first person to fall in love loses.” You bite your lip nervously, looking up at his patient expression and then back down at your fists clenched in your lap. You can’t believe you’re doing this. “Game on.”
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01 Dec 2016
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Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.
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19 Nov 2016
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He huffs. "Because it makes you look helpless," he admits. "I know you're not! I know that. I'm not insulting your fucking manly prowess or whatever, just—"
You kiss him, and the last of the excuse gets lost, mumbled into your mouth.
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18 Nov 2016