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    Cliff Marleau can be a dumbass, it’s fair to say - anyone can, some people would claim it more likely for men, and some people would certainly claim that being in a profession that involves violence, speed, and sharp things, and a ridiculous amount of travel all on a regular basis would make it pretty likely for someone to be a dumbass. He does dumb shit sometimes, but it’s usually pretty basic.

    Actually, how this started was years ago, when he still felt just barely out of being a rookie himself and Coach asked him to keep a watch on their new Russian rookie Ilya Rozanov, now Boston’s captain and one of Cliff’s good friends.

    And Cliff is pretty damn curious about the girlfriend Ilya swears he doesn’t want to have.

    OR: Cliff's investment in getting Ilya to admit he's more invested than normal in Montreal Jane throws him and the Boston Raiders down the path of queer allyship.

    title from 'Bejeweled' by Taylor Swift.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    "There was a crash - making most of the room flinch - the sound of someone banging the doors open, and before Ilya could look up, Bood says in a quizzical voice, eyebrows drawn together like he was seeing a round puzzle piece from the same puzzle box of all normal-shaped puzzle pieces, “What the hell is Shane Hollander doing here?”

    Ilya doesn’t know if this is what they call an out-of-body experience because what even is that sentence?"

    OR the one where Shane rushes to Ilya after the plane crash and the Cens find out about HollaNov + Yuna is a Momager of the highest caliber + a chaotic Q&A ensues + Shane has a binder detailing their life plan, but then does a little something Ilya was not prepared for.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    There are a lot of things that Buck loves about sharing the bed with Eddie.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    5 times Buck was Christopher's mom and the one time he wasn't.

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    My 5+1 excuse to make Buck a great dad.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    “We're not a couple,” Buck eventually spat out.

    It was the truth, but he ignored the way the words felt like poison in his mouth.

    “This morning at breakfast I watched you feed him a strawberry,” Chimney said.

    Buck glared at him from behind the couch. “It was a perfectly platonic strawberry feeding.”

    “If it's so platonic, feed me a strawberry right now,” Ravi demanded.

    “I'm not going to do that,” Buck responded.

    “And why not, Buckley?”

    Buck threw his hands up. “Because you're allergic to strawberries, dumbass!”

    or: Buck feeds Eddie a strawberry and then acts totally normal about it.

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    10 Sep 2025