Thebonemoose



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    Jack, and his life post-Void.

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    not actually a lonely eyes au, in spite of the title.

    basically, what if Jonah Magnus and Peter Lukas had a joint coffeeshop/bookstore (a la barnes&noble) and everybody lived and nothing hurt?

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    He’s well on his way to passing out in a drunken stupor, draped over the Bentley’s steering wheel—one of his favorite pastimes these days—when an agonized howl cuts through the air.

    Screams like this—they shouldn’t be anything unusual. Not to a demon, not to him. But this one lights his blood up with urgency, pulls at a primordial terror stowed deep, deep within the cavity his soul left behind.

    This one is familiar.

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    Aziraphale Falls. There is, as with all things, an after.

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    06 Sep 2023

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    Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.

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    “You’re being ridiculous.”

    Crowley very nearly falls over.

    Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—

    “What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.

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    11 Aug 2023

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    AWOOGA BOIOIOING THEY HAVE EMOTIONS

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    As the blade pierces him, Ed thinks in a moment of seeming delirium that any sane man’s natural defenses would crumble to sand if a star was plucked directly from the sky and given to him wrapped in silk and cashmere, ever-glowing and warm. (It’s a miracle the world hasn’t caught up enough to fall in love with Stede yet. Selfishly, he’s glad for it.)

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    15 May 2022

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    He doesn’t know how to stop himself. He doesn’t know how to want to

     

    it’s cute i loved it

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    The sword came free with a sickening pop; or, rather, Stede came free. His knees gave out as soon as he left the blade behind, still stuck to the mast. He fell forward, stumbled, and was immediately caught by two strong, well-muscled arms.
    Oh dear. Perhaps the pain had rather gone to his head.

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    06 Apr 2022

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    it’s perfect

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    30 Jul 2021